• Daily Life V.5: Long live the king!
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I fucking hat an Aunt Jemima Breakfast today. It's supposed to come with Hash Brown, Eggs and two slices of bacon and I eat them literally every morning but this time there wasn't any fucking bacon in it and god fucking damnit I don't know how I'm going to get through the day. I'm going to have to send them an email.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2MJqj.png[/IMG] i dont want to live on this planet anymore
God damnit now I bit my tongue this is the fucking worst shit ever my day is ruined fuck you aunt jemima you fucking con artist bitch fucker [editline]24th February 2012[/editline] Subject: My Day is Ruined. Dear Assfaces, Today I was going to have a fucking Aunt Jemima breakfast the one that comes with egg, two slices of bacon and a hash brown like I do every god damn day and when I went to go put it in the fucking microwave I noticed one of you fucking god damn piece of shit scum sucking little big nosed con artists didn't put any bacon in it. I'm not GOING TO FUCKING PAY $4 for you NOT TO PUT MY FUCKING BACON IN god damnit so I had to fucking make extra toast instead and I end up biting my tongue and it was bleeding and my day was completely fucked and I dont even know what todo right now. Fuck you, Colin
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;34846618]God damnit now I bit my tongue this is the fucking worst shit ever my day is ruined fuck you aunt jemima you fucking con artist bitch fucker [editline]24th February 2012[/editline] Subject: My Day is Ruined. Dear Assfaces, Today I was going to have a fucking Aunt Jemima breakfast the one that comes with egg, two slices of bacon and a hash brown like I do every god damn day and when I went to go put it in the fucking microwave I noticed one of you fucking god damn piece of shit scum sucking little big nosed con artists didn't put any bacon in it. I'm not GOING TO FUCKING PAY $4 for you NOT TO PUT MY FUCKING BACON IN god damnit so I had to fucking make extra toast instead and I end up biting my tongue and it was bleeding and my day was completely fucked and I dont even know what todo right now. Fuck you, Colin[/QUOTE] Maybe you should take up masturbating to ease your stress
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;34846618]God damnit now I bit my tongue this is the fucking worst shit ever my day is ruined fuck you aunt jemima you fucking con artist bitch fucker [editline]24th February 2012[/editline] Subject: My Day is Ruined. Dear Assfaces, Today I was going to have a fucking Aunt Jemima breakfast the one that comes with egg, two slices of bacon and a hash brown like I do every god damn day and when I went to go put it in the fucking microwave I noticed one of you fucking god damn piece of shit scum sucking little big nosed con artists didn't put any bacon in it. I'm not GOING TO FUCKING PAY $4 for you NOT TO PUT MY FUCKING BACON IN god damnit so I had to fucking make extra toast instead and I end up biting my tongue and it was bleeding and my day was completely fucked and I dont even know what todo right now. Fuck you, Colin[/QUOTE] Fuck aunt jemima come to canadia get real pancakes an syrup. You also coulda made yourself bacon.
[QUOTE=piggycan99;34847843] You also coulda made yourself bacon.[/QUOTE] what is this TREASON you speak of?
[QUOTE=Mbbird;34845509]It's the kids' animation. The woman there is the mom trying to save him, I don't know how exactly the kid got in trouble but he's in the thick of Georgia or something. He doesn't know what the fuck an Su-25 or Mi-24 is so he just sees giant robots and shit like that. One part of the movie consists of her experiences with whatever group of soldiers that was, and the other part consists of the kid and what he thinks he sees. I actually really want to see it, it's apparently one of the few movies about the Georgian war that exist, I just don't know how the hell I'm going to get my hands on a copy of it. Especially since it only just hit theaters a couple days ago.[/QUOTE] From what I got from the Google Translate version of the Russian Wikipedia page for the movie, the kid ends up stuck in the war because the kid's father, who is divorced from his mom and lives in South Ossetia, wants the kid to come live with him for a while. Also the only other movie about the South Ossetia war I'm aware of depicts the Russians and Ossetians as evil baby killing communists.
I just got my bonus today which was £250 and I'll be getting £300 from my bank next month :dance:
[QUOTE=Kath;34847950]what is this TREASON you speak of?[/QUOTE] How high is you sir.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOFzu-6MD4[/media] hnng
Act of Valor was pretty good, although there was obvious Hollywooding to be found. I'd recommend it if you like action movies, just don't expect some magical perfect movie.
i walk in my bathroom. [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Kitty_in_mah_tub.JPG[/img_thumb] I think my cat thought "if i dont move he wont see me"
[QUOTE=piggycan99;34855052]i walk in my bathroom. [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Kitty_in_mah_tub.JPG[/img_thumb] I think my cat thought "if i dont move he wont see me"[/QUOTE] Holy shit that pic is hueg
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;34855061]Holy shit that pic is hueg[/QUOTE] Yeah i dont know why it is.
Just got back from the range.
hey guys, me and german are starting an SVN of sweet nam-era music [url]https://subversion.assembla.com/svn/niko-and-germans-nam-collection/[/url] only 40 songs atm, but we'll keep adding to it!
why is ifap slow as fuck
I think this paycheck I should stock up on gas. Like get some new containers and buy some fuel and keep it aside. Gas prices are rising, the Middle East is kinda of iffy right now and we've had two gas crises in the past so maybe it's time to put some away for an emergency. I can use it this Summer for the lawn mower if nothing else, gas is good for about a year.
me and cry of fear are good friends [IMG]http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll266/Hresvelgr/UHNO.png[/IMG]
I still wanna play coop in that game
IMA A SEAMAN :v: [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/2urv2c7.jpg[/IMG] fawking missed my rank, I was trying to point at it, not put my finger on it, OHH WELL :v: [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/10r8gnd.jpg[/IMG]
I think the Skyrim thread may try and get me banned because I didn't know my PC version of Skyrim was pirated.
Fucking WOONNDDERRFUUL My parents in an originally good plan decided to hide funds from the bank to get a better....something, i don't know. Something to do with our old house. Anyways. Now we have no money in the bank and we're getting overdraft fees out the ass. Cool. And i thought, if they're hiding the money from the bank, where the fuck do they keep the checks? I mean FUCK. Sometimes my parents are retards.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;34859730]I think the Skyrim thread may try and get me banned because I didn't know my PC version of Skyrim was pirated.[/QUOTE] ahhh, the reason I do that for old games is when I lose the CD key and I don't want to get another copy :C
oh wow codemonkey AND fish muffin banned for a week you guyz r craaazeeeeeeee
[QUOTE=venom;34855353]hey guys, me and german are starting an SVN of sweet nam-era music [url]https://subversion.assembla.com/svn/niko-and-germans-nam-collection/[/url] only 40 songs atm, but we'll keep adding to it![/QUOTE] I made a crappy cover for your collection [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5606926/facepunch/folder.jpg[/t] Use it if you want to, but it's always nice with credit
how awfully kind of you
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;34862482]how awfully kind of you[/QUOTE] yeah i know, i'm like this generation's gandhi
[QUOTE=QQnMarine;34857721]IMA A SEAMAN :v: [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/2urv2c7.jpg[/IMG] fawking missed my rank, I was trying to point at it, not put my finger on it, OHH WELL :v: [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/10r8gnd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Fawking Cover indoors you squid! /Combat Corpsman?
you know at first I didn't know what to think of MOS, but I'm pretty happy he's around.
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