• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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Congratulations, Facepunch. You've managed to bleed a gag dry within a single page.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;32669986]Congratulations, Facepunch. You've managed to bleed a gag dry within a single page.[/QUOTE] Says the man who had no part in creating it or contributing. Why have we 'bled it dry?'
Test #108 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Penumbra: Overture Details: Upon completion of the game, Dr. Tendo reported no ill effects of any note. Testing continued. Test #109 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Penumbra: Black Plague Details: Yet again, after completion of the game Dr. Tendo in no way acted out of his usual manner, though he now seems to refer to the SCP Foundation as "The Archaic" and has been placing requests for a cyanide capsule. Other than these effects, Dr. Tendo acts exactly the same as usual. [I]Strange. It's almost as if the Archaic and the Foundation are based upon each other. Though obviously one does not take place in reality... right?[/I] Dr. █████
I feel bad for Dr. Tendo
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;32669986]Congratulations, Facepunch. You've managed to bleed a gag dry within a single page.[/QUOTE] [img]http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg[/img]
Tbh it's getting old. It was better when we were talking about the wiki itself and trying to create new SCPs. But whatever, :regd08:
[QUOTE=zeldar;32670687]Tbh it's getting old. It was better when we were talking about the wiki itself and trying to create new SCPs. But whatever, :regd08:[/QUOTE] Trying to create new SCPs? See my earlier post. Some of us want to make a joke SCP out of this one.
It's not that funny of a joke SCP and would be deleted in a heartbeat. I'm talking about SCPs like the ones on page 24.
Test #11 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Killing Floor (PC) Details: After an elapsed 3.56 hours of gameplay, Dr. Tendo promptly got up and left the facility. The next morning, security officers [REDACTED] reported Dr. Tendo attempting to bribe his way through security with a crossbow holstered on his back. When questioned for his identification, Dr. Tendo took out $50 bundles of bills and threw them on the floor in front of the officers, describing his quantity of money as "loads." After fifteen minutes of unsuccesful bribing, when Dr. Tendo finally ran out of money (which seems to have been stolen from his Foundation pension), he reportedly yelled, "YER ALL FUR-COAT, NO-KNICKERS BITCHES." Following this, his expression went blank as he turned around and left, yelling such phrases as "Spare some cash, guys?" and "Someone lend me a tenner!" Dr. Tendo returned seemingly normal the next day, although he has gained a faux-British accent which he claims to have always been part of his voice. Psychiatric evaluation of level 3 clearance recommended. [I]Note// Perhaps Dr. Tendo should have a break. Also, I'm amazed he didn't kill anyone. I didn't know we even had crossbows in the facility![/I]
[QUOTE=geogzm;32670272][img]http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Buzz Killington should be an SCP. Or was that Mister Deeds?
Test #5923 Name: Agent [REDACTED] Subject: SCP Thread p. 30-32 Details: Within seconds of setting eyes upon the text, Agent [REDACTED], hereby referred to as S-91, began experiencing extreme fits of laughter, each ranging from 5-25 minutes straight at the most. When questioned, S-91 replied, screaming "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!" while blood could be seen pouring out of almost every orifice in his body. The laughter persisted for half an hour before S-91 stopped. Short, erratic chuckles happened every few minutes or so when scrolling down the document, but otherwise S-91 maintained an adamant blank stare towards the computer screen. Dr. Rosenburg then questioned S-91. [quote]Rosenburg: Agent [DATA EXPUNGED]? S-91: ....y-you.. Rosenburg: Me? S-91:..you had to kill it...d-didn't..you..[/quote] S-91 then proceeded to start peeling apart his [EXPUNGED], screaming and clawing at every inch of his body and then promptly pulling out his [REDACTED]. S-91 then punched a hole through the computer screen, shook it to the side, and turned to the others in the room. The guards opened fire, but each round did not do any visible damage to S-91 who casually snapped both of their necks, grabbed their pistols and shot 8 rounds into Rosenburg's cranium. S-91 then pulled the two pistols on himself, quietly whispering to himself, "y-y..killed it." S-91 promptly shot himself in the head. Investigations have been started as to the reason behind this sudden burst of rage and adrenaline. Experimentation with human beings is currently forbidden. [i]Why exactly were three other personnel present in the room? I told you idiots not to look at the thread. - Dr. B[/i]
[QUOTE=Cone;32670855]Buzz Killington should be an SCP. Or was that Mister Deeds?[/QUOTE] Buzz Killington. An SCP who kills the buzz of everyone he comes into contact with.
Test #12 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Killzone 2 Singleplayer Details: Within [sp]__[/sp] hours of singleplayer Dr. Tendo began to randomly [REDACTED] and screaming about "THEY [REDACTED] THE [REDACTED]!!!" along with randomly beating D-Class to death for insulting the [REDACTED], claiming that they needed to "Learn to show some [REDACTED]". [I]Shit, we may need a new shipment of D-Class -Dr. Sevchenko[/I] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Test #13 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Killzone 2 Multiplayer Details: After spending 4 days straight in a single match Dr. Tendo became [REDACTED] and started attempting to attack D-Class wearing uniforms with jeans, and a gray shirt with an orange collar. Contact was lost with Site [sp]__[/sp] after Dr. Tendo placed two (2) explosives on the wall of SCP [REDACTED] causing a containment breach killing [sp]__[/sp] personnel. SCP [REDACTED] has not be contained as of yet. [I]I propose termination of Dr. Tendo and that we use disposable personnel for testing SCP-XXX for now on -Dr. Velasquez[/I]
Guys, these are funny enough, but maybe we shouldn't blow through two pages of them? Just saying. Write one in the sandbox or make a pastebin or something
[QUOTE=certified;32672098] Test #13 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Killzone 2 Multiplayer Details: After spending 4 days straight in a single match Dr. Tendo became [REDACTED] and started attempting to attack D-Class wearing uniforms with jeans, and a gray shirt with an orange collar. Contact was lost with Site [sp]__[/sp] after Dr. Tendo placed two (2) explosives on the wall of SCP [REDACTED] causing a containment breach killing [sp]__[/sp] personnel. SCP [REDACTED] has not be contained as of yet. [I]I propose termination of Dr. Tendo and that we use disposable personnel for testing SCP-XXX for now on -Dr. Velasquez[/I][/QUOTE] Lol why did you add the clothes the D-Class was wearing.
Test #126 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Splinter Cell: Conviction Details: Dr. Tendo seemed to disappear from the containment room of SCP-XXX shortly after being left alone. When agents dispatched to locate and potentially terminate Dr. Tendo seemed to abruptly lose radio contact with HQ, the area was contained and all personnel still on-site were presumed MIA, or dead. When teams entered the facility several months later, operative A-24 "█████" discovered Dr. Tendo, alone in a somewaht darknened room, with the corpses of all on-site researchers, agents and D-Class near him. Dr. Tendo was, at this point, incapacitated by operative A-24. Medical diagnosis shows Dr. Tendo to be in good health, though, unexplainably, his occular nerves seem damaged in a way that would suggest color-blindness. [I]He's gone too far. I say we neutralize Dr. Tendo while we have him asleep.[/I] Dr. █████
Guys, stop. It was funny at first, but now it's taking over the entire thread. Take it to the sandbox or something if you want to keep building on it. It's fine to post your ideas for an SCP, but holy shit, it's been two pages, give it a rest.
i can't stop laughing at the last page oh god you guys
[QUOTE=zeldar;32672266]Lol why did you add the clothes the D-Class was wearing.[/QUOTE] ISA colors. You wouldn't understand unless you played the game.
[QUOTE=certified;32672510]ISA colors. You wouldn't understand unless you played the game.[/QUOTE] That seems a little obscure. I've played the game and I still didn't really know what you were getting at.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32672465]Guys, stop. It was funny at first, but now it's taking over the entire thread. Take it to the sandbox or something if you want to keep building on it. It's fine to post your ideas for an SCP, but holy shit, it's been two pages, give it a rest.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I say we neutralize Dr. Tendo while we have him asleep.[/QUOTE] What I was going for.
Guys, guys, [img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-682/monster8editub9.jpg[/img] Stop.
As much as i love the SCP with the video game console, we do have to move on. Post a suggestion for it if you want, but don't put the focus on it. I propose a bag of candy that looks like a bag of skittles in which each flavor gives a person different abilitys or makes the person have a completely different personality. Not a very good suggestion. Probably been done before.
[QUOTE=megafat;32672996]As much as i love the SCP with the video game console, we do have to move on. Post a suggestion for it if you want, but don't put the focus on it. I propose a bag of candy that looks like a bag of skittles in which each flavor gives a person different abilitys or makes the person have a completely different personality. Not a very good suggestion. Probably been done before.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;sxItH0I6xmQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxItH0I6xmQ[/video] Somebody should make this guy an SCP. [I]"No attempts to contain SCP-XXX have been proved to work reliably. Also, we really need to get rid of these Skittles, they're taking up the whole containment room."[/I]
[url]http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/zombiis-test[/url] I've updated my draft a fair amount, anyone care to give it an evaluation?
I once had an idea about one that was a never-ending roll of toilet paper that adhered to everything it touched and was unremovable. Or it had a feeling similar to shark skin and was extremely abrasive. :v: I think I posted that idea or two versions of it before, but I can't remember.
One thing about some living scp's i don't like, is that the writer almost always puts '...and they seem to not need sustenance or water...' which bothers me. If they have organs, they need food. Simple. Stop trying to take a cop out...
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32674106]One thing about some living scp's i don't like, is that the writer almost always puts '...and they seem to not need sustenance or water...' which bothers me. If they have organs, they need food. Simple. Stop trying to take a cop out...[/QUOTE] It's the otherworldliness of it. That's like saying about 682 "if it lives, it can die".
[QUOTE=Cone;32674395]It's the otherworldliness of it. That's like saying about 682 "if it lives, it can die".[/QUOTE] It needs to die eventually, it being unkillable is getting old
[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;32674936]It needs to die eventually, it being unkillable is getting old[/QUOTE] apparently, the whole point of SCP-682 is to be unkillable. also, when are we gonna do the SCP MC server again?
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