• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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One Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster, please.
A cup of a liquid almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
Man wasn't there a vending machine in the Babelfish puzzle in the game? Like if that was that machine you could have just ordered a cup of universal translation.
There should be a funny outcome to asking the machine for a regular old fashion cup of coffee [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=esalaka;35891422]How does a cup of memetic orgasm work then[/QUOTE] It was a dire situation, man!
[QUOTE=latin_geek;35895326]There should be a funny outcome to asking the machine for a regular old fashion cup of coffee [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] It was a dire situation, man![/QUOTE] Well someone entered a "cup of joe", and immediately a nearby researcher by the name of Joe passed out from sever dehydration, and while staff rushed to help him SCP-294 poured out a cup of various human bodily fluids, all with Joe's DNA, and all fluids that he was suddenly low on.
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35866116]I believe the term "cetacean" includes whales.[/QUOTE] Cetacean = whales pretty sure the one in the picture is a Beluga [img]http://coralreefecology.ucsd.edu/files/2012/02/beluga-whale.jpg[/img]
Never ceases to amaze me how we have an expert fper for any given subject.
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;35896579]Cetacean = whales pretty sure the one in the picture is a Beluga [img]http://coralreefecology.ucsd.edu/files/2012/02/beluga-whale.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Cetacean also includes dolphins and porpoises.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] This is classified safe?
[QUOTE=gufu;35896847][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] This is classified safe?[/QUOTE] 0 reasons for it to not be safe tbh
[QUOTE]After approximately 100 straight hours of viewing pornography on SCP-1004, even the most 'normal' of viewers will display an interest in scatology play, the torture and murder of living beings, bestiality, pedophilia, and combinations of the previous. The deadening of reactivity to sexual gratification will encourage them to either seek out such things in real life, or seek to mutilate themselves and their genitalia.[/QUOTE] Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.
[QUOTE=gufu;35896847][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] This is classified safe?[/QUOTE] locked box test
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;35896898]0 reasons for it to not be safe tbh[/QUOTE] The porn will give you new, sadistic fetishes, and gradually makes you want to do anything that can fulfill said fetishes, including mutilating yourself... yup totally safe. E: Or is it safe because it's only accessible to the D-class? [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] Oh never mind, you can lock it away and nothing will happen.
[QUOTE=SCP Foundation]The designation "Safe" is assigned to subjects or objects that may be effectively and reliably contained. Safe designates may have individual containment procedures, but these procedures are not expected to fail frequently, or be subject to later revision as more information is obtained about a subject. Some Safe designates are human, humanoid, and/or sentient. To prevent injury and/or death to personnel and SCPs, interaction with such designates should be professional and courteous, taking into account special containment procedures. It should be noted that Safe does not indicate that the containment procedures are unnecessary. Many Safe designated objects can be quite dangerous in the right contexts. The important distinction that defines a Safe object is that it can be handled safely with appropriate containment procedures. An example of a Safe object would be a gun, a nuclear weapon, or polonium.[/QUOTE] Safe doesn't mean its harmless, it just means it can be contained safely without risk of escaping/attacking personnel.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35896840]Cetacean also includes dolphins and porpoises.[/QUOTE] Which are whales. :v: [editline] . [/editline] All cetaceans are whales, The [i]Delphinidae[/i] family (dolphins) is a category of toothed whales, and porpoises are in a similar family.
[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;35897091]The porn will give you new, sadistic fetishes, and gradually makes you want to do anything that can fulfill said fetishes, including mutilating yourself... yup totally safe. E: Or is it safe because it's only accessible to the D-class? [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] Oh never mind, you can lock it away and nothing will happen.[/QUOTE] It's safe [sp]if you use a condom :v[/sp]
Does anyone remember the SCP # for the SCP that is contained within a box and is not allowed to be visually seen through eye contact, video or pictures otherwise it snaps and goes fucking insane screaming and crying then mutilates whoever looked at it and goes back to normal. I remember reading it and being bloody interested in that one.
[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;35900412]Does anyone remember the SCP # for the SCP that is contained within a box and is not allowed to be visually seen through eye contact, video or pictures otherwise it snaps and goes fucking insane screaming and crying then mutilates whoever looked at it and goes back to normal. I remember reading it and being bloody interested in that one.[/QUOTE] sounds like [URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096"]096[/URL], easily one of my favorite articles on the site
If anyones interested, HGN have a SCP gamemode setup: [url]http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/scp-horror-game/[/url] They have SCP 117, SCP 106 and some custom ones so far.
[QUOTE=Cone;35900738]sounds like [URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096"]096[/URL], easily one of my favorite articles on the site[/QUOTE] [quote=the article]I almost lost it when it started [DATA EXPUNGED] him.[/quote] :quagmire:
[QUOTE=Cone;35900738]sounds like [URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096"]096[/URL], easily one of my favorite articles on the site[/QUOTE] That's not the one where somebody took a picture and a mile away in the distance was this thing, and just because it filled a pixel on the picture, it was a containment breach? I coulda sworn it was that one.
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;35903412]That's not the one where somebody took a picture and a mile away in the distance was this thing, and just because it filled a pixel on the picture, it was a containment breach? I coulda sworn it was that one.[/QUOTE] It is.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;35903475]It is.[/QUOTE] Where's that log, I can't find it... Nvm this one. [URL]http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a[/URL] Apparently Chrome can't find the word "pixel" on that page.
[QUOTE=gufu;35896952]Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.[/QUOTE] The author is Dr.Bright, the second highest in command next to Dr.Gears.
[QUOTE=gufu;35896952]Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.[/QUOTE] The point is that it is not addictive and doesn't cause effects on anyone who are not using it for prolonged amounts of time. Also, it is sort of how it works. If you are no longer finding it a challenge to find something you may get bored of it and move on to something deeper.
[QUOTE=gufu;35896952]Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.[/QUOTE] These characteristics are referred to as "anomalous properties" for a reason, they're the type of thing that normally is impossible.
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;35903532]Where's that log, I can't find it... Nvm this one. [URL]http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a[/URL] Apparently Chrome can't find the word "pixel" on that page.[/QUOTE] Never read that first time round. I enjoyed the scp before i read that, after reading that i just think it's fairly fucking awesome.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-789-j[/url] truly the spookiest SCP around
[QUOTE=GhostProject;35909209][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-789-j[/url] truly the spookiest SCP around[/QUOTE] "scp-789j travels around in butts" I wonder what that would feel like.
[img]http://www.tokyoartbeat.com/tablog/entries.en/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/g-tokyo-art-fair-2011-9.jpg[/img] 173 has pretty crazy orgies.
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