• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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I tried joining the foundation 3 times, but to no luck. I read the rules, stated my age, gender, where I live, why I want to join, what I can give to benefit the foundation and others. I did it as short as possible too. And yet, I'm still denied. Is there something I'm missing?
~you forgot the passwoooords~
Here's another shitty SCP: [quote]Item #: SCP-1930 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1930 should be kept in a reinforced containment chamber; this chamber is to be made of titanium braced with industrial-strength electrical wires with a rated current of at least 50 amps and potential of 10,000 volts. The door must be made out of sheet gold and diamond powered by a ██v battery and a current of 10 amps. The door is only to be opened under the authorization of two Level-5 personnel, and the door will only open upon simultaneous activation of the controlled access card modules. SCP-1930 must have his hands tied by steel bands stuck to the ceiling and legs bound together with ferromagnetic rings. The eyes should be wrapped with a thick opaque cloth - black coloration is preferred. This cloth is to never be removed outside of experimentation. Description:SCP-1930 was found in Ethiopiai on ██/12/200█ . SCP-1930 is a 24 year old European Male about 6.4feet heigh with White Hair (Yes its totaly white as a Paper ). His eyes are completly black (whole eyeball). His ability is to place one person in a state of trance as well as place himself in the Victims past. The SCP-1930 has killed 1██ people and made ██people commit suiicide. The Subject SCP-1930 has one limit It can only place █people in a state of trance and can place himself in █people mind at One time which makes him an Easy target for the assist of the test subject. Addendum:All of the Required documents and incidents report are Below. SCP-1930 should only be examined by Level 3 Clearance Personel Food should be given using a drip. Also no Level 4 clearance and higher Personel Should not get close to SCP-1930[/quote] [quote]SCP involved:SCP-1930 Personnel involved: Doctor █████ and Personel ID:234156 Date: 19/03/2009 Location:Site-█ of the SCP Foundation Description: SCP-1930 went in direct eye contact with Doctor █████ and placed him withing his Past. While SCP-1930 was doing that Personel ID:234156 closed SCP-1930 eyes and used the right procedures to keep it that way. But Doctor █████ had to be Left under observation. There is no sights of the SCP-1930 to have any influence on the Doctor. Further acts with Doctor █████ are under discussion.[/quote] Oh my [I]jesus[/I]
Oh god I'm dying irl
I wonder if I should make 173 out of clay in my art class tomorrow. I'm certain that I'll get looks, but it will be so worth it.
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35797386]I wonder if I should make 173 out of clay in my art class tomorrow. I'm certain that I'll get looks, but it will be so worth it.[/QUOTE] do it then post pics
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;35797782]do it then post pics[/QUOTE] Alright then, I'll add it to my queue of projects. Shall I glaze it or paint it with acrylic?
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35798491]Alright then, I'll add it to my queue of projects. Shall I glaze it or paint it with acrylic?[/QUOTE] Spray paint for authenticity. [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166]RULE 34[/url]
[QUOTE=Krinkels;35798819]Spray paint for authenticity. [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166]RULE 34[/url][/QUOTE] Was reading the article, thinking it seemed to be nothing special so far and was mary sue-ish, then saw the part about her requiring fresh semen each day and wat'd hard
[QUOTE=Krinkels;35798819]Spray paint for authenticity. [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166]RULE 34[/url][/QUOTE] If I wanted real authenticity I would make an accompanying containment chamber and smear the floor with blood. I don't think the shit would go over very well with anyone. [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35799767]If I wanted real authenticity I would make an accompanying containment chamber and smear the floor with blood. I don't think the shit would go over very well with anyone.[/QUOTE] Hoooo boy: [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmhueSFT31r0wuxuo1_1280.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35799767]If I wanted real authenticity I would make an accompanying containment chamber and smear the floor with blood. I don't think the shit would go over very well with anyone. [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] Hoooo boy: [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmhueSFT31r0wuxuo1_1280.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Time to make entries for 173-1 through 7.
206 is a hell of a thing. It's translated from the russian scp site.
[QUOTE=MadPro119;35787018]Anyone know any books similar to SCP. I want a paranormal horror that instead of focusing on one creature has multiple detailed entries/creatures.[/QUOTE] I would suggest a few books by Neal Shusterman, he writes novels about paranormal/weird things, mostly for young adults but I find them to be very interesting. Here's a few that I've read: [b]Downsiders:[/b] It's about a city of people living in the sewers and subway tunnels of New York. This one is great, even if it isn't too paranormal. [b]Full Tilt:[/b] This one is creepy, there's an amusement park that gets into your head and causes nightmarish events to occur in the park. [b]The Eyes of Kid Midas:[/b] I thought that this book was okay, but it features an SCPesque pair of sunglasses that causes wishes to come true, with a sinister twist. [b]Everlost:[/b] Two kids are killed in a car accident but find themselves in a purgatory where you sink into the ground if you stay still too long. This one is my personal favorite of his novels, it's also a trilogy. I read these books and loved them before I found SCP, I hope you like them too!
Hey OP, If yer still putting stuff facepunchers have written in the OP, I wrote a shitload of stuff today [IMG]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-1723/scp1723.jpg[/IMG] SCP-1723 "The Radio Intercepting Woman." [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1723[/url] [IMG]http://scpsandboxwiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/roget-sandbox/NO%21.jpg[/IMG] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/why-are-you-reading-a-url-go-be-productive/comments/show?from=email#post-1436008[/url] SCP-5200-J "JUST SAY NO!!!" And I wrote a tale, called life and death [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/life-and-death[/url] And I have an authors page (which I created today.) [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rogets-file[/url] Go check 'em out!
Can anyone help me finding this one SCP file where the Task Force is supposed to investigate some kind of object in a Chinese village or some kind of ghetto street, but as they get closer the eventually find this long, unending hallway. I know this description isnt enough, but I've been trying to look for this particular one for days now
[img]http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/people/laster/Images/laster4-28-22.jpg[/img] Shit
Just started reading this thread after having an SCP obsession for the past week or so (Including concurring my fear and reading 106 after it scared the shitnipples out of me in containment breach). Everyone seems really nice and funny in this thread, probably some of the best I've seen on FP. I love you guys [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-love.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Desert Rat;35805818]Just started reading this thread after having an SCP obsession for the past week or so (Including concurring my fear and reading 106 after it scared the shitnipples out of me in containment breach). Everyone seems really nice and funny in this thread, probably some of the best I've seen on FP. I love you guys [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-love.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I heart you too
[QUOTE=Ghhostface;35802680]Hey OP, If yer still putting stuff facepunchers have written in the OP, I wrote a shitload of stuff today [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1723[/url] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/life-and-death[/url] [/QUOTE] Such wonderful things they are. Found a little typo in 1723: does not affect the [b]subjects[/b] ability. During the investigation that resulted in SCP-1723s capture, [b]A[/b] small datebook was found in the subjects cell. "I a" is also found at the end of one of the addenda.
I wrote 27 SCPs in blood on the skin of a man during the weekend. ... Where am I gonna put these?
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;35807922]I wrote 27 SCPs in blood on the skin of a man during the weekend. ... Where am I gonna put these?[/QUOTE] Throw them away, the skin will get rotten :v:
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35808354]Throw them away, the skin will get rotten :v:[/QUOTE] I pickle the skin to make it last as long as possible. To save money, I also put my pickles in the same mix.
Ok, so I finished making my mini-173 today; I'm going to let it dry over the weekend, fire it on Monday, then paint it on Tuesday. Interest will probably have evaporated by then, but success will be mine.
The admins of the Wiki seem like a bunch of jerks.
Made me think of SCP: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski[/url] [quote]The left half of Bugorski's face swelled up beyond recognition, and over the next several days, started peeling off, revealing the path that the proton beam (moving near the speed of light) had burned through parts of his face, his bone, and the brain tissue underneath.[/quote] A gun shooting proton beams anyone?
I kind of get a J SCP idea from [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ox5QyMJsw3Y#t=376s]this[/url] Basically 19-49 driver less cars with ducks painted on them following a van with the same artwork with "Mother" or "Mom" written on it targeting a single "victim" and crashing into his/her car in a giant cluster-fuck.
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/1tunNi.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Krinkels;35806449]Such wonderful things they are. Found a little typo in 1723: does not affect the [b]subjects[/b] ability. During the investigation that resulted in SCP-1723s capture, [b]A[/b] small datebook was found in the subjects cell. "I a" is also found at the end of one of the addenda.[/QUOTE] The I a is supposed to be there. Good eye though. And thanks for reading it.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;35811399][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/1tunNi.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Although 173 is not Keter.
So I've been getting really into SCP lately and I noticed while reading the thread you guys are pretty accepting of peoples randomly made up SCP files they want to share. I've had this idea, though... I don't know if it can be considered an SCP. Try and write it and share y/n? (I wouldnt try submitting it to the actual SCP website, I know better than that :v:)
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