• You are a tiger.
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>ET: Check map and look for a new place to go
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;33098957]> Be the big man, go for the [del]ally yoop[/del] [del]ally oop[/del] "ahlly'yoop" out of the pile[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/GoaYR.gif[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/XnlKZ.gif[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2QDZd.gif[/img] That is, in fact, a foofball. You vaguely wonder how incredibly inebriated one has to be in order to commit to such an act.
> Land back in the dungeon despite being in the unReAL AIr
>Shoot a touchdown.
>Teleport to the dimension of the "Adventure" interactive thread.
>ET eat your way into the box, screw opening it with your eyebrows. Or just eat the entire box to appease your angry stomach. Because stomachs have emotions.
Shoot an incoming meteor with you eyebrow lasers for no reason.
[QUOTE=jackattack;33144219]Shoot an incoming meteor with you eyebrow lasers for no reason.[/QUOTE]Guys, the 4th wall is dead, I can't do anything in the story anymore... Or can I?
[QUOTE=for no reason;33148993]Guys, the 4th wall is dead, I can't do anything in the story anymore... Or can I?[/QUOTE] I meant the tiger should do it with no motive.
[QUOTE=Ittla;33130290]>Shoot a touchdown.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7Wknt.gif[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/TkSWm.gif[/img] Something seems a bit strange. [img]http://i.imgur.com/HkbBj.gif[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Iwo9l.png[/img] Oh. The guys are gone. [img]http://i.imgur.com/OBpYh.png[/img] Anyway, touchdown.
>field goal completion, it's in the perfect position!
>Celebrate Touchdown by calling your wife on the cell phone
>Taste black liquid.
>Check on recently extinguished second floor.
>Walk slowly to the right while whipping your enemies into oblivion.
> Zoom out.
>Call upon the toasty sock and put it on the foofball in order to create the Sockball.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;33155903]>Call upon the toasty sock and put it on the foofball in order to create the Sockball.[/QUOTE] footfucker
[QUOTE=AntorkaDelta;33154387]>Check on recently extinguished second floor.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/TLaZz.png[/img] You decide to take a look inside the nearby tower. [img]http://i.imgur.com/TJu5j.png[/img] It appears that there are two gentlemen here, one winged and one carrying a red block. [img]http://i.imgur.com/0PlzO.png[/img] They have some type of reaction to your appearance, but you are not sure what.
>Question these strange men.
>Throw the football at the winged man.
>commune with these men telepathically
>2 point conversion into the winged man's face
>Chill with the winged man and the box wielder.
I don't wanna be a tiger dammit. :/
Updating in 5.. 4.. 3-now [QUOTE=jackattack;33126475]ET: use your amazing locks of eyebrow hair to Pick the lock and gain endgame level weaponry. Only to lack the required strength stats to wield said weapon. Drat.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NrPFk.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/O25PW.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MffpD.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IOKCn.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3nXuB.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ud5um.png[/IMG]
ET: Ram the Badass gun into the chest's key slot, say a kickass one-liner, and shoot your last bullet into the workings.
[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;33160120]ET: Ram the Badass gun into the chest's key slot, say a kickass one-liner, and shoot your last bullet into the workings.[/QUOTE] ALSO: >Do a tiger touchdown tap dance.
[QUOTE=Ittla;33159426]>Chill with the winged man and the box wielder.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7RezS.png[/img] You jump down onto the box wielder's head. [img]http://i.imgur.com/0hP8J.png[/img] On closer inspection, these appear to be RYAN NORTH and ANDREW HUSSIE. Ryan is giving off a faint glow. You wonder what no doubt hilarious mishaps have gotten them here. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Y72fl.gif[/img] Meanwhile, the author questions where this comic is going.
> ET: Eat corpse to regain health. It works in every other video game, why not here?
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