• (NSFW) You are a Mario.
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Mario in the middle of a huge nuclear explosion.
Hommer simpson and now that. My sanity is dead.
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;31293303]>Mario slowly peels the flesh off of Peach with his bare hands, draping it over Luigi's face. >Luigi screams in disturbed anguish as the flesh of his friend slides down his head >Mario pulls out a dull razor and begins to, slowly, slice Luigi's midsection open >Luigi's entrails spill out, and Luigi finally falls to the ground and dies. >Mario furiously rapes the corpse while Peach's skin is draped over his shoulders. >Mario leans down and bites one of Luigi's butt cheeks, ripping off a chuck and eating it. >Mario then finishes by pulling Luigi's legs apart, ripping his torso in half and connecting to the slice he made earlier with the razor. >Then Mario puts on sunglasses and listens to Van Halen while watching Spongebob. I don't even fucking know.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/2pzyamq.jpg[/img] [img]http://i53.tinypic.com/2r5ul1l.jpg[/img] [img]http://i56.tinypic.com/s12r94.jpg[/img] [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/wcn58k.jpg[/img] [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/260zg5y.jpg[/img] [img]http://i53.tinypic.com/16jrmoi.jpg[/img] [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/10e1q9l.jpg[/IMG] [img]http://i53.tinypic.com/2hmmuxj.jpg[/img]
>Sudo shove the boombox up Mario's anus. Horizontally. While Mario makes the [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif[/img] face.
>Rape you're self
>Invade mars.
[QUOTE=Anotherwall;31295716]>Rape you're self[/QUOTE] How do I rape I am self?
[QUOTE=Heizenberg;31295612]DURP[/QUOTE] Holy shit I was joking but you went ahead and made it and it's amazing. You are my new best friend.
GUYS [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/bf2f52.png[/IMG]
Where is my request? :( [QUOTE]I registered JUST to say that this dude is awesomely talented ... I cant draw Sh*T!!! U rock dude .. keep making the marios ...... >Make an Indian version of Mario with Obama ... they are both sitting on Tajmahal> [/QUOTE]
>make a spaghetti with meatballs >thow away meatballs >shove spaghetti up anus >Mario says "hey bro I got you LOTSA SPAHGETTI", then he poops the spaghetti into Luigi's mouth. >Luigi gets horny and starts to masturbate. >Mario shoves his "meatballs" into Luigi's mouth >luigi ejaculates spaghetti sauce onto marios butthole
Never mind, seems like it's an ongoing thing..
[QUOTE=space1;31298006]Another dumb "You are a Tiger" spinoff.. I'm sorry, I just don't like these that much.[/QUOTE] No offense but if you don't like it then why comment? If you cant say something nice then dont say anything at all.
[QUOTE=space1;31298006]Another dumb "You are a Tiger" spinoff.. I'm sorry, I just don't like these that much. [editline] June 24th[/editline] I'm just giving my opinion.[/QUOTE] Actually, I believe people were doing this before "You are a Tiger".
>Have a rap battle with Eli Porter.
[QUOTE=panchbhaiya;31298277]No offense but if you don't like it then why comment? If you cant say something nice then dont say anything at all.[/QUOTE] It's called pessimism.
>Ride and give yoshi buttsex while smoking a fat joint.
[QUOTE=Austin2;31307670]It's called pessimism.[/QUOTE] And as Postal JUST said, if you don't like it, get out.
>While luigi is talking to peach, have mario come up behind luigi and kick luigi's arse so hard, that his foot comes out of luigis mouth and kicks peach in the face.
Really didn't expect this thread to go the way it did. I had to have a NSFW tag added to the title. Well played Facepunch.
[QUOTE=space1;31298006]Another dumb "You are a Tiger" spinoff.. I'm sorry, I just don't like these that much. [editline] June 24th[/editline] I'm just giving my opinion.[/QUOTE] your opinion is as dumb as shit because things like these have been around far longer than that
How did I miss this thread before, oh my GOD. GOLD.
Mario hasn't done much lately. I think the OP's mum found out.
> Make pasta jokes.
> Have (Dr.)Mario give Bowser breast implants
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;31341195]> Have (Dr.)Mario give Bowser breast implants[/QUOTE] ...and have it be a surprise that he wakes up to.
> Have mario Roast Donky Kong after a savage brutalizing rape over luigi's entrails.
> Mario goes to a mosque to confess his sins and gets caught up in an extremist branch of islam which plans to use mario as a suicide bomber against the infidel named bowser
>Mario walks the dinosaur
[QUOTE=space1;31298006]Another dumb "You are a Tiger" spinoff.. I'm sorry, I just don't like these that much. [editline] June 24th[/editline] I'm just giving my opinion.[/QUOTE] No one cares about your opinion, don't like the thread? Simple, just go.
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