• God squad nutjobs take on gmod
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[url=http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=870785#post870785]God hates garrys mod[/url] Yep - the god squad has finally cottoned on to you, Garry Newman. Be afraid!
[img]http://uppix.net/d/5/f/ddecf8d2d8aaa8ba3c2da50bd5a38.jpg[/img] [I]"Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"[/I] Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend [B]this[/B]?!
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;35552503][img]http://uppix.net/d/5/f/ddecf8d2d8aaa8ba3c2da50bd5a38.jpg[/img] [I]"Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"[/I] Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend [B]this[/B]?![/QUOTE] They know they're going to burn in hell for eternal damnation and yet sick heathens still create abominations like this? It confused me to no end!
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This so called "Garry's mods" is truly Satan's entertainment and those that use this program will burn in hell for eternity, in the Lord's name amen.
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;35552560]This so called "Garry's mods" is truly Satan's entertainment and those that use this program will burn in hell for eternity, in the Lord's name amen.[/QUOTE] I've suspected that Newman fellow for as long as I've known him.
"In a lot of ways this game is like an extra-satanic Minecraft. Whole subcultures exist just to create abominations"
[QUOTE]Boycott this abomination[/QUOTE] religious nutjobs boycotting garry's mod. thus, no religious nutjobs for any of the players to deal with. i'd say it's a win win situation.
[QUOTE=mikfoz;35552573]I've suspected that Newman fellow for as long as I've known him.[/QUOTE] Sometimes your friends are not what they seems. Garry might have a Satan shrine in his closet or it might be like that Arnold movie where Garry actually is Satan!
The holy mikfoz.
First reply: I agree that what I've done is a sin, but it feels so good to watch all the kids play the game. Sometimes I track their IP addresses and find out where they live before visiting them in the night.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;35552690]The holy mikfoz.[/QUOTE] Get over it, noob. :)
milkfox
Oh my god this forum is for real...
[QUOTE=BigOwl;35552740]Oh my god this forum is for real...[/QUOTE] no it isn't
[QUOTE=Combineguy;35552749]no it isn't[/QUOTE] Thank god. :v:
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;35552503][IMG]http://uppix.net/d/5/f/ddecf8d2d8aaa8ba3c2da50bd5a38.jpg[/IMG] [I]"Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"[/I] Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend [B]this[/B]?![/QUOTE] She doesn't looks in agony or against her will.
That entire forum is satire, move along.
[QUOTE=Overv;35552763]That entire forum is satire, move along.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Combineguy;35552749]no it isn't[/QUOTE] Spoilsports!
[img]http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae175/Soaiznt/kangarosaurus-banner.jpg[/img] Haha this website is comedic gold!
[QUOTE=Overv;35552763]That entire forum is satire, move along.[/QUOTE] Why do people put so much time into this?
[QUOTE=BigOwl;35552792]Why do people put so much time into this?[/QUOTE] To troll religious nuts. I doubt that it works. However, thank [b]GOD[/B] it isnt true. :v:
This site is actually pretty funny, especially the fanboys in the minecraft thread
this isnt even funny satire
[QUOTE=Acrono;35552700]First reply: I agree that what I've done is a sin, but it feels so good to watch all the kids play the game. Sometimes I track their IP addresses and find out where they live before visiting them in the night.[/QUOTE] By gnewman :v:
mikfoz is in this thread
Put in my 10c Tags to the god thread, oh it never stops [QUOTE]g mod, garry newman, garry newman = satan, garrys mod, gmod, maps, mods, role play, satan, satan at work, satan pawns, satan worshiping baby killers, skins, steam[/QUOTE]
i wonder what actual religious nutjobs think of these satire websites
[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617[/url] oh god theres a team fortress one, it involves calling the demoman a interacial homosexual, and that the solider is a false prophet claiming "this is my world"
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