• Kids acting like they know everything.
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I was downloading a [i]linux distro[/i] and my brother he looked at my screen once, looked up and said he did that all the time. :byodood:
Kids on youtube that type of informative, 5 lined posts make me rage. I don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about but I know they don't either.
I fucking hate it when, not even kids, but people in my school start talking about firearms like they are the Weapon experts or something.
Next time a kid says something stupid to you and insists that it's true, here's what you say: "There is no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy." Make sure you have surveillance videos timestamped from a few years ago of your parents eating the cookies and putting the presents under the tree as Santa. Same for Easter, the tooth fairy one may be a bit more difficult. You'll crush their hearts but they deserve it for making you rage like that. [editline]edit[/editline] Almost forgot, say there is no magic tree either... as awesome as that was coming from a 4 year old.
[QUOTE=scottsmith46;26945939]This only annoys me when people are willing to defend their argument to the death, even when you show them its untrue.[/QUOTE] I agree'd even though I do this.
I know everything, people who think they know everything are annoying, they act like that, and it pisses me off, since i know everything, unlike them.
NOt really my colegues do that everyday. Its used to impress ppl and it works.
This sounds like most people on facepunch. [editline]26th December 2010[/editline] The internet*
My Little Brother is the perfect example he's 14 so I won't exactly consider him little but he does this kind of crap all the time, I'm a patient person so I don't get tempered over him annoying me but still it's very annoying. For instance I told him I'd gotten a pair of Allesendro MS-1's and he had a pair of £30 Skullcandy's of which I told him were a piece of crap, then he started telling me about how they're better to which I replied "I've been to sites like head-fi they all know you pay most of the price for the brand not the quality" to which his reply was "I've gone to tones of sites and read tons on it too" providing no proof of such but just telling me "I know so much more then you" and that Bose is also a very good brand... sigh
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;26950385]The fastest (street-legal) car, is the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. At least as far as top speed. Also, people who say baseball is easy. Fuck you. Especially when lacrosse players say it.[/QUOTE] Nerves of fucking steel. I played baseball for a few years and to stand there and have a small, concentrated ball of FUCK hurtling at you faster than a car on the highway makes you ALMOST shit your pants.
Yes, you go out with your friends to find kids saying how they're grown up because they drink alcohol and smoke weed, then you say how they know nothing of life and after a while you realize how ironic the situation is
Youtube: "X people didn't like Y XD" [sp] if anyone knows the source of it, they get a winner [/sp]
50 people didn't jizz in their pants
[QUOTE=one free man;26978912]Youtube: "X people didn't like Y XD" [sp] if anyone knows the source of it, they get a winner [/sp][/QUOTE] also "THUMBS UP IF X" and how everyone has to talk about Justin Beiber in every single music video
if people actually took a stand against know it all teens here then GD would be empty
A kid once told me, and I quote: "I'm ten. I don't believe in monkeys." [editline]26th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Drax-Quin;26978624]My Little Brother is the perfect example he's 14 so I won't exactly consider him little but he does this kind of crap all the time, I'm a patient person so I don't get tempered over him annoying me but still it's very annoying. For instance I told him I'd gotten a pair of Allesendro MS-1's and he had a pair of £30 Skullcandy's of which I told him were a piece of crap, then he started telling me about how they're better to which I replied "I've been to sites like head-fi they all know you pay most of the price for the brand not the quality" to which his reply was "I've gone to tones of sites and read tons on it too" providing no proof of such but just telling me "I know so much more then you" and that Bose is also a very good brand... sigh[/QUOTE] I'VE BEEN TO SITES LIKE HEAD-FI THEY ALL KNOW Sir you seem to be one of these "Know it all" kids, even if you may be correct.
[QUOTE=Treybuchet;26982748]A kid once told me, and I quote: "I'm ten. I don't believe in monkeys." [/QUOTE] there goes a potential member of the teenage pop-atheist squad :frown:
Some girl in my class said "BUT MACS DONT GET VIRUSES" when somebody was talking about them this is the same girl who got a mac because "only macs can do photo editing the best" I said "Thats because the users are in enough pain already so nobody wants to inflict an more on them" :smug:
My 11 year old little brother told me that sex is when you have an erection... I tried to tell him that it wasn't, but he wouldn't listen. I am not sure if it's [i]THAT[/i] time to argue...
[QUOTE=Bullshot;26983556]My 11 year old little brother told me that sex is when you have an erection... I tried to tell him that it wasn't, but he wouldn't listen. I am not sure if it's [I]THAT[/I] time to argue...[/QUOTE] if that's true then im a sex fiend
[QUOTE=Bullshot;26983556]My 11 year old little brother told me that sex is when you have an erection... I tried to tell him that it wasn't, but he wouldn't listen. I am not sure if it's [i]THAT[/i] time to argue...[/QUOTE] I'm having sex right now!
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;26973966][b][I] smash [/I] a fucking rock on the fish's head[/b] [/QUOTE] [img]http://i53.tinypic.com/v3lgk9.gif[/img] Inbetweeners anyone?
[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;26982670]and how everyone has to talk about Justin Beiber in every single music video[/QUOTE] Just like on Facepunch you mean? I sorta like the X disliked Y sometimes, it can be rather humorous.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;26977624]I fucking hate it when, not even kids, but people in my school start talking about firearms like they are the Weapon experts or something.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;26952190]Oh god the COD ones are the worst, where they think they know anything about the guns. One said the AK47 is Iraqi, I shed a tear for poor Kalashnikov. Or the ones that think they can hack, know about cars, know how video games work, Or the "Im not a kid im 13" bullshit.[/QUOTE] Especially when they're incorrect about it. [quote]I fired akimbo AK47's by myself, no, it doesn't use those bullets, you just put 9mm bullets in the ak47 clip[/quote]
[QUOTE=Gainax;26945934]I talked to my neighbor's 4-year old kid today, asking what he wanted Santa to give him. He said, and I quote "Santas not real, but tree is. Magic tree gives us gifts from its awesome roots." What the fuck[/QUOTE] Oh God, that brought me to tears. Thank you so much for sharing that, I actually haven't laughed so hard in days.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;26977420]Not a Christian, just a massive idiot[/QUOTE] What would the difference be? :confused:
You guys did the same thing only you don't remember it, it's just a phase, stop being Derps.
I have the PS Move and my sister wanted to play it. I was helping her do it and shes like "STOP IT I KNOW WHAT TO DO ITS JUST LIKE WII!!!" So I go back and play JC2 and then she fucks up the calibration and starts bitching. She wouldn't fuck it up if she could accept help and read directions. [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] And when I play Skate 3 and get lonely and I join an XBL party with my friends and then I put in CoD to play with them. I have an MP5K silenced with an acog scope then "WOW YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT GUNS NOOB". What would life be like without the obsession of CoD? It is fun but holy shit, the community...
[QUOTE=Camdude90;26952746]I hate that, when your playing with your cool ass lego tanks and shit and some kid comes up and is like MINE HAS ENERGY SHIELD THAT CAN'T BE DESTRYOED LOL.[/QUOTE] I have a dinosaur that eats energy shields [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L9XoFYAyIOg/TDJIrwM6XgI/AAAAAAAAAQc/BFMwmvBgA-o/s1600/toy-story-by-pixar-thumb.jpg[/img]
My ICT class is exactly like this. We were doing processors one lesson, and our teacher told us that if it says its dual core 2.0GHz, then each core has 1GHz, so it's the same as a single core 2GHz processor. I was too nice to correct her because then the class would lose respect for her. Then we have the biggest retard ever. We were doing servers one lesson and he goes "I have 3 servers in my house." Now this may be believable for some people, but this kid is so retarded that it was a blatant lie. We then found out that by 'server' he meant 'wireless router'.
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