• (NSFW) You are a Mario.
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>Make Mario eat his own shit in front of the pope. My pagekingy-ness commands it.
> Become a tiger.
Three part command: > mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking > mom goes to breastfeed 'baby' > mario makes this face: [img]http://meme.zenfs.com/u/b00b489c5512b8cb919d07a0b2ea4b40280ee897.jpeg[/img]
[QUOTE=chimitos;31247463]Three part command: > mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking > mom goes to breastfeed 'baby' > mario makes this face: [img]http://meme.zenfs.com/u/b00b489c5512b8cb919d07a0b2ea4b40280ee897.jpeg[/img][/QUOTE] ha!
> throw a koopa troopa into oncoming traffic
>Jump off bridge
[QUOTE=TheShadowFog;31247773]>Jump off bridge[/QUOTE] already done mate [img]http://i54.tinypic.com/2yo7h1i.jpg[/img]
> Mario becomes a back-up singer for the 'Jizz in my pants' video
>Try to make dubstep music.
[QUOTE=MrWhite;31242161]>Make Mario eat his own shit in front of the pope. My pagekingy-ness commands it.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/2nta0bq.jpg[/img] [editline]21st July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=chimitos;31247463]Three part command: > mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking > mom goes to breastfeed 'baby' > mario makes this face: [img]http://meme.zenfs.com/u/b00b489c5512b8cb919d07a0b2ea4b40280ee897.jpeg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/2uh8lrk.jpg[/img]
>Mario consumes the pope through his anus.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;31250118]>Mario consumes the pope through his anus.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i56.tinypic.com/n6atnd.jpg[/img]
BEST. THREAD. EVER.
WORST THREAD EVAR [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Thread-shitting/why reply" - postal))[/highlight]
>Walk the dinosaur.
May not have been in here before (use the damn report feature fff) but i'm here now. Don't like the thread? Go somewhere else.
Consume the entire pope with your ass.
>Take Mushroom, 1up Peach's anus with newly enlarged penis.
> Become Reverend Slap-a-ho.
>stop being lazy and update thread
>Whip out Mario's Penis
Absolutely amazing
I registered JUST to say that this dude is awesomely talented ... I cant draw Sh*T!!! U rock dude .. keep making the marios ...... <Make an Indian version of Mario with Obama ... they are both sitting on Tajmahal>
[QUOTE=RedStar;31257347]> Become Reverend Slap-a-ho.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/iqlulk.jpg[/img]
make mario lose "The Game." :tinfoil:
>Wonder how you grew your mustache back so fast.
[QUOTE=Cobra Dude;31280931]>Wonder how you grew your mustache back so fast.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/sql3pl.jpg[/img]
Well, that's convenient.
Ignite Peach, kick her off a cliff, masturbate to the smell of her burning.
>Mario slowly peels the flesh off of Peach with his bare hands, draping it over Luigi's face. >Luigi screams in disturbed anguish as the flesh of his friend slides down his head >Mario pulls out a dull razor and begins to, slowly, slice Luigi's midsection open >Luigi's entrails spill out, and Luigi finally falls to the ground and dies. >Mario furiously rapes the corpse while Peach's skin is draped over his shoulders. >Mario leans down and bites one of Luigi's butt cheeks, ripping off a chuck and eating it. >Mario then finishes by pulling Luigi's legs apart, ripping his torso in half and connecting to the slice he made earlier with the razor. >Then Mario puts on sunglasses and listens to Van Halen while watching Spongebob. I don't even fucking know.
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