• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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There needs to be a SCP that is a smoke machine which doesn't need any power supply or resources of any kind but when turned on, it gives off smoke that causes people that breath it to get high. Basically a stoners favorite smoke machine. [editline]13th November 2011[/editline] -snip fail edit-
[QUOTE=NanoSquid;33194947]1. It's the second, doesn't strangle them, just holds them close so they suffocate. 2. I sort of wanted to write a tale about that, but I suppose I do need to at least mention it on the page itself, yeah. 3. Nothing. Well, a lot of pressurized air. It's sort of supposed to be vague, but the suit itself does not contain anything. 4. Yeah good idea 5. ^[/QUOTE] Don't use the word Total Vacuum, a total Vacuum is impossible.
[QUOTE=Thoughtless;33258009]Don't use the word Total Vacuum, a total Vacuum is impossible.[/QUOTE] The point of a lot of SCPs are to proof that the impossible is possible, just hidden from most people.
I hate finding flaws in SCPs :( [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-335[/url] name number 150 is actually a chinese character
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;33258308]The point of a lot of SCPs are to proof that the impossible is possible, just hidden from most people.[/QUOTE] Theoretically a Total Vacuum would destroy the universe.
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;33258918]I hate finding flaws in SCPs :( [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-335[/url] name number 150 is actually a chinese character[/QUOTE] its because the name is in kanji, and kanji uses chinese characters
[quote]SCP-819-E | Blue | Swelling or bursting of eyeball and lens, eyeball becoming dislodged from socket[/quote] Just sitting down watching TV, suddenly across the world some rich kid eats some candy and your eye just fucking explodes. Wonderful.
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;33264548]Just sitting down watching TV, suddenly across the world some rich kid eats some candy and your eye just fucking explodes. Wonderful.[/QUOTE] It effects the user, bro.
[QUOTE=Zombii;33267521]It effects the user, bro.[/QUOTE] Actually, the drained fluids go to someone else. This has been demonstrated when they gave a red sample to that SCP with the viral sentient veins. Shortly after the test was cancelled because the veins had [i]forced[/i] their host to stop eating, several cases of the same virus popped up.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;33267642]Actually, the drained fluids go to someone else. This has been demonstrated when they gave a red sample to that SCP with the viral sentient veins. Shortly after the test was cancelled because the veins had [i]forced[/i] their host to stop eating, several cases of the same virus popped up.[/QUOTE] Didn't catch that, all right. [editline]13th November 2011[/editline] I've made a few wallpapers, if anyone wants them. [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall.jpg[/t] [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwallwhite.jpg[/t] [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2.png[/t] [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2white.png[/t] I was thinking of doing one with some text on it, but figured the Foundation would probably go for as minimalistic an appearance as possible. [editline]13th November 2011[/editline] Just realized that if you're using Windows 7 the "Secure. Contain. Protect." text is hidden because it's full-screen size, not above taskbar, so here are two versions if your taskbar isn't set to autohide. [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2taskbar.png[/url] [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2whitetaskbar.png[/url]
Hey guys [url]http://www.bogleech.com/coloring/scp.jpg[/url] [editline]14th November 2011[/editline] Linked because it is HUUUGE
SCP coloring book, now with sentient colors!
My personal favorite is the pinata that turns kids organs into candy and eats them alive.
[QUOTE=JustGman;33278294]My personal favorite is the pinata that turns kids organs into candy and eats them alive.[/QUOTE] You'd think with candy organs they would die.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;33277205]Hey guys [url]http://www.bogleech.com/coloring/scp.jpg[/url] [editline]14th November 2011[/editline] Linked because it is HUUUGE[/QUOTE] A.K.A "The Foundation In A Nutshell"
OH GOD FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON 1003 BY ACCIDENT NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE In other news, can I get some feedback on this? [url]http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/zombiis-test[/url]
[QUOTE=JustGman;33278294]My personal favorite is the pinata that turns kids organs into candy and eats them alive.[/QUOTE] It also smashes their chest in with a bat until it breaks in half, don't forget
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33285623]It also smashes their chest in with a bat until it breaks in half, don't forget[/QUOTE] And even if you manage to save them, the kid's basically trapped in a scenario that puts A.M to shame, since he's now a [i]conscious pinata.[/i]
I dunno about any of you, but SCP-093 has to be my favorite.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] [quote]Researcher Adam Dale was found to be encouraging D-class subjects to watch SCP-1004, and to [b]copulate with each other for his pleasure.[/b][/quote] what the christ
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;33292722][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] what the christ[/QUOTE] Oh the Rule 34 potentials.
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;33292722][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] what the christ[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34347597/GROSS.JPG[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34347597/Misc/zogmontauk.JPG[/img] [editline]16th November 2011[/editline] automerge failure
Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies, and also 2: how is scp-447 NOT A -J GODDAMN Edit: holy crap, scp 451 is depressing to read, especially his diary
[QUOTE=CdeMonkey;33296473]Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies[/QUOTE] [DATA EXPUNGED] [QUOTE=CdeMonkey;33296473]2: how is scp-447 NOT A -J GODDAMN[/QUOTE] [REDACTED]
[QUOTE=CdeMonkey;33296473]Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies, and also 2: how is scp-447 NOT A -J GODDAMN Edit: holy crap, scp 451 is depressing to read, especially his diary[/QUOTE] That's sort of the point. What SCP-447 does to dead bodies is deliberately left out as a mystery via a [DATA EXPUNGED], allowing the viewer to fill in the blanks. Of course, [DATA EXPUNGED] isn't always used properly. It's the reason why SCP-579 is my least favourite article (Since it's basically "[DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] OOOOH SCARY MONSTER YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ARE YOU SCARED YET? [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]")
[QUOTE=CdeMonkey;33296473]Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies[/QUOTE] Something so horrible you don't even want to [I]know.[/I]
It literally made 05-2 shit his pants when Dr. Bright spilled green gelatin on a dead D-Class as a joke according to the "Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation" page, so it's probably pretty bad.
Rofl, [quote]so long as said lubricant is never used to lubricate dead bodies.[/quote]
It probably lubes up their dick (or create one if they don't have one), re-animates them, and have them go fuck the nearest and highest in authority up the arse. Then the victims arse probably smells a bit minty afterwards.
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