• Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame!
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Hey guys, so I decided to create this topic as a compilation of our embarrassing moments for us to share. Our most dark, funny and embarrassing episodes into one topic. No need to hide the shame anymore, share it. So I was robbed the other day and as any normal robbery I called 911. The passed me to the police and I explained the situation I could barely listen to them over the phone since the volume was to low They were always putting me on hold for few to few minutes. I don't know why but I was starting to get annoyed. That and the music being extremely annoying So after a few hold a manly voice from the police officer suddenly comes up asking me what happened. As I was in the middle of the explanation the guy interrupts and says "A car will be there soon, hold on" and puts me on hold again with the stupid music. I get mad and say out loud: "I can't believe this fucker put me on hold again!" The music suddenly interrupts and the same voice replies: "This fucker what, sir?" I had no idea they could listen through the music :tinfoil:
When the person at the counter says "Enjoy your meal" and you say "You too". When someone waves their hand at you and you wave back only to find out they were acknowledging the person behind you. When someone tries to walk past you and you keep walking in the same direction as them. Stumbling over words in a conversation. Pushing a pull door and vice versa I once rose my hand up in the air before I went to talk to someone, thinking I was in school for I don't fucking know why. I also remember this one time I took a diarrhea shit in school and man was it loud. The initial splash followed by rapid violent bursts of ass ripping and additional water splashes left a scar in the back of my mind. I flushed the toilet after this painful event I had experienced and went back to class (The class was all the way at the other end of the hallway) and everyone in the classes adjacent to the bathroom was looking outside the hallway. I laugh my ass off every time I think about it though.
I was walking through the beach with a couple of friends of mine and we reached a very remote place far away along the coast. The place was fairly rocky so it was easy to both get lost and to miss anyone laying on the sand. So me and my friends pick up this plank - probably from an old boat - floating above the water and we start making stupid shit with it. So I picked it up and started drawing in the sand with it. Then I don't know why I threw it across the rocks and I hear BONK followed by a manly "OUCH!" Next thing I know we're running for our lives from a nudist while yelling I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. But I wasn't being taken seriously because as he was running his dick started bouncing around in an obscene manner which made me laugh so damn hard that no diplomatic talk would save me from what was about to unfold. And it was the latest most embarrassing thing that happened these days.
Not being able to understand what a person is saying although you have asked the person to repeat it twice.
Waiting in the doctors office the other day and the nurse opens the door and says my name.. at least i heard it as my name, so i got up and walked up to her and so did the girl she actually called. Awkward. Also When I came out my dad went to the police and tried to have them put a GPS anklet on me, and have them take my brother and my sisters 4 year old son out of the house so I don't "fiddle them". One time he saw me walking with my bf and he pulled over, got out, and pushed me against a fence with his hand on my collar at an intersection yelling at me.
[QUOTE=znk666;36796415]Not being able to understand what a person is saying although you have asked the person to repeat it twice.[/QUOTE] Him: Bla bla bla bla You: Heh, true. Him: What? That was a yes or no question man!
[QUOTE=TonyP;36796442]Waiting in the doctors office the other day and the nurse opens the door and says my name.. at least i heard it as my name, so i got up and walked up to her and so did the girl she actually called. Awkward. Also When I came out my dad went to the police and tried to have them put a GPS anklet on me, and have them take my brother and my sisters 4 year old son out of the house so I don't "fiddle them". One time he saw me walking with my bf and he pulled over, got out, and pushed me against a fence with his hand on my collar at an intersection yelling at me.[/QUOTE] Your dad is a colossal asshole.
This reminds me of a thread I made ages ago (with my embarrassing story): [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1042421[/url]
[QUOTE=Trumple;36796699]This reminds me of a thread I made ages ago (with my embarrassing story): [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1042421[/url][/QUOTE] This is a rebirth of the Ancients then!
[QUOTE=Trumple;36796699]This reminds me of a thread I made ages ago (with my embarrassing story): [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1042421[/url][/QUOTE] Why not just put your hand infront of your nose and mouth?
I remember a time in 6th grade my class was having one of those small parties in which students bring snacks, drinks, candy, and other delicious food to eat while we socialize and watch movies all day. Before I continue I must make you aware of the fact that my school district was extremely poor--like we were using textbooks that were not only outdated by a decade, but were also falling apart. This often meant that things around the school were also in similar condition. Anyways, the day is going wonderfully, I am spending time with friends, I finally talked to a girl I like, and the movie was good too! Halfway through the day I was sitting in my desk eating a plate of delicious dips, chips, candy, etc...When a good friend of mine calls me over to his desk where the girl I liked had also been standing near with her close friend. I stood up eagerly, excited to see what might happen, and as I begin walking over to my friend my left pant leg became caught on a desk. This is where my school district's poverty bit me in the ass. It turns out that one of the metal support rods on the desk had been broken off some time before leaving a sharp jagged piece of protruding metal--just waiting for someones leg to get caught on. Needless to say as I keep walking my pants began ripping. In a matter of 4 seconds flat my Levi bootcut jeans became half of a pair of short shorts. The entire pant leg was ripped off in a fashion that you might see in a comedy. Though I was quite embarrassed and had to carry on for the rest of the day with my new fashion statement the girl I liked found it funny and we became boyfriend and girlfriend moments after it happened. :v:
Never thought i would share this with anyone.. So, about three-four months ago I was at this amazing party where i got so fucked up i could barley talk or do anything at all, but besides that I for some odd reason managed to seduce this rather pretty girl into coming to bed with me for some love making if you know what i mean. So far this story doesn't seem to be awkward at all, but after fiddeling around for some moments, we where going at it doggy style until my dick slipped out and as i was about to enter once again i smashed my big ben right into her asshole. Naturally this caused quite a bit of a reaction as she let out a scream while jumping forward bashing her head into the wall, and after this little incident we for some reason went to sleep, not a single word was said. As you would expect after such, she had already left by the time i woke up and if that wasn't emberrassing enough it turned out that my sheets where covered in blood. Yes, she was on her period. Let's just say meeting her at random parties now causes a bit of an awkward silence...
[QUOTE=tomteglogg;36798303]Never thought i would share this with anyone.. So, about three-four months ago I was at this amazing party where i got so fucked up i could barley talk or do anything at all, but besides that I for some odd reason managed to seduce this rather pretty girl into coming to bed with me for some love making if you know what i mean. So far this story doesn't seem to be awkward at all, but after fiddeling around for some moments, we where going at it doggy style until my dick slipped out and as i was about to enter once again i smashed my big ben right into her asshole. Naturally this caused quite a bit of a reaction as she let out a scream while jumping forward bashing her head into the wall, and after this little incident we for some reason went to sleep, not a single word was said. As you would expect after such, she had already left by the time i woke up and if that wasn't emberrassing enough it turned out that my sheets where covered in blood. Yes, she was on her period. Let's just say meeting her at random parties now causes a bit of an awkward silence...[/QUOTE] was not expecting that.
[QUOTE=Omilinon;36799007]was not expecting that.[/QUOTE] I don't think that [i]she[/i] was expecting that.
in kindergarten i showed my dick for show and tell good times
[QUOTE=Mon;36799901]in kindergarten i showed my dick for show and tell good times[/QUOTE] pics?
[QUOTE=Mon;36799901]in kindergarten i showed my dick for show and tell good times[/QUOTE] I did something sort of like that in kindergarten.. Teacher was doing teacher things (teaching) and then for some reason, I just jumped out of my seat and pulled my pants down.
I once was playing a roleplay server when I was younger, using copy paste to do advertisements I alt-tabbed to look at some porn, copied a link, and you know, watched porn for a bit I then went back on the game, and copy-pasted without thinking and instantly pressed enter Advertised a porn link, was ackward
the biggest thing that puts me off / makes me feel really awkward is when you're leaning over to kiss a girl and she turns away her face (im not saying i'm some sort of womaniser, it happened once , and that was more than enough)
[QUOTE=Sumaher4;36800860]the biggest thing that puts me off / makes me feel really awkward is when you're leaning over to kiss a girl and she turns away her face (im not saying i'm some sort of womaniser, it happened once , and that was more than enough)[/QUOTE] Thats when you rape her right?
[QUOTE=Septimas;36800973]Thats when you rape her right?[/QUOTE] correct. Every time girls see me , they try to look fit, so they start running.
She was drunk. I was drunk. I walked her home. She went in. I got worried thinking shed fall down the stairs, got up the stairs. She's fine. I go for the doorknob. BANG CRASH WOLLOP. I shit myself as she falls into (I presume) the wardrobe. I hear movement in her parents rooms so I dart into the Bathroom and hide behind the door. I'm there for half an hour listening to her parents trying to get a word out I her, her dad going downstairs and realising the house keys are gone. After deciding that everyone should go back to bed, the mum decides to go for a piss. I'm still behind the bathroom door. "Uh hi sorr-" "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Awkwardness insues as the dad comes running through and I have to explain the situation. I have to find the house keys, which seem to of ended up in a plant pot at the primary school. So I have to return the next morning with the keys. Awkward. The mum is a teacher at my school. Awkward. The school is ridiculously tiny so I see her every day. All I see when I see her is BIG SAGGY BOOBS. She was in a nightdress when she found me, and wasn't wearing a bra. Scarred. For. Life.
[QUOTE=Te Great Skeeve;36800369]I once was playing a roleplay server when I was younger, using copy paste to do advertisements I alt-tabbed to look at some porn, copied a link, and you know, watched porn for a bit I then went back on the game, and copy-pasted without thinking and instantly pressed enter Advertised a porn link, was the most awkward and embarrassing situation ever[/QUOTE] Ha, I rememberd seeing something like that. A kid did the exact same thing, but the link was what made it funny. The link was something like: xhamster/shemale_in_bondage_gets_dick_sucked_and_spanked It was followed by an 'oops', and then the guy teleported away.
[QUOTE=Wickerman123;36803526]Drunk girl, mom, awkwardness. Scarred. For. Life.[/QUOTE] Have a threesome.
Onetime i came home after smoking about two blunts and was in my bed watching futurama. I fell asleep during it (it was marathon) and woke up two hours later to my mom coming in and yelling at me for some small issue. She told me to go fix it, and i had just woken up, so i stood up in my boxers with my morning wood, And my mom was like wtf are you jacking off? I told her i just woke up and for some reason she didnt believe it so she came in my room and saw that futurama was on and was like "are you one of those cartoon fags that masturbates to that!?" and i had to sit there and explain all that shit, god that was so fucking stupid another one This year, on 4/20/2012 my class had a practice AP exam first block, it was one of the released old test state exams, and we had to do it. I was 2 bowls of hash and 3 blunts deep, and it was my first block, so needless to say i was going to do bad or fail the test. I ended up googling one problem, and the whole answer key came up, so being the high genius i was, i copied every answer except 2 down, and ended up getting the HIGHEST GRADE MY TEACHER HAS SEEN IN 14 YEARS. The curve had me at a 120/130, and i was at a 99 regularly. He made me go in front of the class, with only the questions, and tell the class every right answer. I got to question 33 before he stopped me, and i only got 2 wrong so he gave me a 94 and told me not to cheat anymore hahahah ap english sucks dick another one my brother walked in on me beating my meat and i was just like yo dude, can you back the fuck off? and he just awkardly backed out of the room and was like wtf
In grade 6 I lost an arm wrestle to my girl-crush, What a failure I was; and that is why I lift weights now.
[QUOTE=Kabstrac;36804232]In grade 6 I lost an arm wrestle to my girl-crush, What a failure I was; and that is why I lift weights now.[/QUOTE] I know that feel bro. Just have to hope they think it's just you being nice. Then they see the shame on your face.
Once I brought my pet lizard to school and this girl (who coincidentally had the same name as my lizard) wanted to hold her. Of course my lizard just [I]had[/I] to shit right then, of all times.
In college I turned around to look at a girl I liked but I didn't notice I was about to walk right into a stop sign. Needless to say, I turned around and went face-first into the sign, followed by falling backwards in shock.
I had a tiler come over to the house to fix some tiles on the kitchen floor, and as I am talking to him I see the dog coming up behind him. I try not to react and continue the conversation with him as the dog latches on to his leg and begins humping it. Eventually, the tiler says something like "I'm sorry, I can't talk to you anymore, your dog's fucking my leg". Christ, I was mortified.
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