You are a squirrel
I got this thread Idea from the "You are a Tiger" thread and the "You are Mario(NSFW)" thread I FORGOT TO MENTION KNIGHTVISTA'S YOU ARE A SIM THREAD, Sorry knightvista ._. .
Prompt commands with >
i.e. >Eat a nut
or >Do a flip
or something like that.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1038674[/url] - you are a tiger thread
Run out in the road and then when a car comes keep feinting back and forth until the car runs you over and you die
>lock the thread
[QUOTE=naos;34140151]>lock the thread
Squirrel is unable to do that because he has a computer but no where to plug it into.
>poop in tree
>Be given all my momey
[QUOTE=jetboy;34140235]>poop in tree[/QUOTE]
The poop smells so bad the tree rots.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;34140262]>Be given all my momey[/QUOTE]
Your nutty bank is now full.
>Be Beat Senseless By Angry Squirrel FP User, who thinks you need to stop being so stereotypical an prejudiced against Squirrel-kind. Squirrels use holes in the ground for banks, not acorns! It's time for you to learn a lesson.
The squirrel somehow defeats the other squirrel by using the power of the transparency with the eraser tool.
woot my 100th post of FP
oh please cmon stop making these threads.
You are a squirrel, winter is near, you have no nuts in your stock pile of collections, you notice a nice big tree filled with a small squirrel family, target spotted.
As a squirrel, you don't have a very avid thought complexity so you're not able to devise a very well thought out plan.
As you skirmish quickly to the tree, you notice your friend Jeffery Hinklebutton.
[I]"Hey Slinky, what're you doing?"[/I]
"Tryna get me some firm hard nuts." you respond, he darts over and slaps you in the head.
You retaliate by gnawing his arm off, you slam it across 5 meters of the snow.
[I][B]*Arm added to inventory*[/B][/I]
The tree is swaying softly, now is your perfect time to attack the firm, nuts.
You climb the tree, there's a mother, father and 2 baby squirrels, what do you do?
You pull some tear gas grenades out of your squirrel pockets and throw it in.
Suddenly, all the baby squirrels are crying, the mother and father are crying too, you climb in and grab the stockpile of nuts, you put them into your little squirrel backpack and run off.
[I]*20 nuts added to inventory*[/I]
Jefferey is slowly crawling across the yard, you don't care about him, you have huge nuts in your backpack now.
You decide though, that you could give him a hand, you quickly dart over, take the hand out and present it to him, giggling like a little schoolsquirret.
[I]"I don't wanna be friends anymore Slinky."[/I] he says, before his final breath, he gives you the finger with his tiny little hand.
You put your extra arm back into the inventory and dart of.
As you're walking along, smug with yourself about your large collections of nuts, you wonder about the universe and interstellar space, before long, you notice nothing is real. Somehow, your tiny little brain is able to mix together with the universe pretty well, making you now a god.
[B]*Power of the universe added*[/B]
Over the next 4 years, you start to form the earth the way you want, influencing politicians, business owners and governments.
Most of the Earth is now praising you and bowing down to you as god, but something doesn't feel right.
You check your backpack.
[ - [I]1x Jeff's arm[/I]
[ - [I]2x Nuts[/I]
[ - [I]3x Galaxies [/I]
[ - [I]4x Small "Vote for Ron Paul 2016" buttons[/I]
[ - [I]2x Pens[/I]
[ - [I]1x Tear gas grenades[/I]
You decide you don't need any more tear gas grenades, so you just throw it out, forgetting that you're visiting an orphanage.
Oh well, you're a squirrel afterall, it's natural.
Suddenly you realize that there's nothing really interesting at all that a squirrel can do.
So you, yes you. The squirrel decide to send a moderator of Facepunch studios forum a telepathic message to close a thread about you that a marvelous and handsome mind has been able to see your future and need to cover it up.
The end, squirrels are boring.
>Jump to the moon.
> delete this awful thread
[QUOTE=Takkuull;34148211]>Jump to the moon.[/QUOTE]
You are now on the moon and you happen to find Princess Luna.
You can see lots of other planets including the Sun from your point of view from the moon.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;34150167]You have sealed the fate of this thread.[/QUOTE]
no i havent
You have sealed the fate of this thread.
[URL="http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/16.squirrel.jpg"]> become a pie[/URL]
good job HOLA
I'm a squirrel!
>Time to go [B][I]nuts[/I][/B]
> Deglove your esophagus. (why does everyone on this green earth need to make a cyoa)
Red my shtry. [URL="http://griffster26.deviantart.com/#/d4m2bxj"]http://griffster26.deviantart.com/#/d4m2bxj[/URL]
> Browse DevianArt
>Masturbate furiously to inflation porn
[QUOTE=Mr.Fancy_hat;34222784]>Masturbate furiously to inflation porn[/QUOTE]
Afterwards inflate yourself
am I the only one who did my "you are a" styled thread by hand on a piece of paper?
Murder the pony and eat it's organs.
[QUOTE=Detlef;34142188]oh please cmon stop making these threads.[/QUOTE]
Stop whining about it in every single fucking thread. Stop browsing this forum if you get so butthurt by it.
>Suffocate and die, as you need oxygen to survive.
[QUOTE=Facehugger88;34236069]am I the only one who did my "you are a" styled thread by hand on a piece of paper?[/QUOTE]
If you were the one who did the Mario thread, yes
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