• CIPWTTKT&GC v0x0C (12): Fried eggs and RAM
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real men use straight razors
Real men use chainsaws and lawnmowers
real men use helicopters
Real Men don't shave.
real men shave with pliers
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;29940634]real men shave with pliers[/QUOTE] hammers
but you can't pluck shit off your face with hammers
[QUOTE=killover;29940641]hammers[/QUOTE] flamethrowers
real men get in a fight with a pack of bears and come out with 5 o'clock shadow
PS: I'm going to post this, then go to sleep for the night to let the inevitable (one-sided) flamefest subside: [url=http://apple.slashdot.org/story/11/05/19/1410245/Apple-Causes-Religious-Reaction-In-Brains-of-Fans]Study: Apple Causes Religious Reaction In Brains of Fans[/url]
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;29940648]but you can't pluck shit off your face with hammers[/QUOTE] I know, you swing so hard at the hair that it fly's off but don't hit your face.
real men shut up and post content. well shit, looks like i'm not a real man whatever
Does this mean that women don't have to post content since they're not real men? :downs:
real men aren't LinuX
[QUOTE=Gman003Alt;29940705]PS: I'm going to post this, then go to sleep for the night to let the inevitable (one-sided) flamefest subside: [url=http://apple.slashdot.org/story/11/05/19/1410245/Apple-Causes-Religious-Reaction-In-Brains-of-Fans]Study: Apple Causes Religious Reaction In Brains of Fans[/url][/QUOTE] Already been posed, albeit in a quite secluded way. Real men shave with three angry badgers duct-taped to the end of a stick.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;29940947]Does this mean that women don't have to post content since they're not real men? :downs:[/QUOTE] yeah they're supposed to be in the kitchen
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;29940956]yeah they're supposed to be in the kitchen[/QUOTE] well shit I better get to food makin' then SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;29940967]well shit I better get to food makin' then SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE[/QUOTE] No pickles on mine.
yeah and go light on the mayo
Men without real-men shaving tools or even the humble razor use this automatic trimmer thing. [editline]19th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ButtsexV2;29941027]yeah and go light on the mayo[/QUOTE] I'll take the portion of his mayo that he won't use. And no tomato.
[QUOTE=caesium;29939824]How about we just agree that you can make these threads? Kind of like the TF2 Emporium. with Mr. Royzo. Seeing as you're one of the few that can manage a thread properly.[/QUOTE] :buddy:
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;29940967]well shit I better get to food makin' then SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE[/QUOTE] I just want a classic PB/J sandwich with your finest jelly.
Real men shave by cutting their face off. With power tools.
Real men pluck out each hair with their fingers.
real men glare at their beard in the mirror, and it just falls off
real men only grow beards when they want them
real men grow beard on their breast
[b]STOP.[/B]
Yeah I kind of ran out of things to make sandwiches with anyways Sorry You'll have to settle for this [img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/180/c/5/Sandwich_by_Kikariz.jpg[/img]
yes, give me winner ratings? [editline]20th May 2011[/editline] you can stop now ruarai
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