• CIPWTTKT&GC v0x0C (12): Fried eggs and RAM
    3,001 replies, posted
[img]http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5396/eggsp.png[/img] [highlight][h2]---Also General Chat!---[/h2][/highlight] [highlight]Before you ask questions here [b]LOOK AT THIS THREAD [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089163-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.-V2.]HERE![/url][/b][/highlight] [highlight]Keep your Speedtest shit [url=http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?][HERE!][/url][/highlight] :siren: [b]RULES by daijitsu[/b] :siren: [release]I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot. [b]Posts everyone is sick of:[/b] Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats: "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol" "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard" [b]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/b] "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool" "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao" [quote=Daijitsu] [quote=shadowsniper873]Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)[/quote] And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it. Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work. Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade. but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?[/quote] [b]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/b] People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage." "PC sucks cuz Mac is better."[/release] [release][b]Previous topics[/b] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1083445]CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1072976] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057448] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V9: Windows is a strawberry[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043077]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024325]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996166]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/956696]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/934789]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/886382]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/835597]Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/799921]Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/url][/release] [b]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/b] It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA" He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face* [release][b]OP Template, use it this time guys.[/b] [url=http://pastebin.com/SQH8XnuM][LINK][/url][/release] [release][b]We now have a Steam group![/b] [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CIPWTTKT][LINK][/url][/release]
WHy the fuck was 11 locked, it wasn't even near 5000
Damn, you quick bastard. I was nearly done writing up my template, but that is a pretty bad OP, very plain and boring, I'll PM you mine. [b]-EDIT-[/b] PM'd
[QUOTE=Seiteki;29922984]Glitch with the maximum thread size being changed.[/QUOTE] oh k AUTOMERGE FFFFFFFFFF
Optimistic title is optimistic
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;29922988]WHy the fuck was 11 locked, it wasn't even near 5000[/QUOTE] Seems it's now 3500.
Content, to start off the thread! [quote] Commandhat: what's your RAM and HDD space, just so we can compare our e-dicks SomeStranger123: 2GB HDD space and 1tb ram Commandhat: I... what the fuck. You have a terabyte of memory? TELL ME YOUR SECRET SomeStranger123: oh its no secret, i just bought it at frys but the people there mistakeningly called it hdd space Commandhat: ...I don't even know what to say, aside from "you're a moron." [/quote]
You forgot &GD. Everyone forgets &GD. Next subtitle must be "Everyone forgets &GD".
About a few days ago this guy said to me that he wanted to buy a new computer, So I said why not build one yourself and he replied "Because pre-builds are cheaper" So I tried to explain to him that pre-builds are cheaper but he would not listen...
And speedtests go [url]http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?[/url]
[QUOTE=imadaman;29923304]You forgot &GD. Everyone forgets &GD. Next subtitle must be "Everyone forgets &GD".[/QUOTE] You have somehow broken the OS, Browser and location script. Good work. [img]http://gyazo.com/de13a89e035e0d49dc2dd06f58556dc9.png[/img]
I thought it was 'Fried eggs & RAM'... [editline]19th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=imadaman;29923331]And speedtests go [url]http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?[/url][/QUOTE] Soon... I will get my 50/50 Fibre optic and i will dominate that speedwave..
[quote][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/wML8D.jpg[/img_thumb][/quote] :colbert:
[QUOTE=imadaman;29923368]:colbert:[/QUOTE] You still broke it, and I want to know how.
I did not.
[QUOTE=imadaman;29923498]I did not.[/QUOTE] Then what happened to it?
I don't know.
[QUOTE=wingless;29923332]You have somehow broken the OS, Browser and location script. Good work. [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/de13a89e035e0d49dc2dd06f58556dc9.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I can see it.
[QUOTE=imadaman;29923686]I don't know.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture140.PNG[/img] I see it too. What browser were you using?
[QUOTE=commandhat;29923259]Content, to start off the thread![/QUOTE] pretty sure he knew the difference since he said 'i just bought it at frys but the people there mistakeningly called it hdd space'
What happened to fried eggs and ram?
[QUOTE=rakkar;29923796][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture140.PNG[/img_thumb] I see it too. What browser were you using?[/QUOTE] I'm [b]still[/b] using FF4, which I've used for the last two hours.
Now I remember why I never used Firefox Nightly builds... barely any addons work yet.
I have no problems with the browser and country icons. problem might be on your side
Little bit of self content here, I just bought the Terraria 4 pack and Portal 2 - The Last days and they both started downloading at 40 odd KB/s and youtube was going incredibly slow, so I turned my server off (was supposed to be doing backups, nothing important) So I restart steam with a different server. Nope, no different, Reboot, nope, new server, nope. So I disable my network adapter and restart it, still internet things downloading like shit. ... I then discover uTorrent is running downloading the latest version of the CentOS DVD Iso. :doh:
[QUOTE=wingless;29924229]Little bit of self content here, I just bought the Terraria 4 pack and Portal 2 - The Last days and they both started downloading at 40 odd KB/s and youtube was going incredibly slow, so I turned my server off (was supposed to be doing backups, nothing important) So I restart steam with a different server. Nope, no different, Reboot, nope, new server, nope. So I disable my network adapter and restart it, still internet things downloading like shit. ... I then discover uTorrent is running downloading the latest version of the CentOS DVD Iso. :doh:[/QUOTE] I would kill for 40kb/s atm. Capped and get around 10-20kb/s if I'm lucky :saddowns:
[QUOTE=wingless;29924229]Little bit of self content here, I just bought the Terraria 4 pack and Portal 2 - The Last days and they both started downloading at 40 odd KB/s and youtube was going incredibly slow, so I turned my server off (was supposed to be doing backups, nothing important) So I restart steam with a different server. Nope, no different, Reboot, nope, new server, nope. So I disable my network adapter and restart it, still internet things downloading like shit. ... I then discover uTorrent is running downloading the latest version of the CentOS DVD Iso. :doh:[/QUOTE] This is why I force uTorrent to show its system tray icon at all times, so I don't forget about it. I literally can't afford to let it just upload or download as it pleases.
[QUOTE=ultradude25;29924290]This is why I force uTorrent to show its system tray icon at all times, so I don't forget about it. I literally can't afford to let it just upload or download as it pleases.[/QUOTE] I do have it in the System tray to show at all times, that's what made me feel so dumb.
A customer of my just told he bought a official virus canner(Norton 360) and didn't like the other one (comodo). Of course without asking me or anything.
"Hurr durr the caek is a lie xd roflamo!" Seems my school has just discovered the internet.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.