• Computer Illiterate People who think they know things v9: Windows is a Strawberry
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/UC39Q.png[/img] Computer Illiterate People who think they know things v9: Windows is a Strawberry :siren: [b]RULES by daijitsu[/b] :siren: -- [release]I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot. [b]Posts everyone is sick of:[/b] Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats: "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol" "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard" [b]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/b] "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool" "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao" "I flicked the PSU voltage switch on his computer and it blew up xD" [/release] [release] [b]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/b] People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage." "PC sucks cuz Mac is better." "Linux is bettur because it's free hurp derp"[/release] [release] [b]Previous topics[/b] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043077-Computer-illiterate-people-who-think-they-know-things-V8-Mandrith-appreciation-Station.]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V8: Mandrith appreciation Station.[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024325-Computer-illiterate-people-who-think-they-know-things-V7-content-out-of-stock]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996166-Computer-illiterate-people-who-think-they-know-things-V6-My-CPU-is-clocked-to-11-00AM]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=956696]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=934789]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886382]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=835597]Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=799921]Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/url][/release] -- [b]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/b] It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA" He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*
One post too late.
the title is windows is a strawberry dammit
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;27904157]the title is windows is a strawberry dammit[/QUOTE] Fixed
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;27904157]the title is windows is a strawberry dammit[/QUOTE] Yeah what happened to this LinuX ninja'd, ah good
No banner!
[QUOTE=supersnail11;27904181]No banner![/QUOTE] Gimme one
Id make a banner i ran out of the trial for ms paint. :v:
and here's banner [img]http://i.imgur.com/UC39Q.png[/img]
You messed up the title and we already had a banner. :colbert:
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;27904198]You messed up the title and we already had a banner. :colbert:[/QUOTE] 1. No, it's fine 2. I added it
[QUOTE=LinuX;27904173]Fixed[/QUOTE] Now it's misleading again.
But what if strawberry was a windows? :tinfoil:
[img]http://gyazo.com/568daa04dc8603839b4525f1946f7161.png[/img] What [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=technologic;27904233]But what if strawberry was a windows? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] But then who was blueberry?
[QUOTE=LinuX;27904236]But then who was blueberry?[/QUOTE] Linux
[QUOTE=GhostSonic;27904252]Linux[/QUOTE] sudo apt-get install blueberry
Wow. I am so lost.
[QUOTE=LinuX;27904275]sudo apt-get install blueberry[/QUOTE] package not found
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;27904294]package not found[/QUOTE] sudo apt-get install itwasajoke-dev
[QUOTE=supersnail11;27904479]sudo apt-get install itwasajoke-dev[/QUOTE] no shit sherlock
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;27904511]no shit sherlock[/QUOTE] command not found: shit did you mean: "shirt" from the package "clothes" (universe)...
You really should append "Posts that don't contain any content" to the list of things people are sick of.
[quote]Battery Kid: AREN'T YOU GOING TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWLZ Me: Why are and how did you get in my room. Battery Kid: The battery still won't fit.[/quote] He did it. Again. I called security and sent an e-mail strongly discouraging this student from having access to a laptop. [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] Ohai new thread. Backstory is some really fucking creepy kid decided to cut a battery in half.
[QUOTE=alecdude;27904730]You really should append "Posts that don't contain any content" to the list of things people are sick of.[/QUOTE] The majority of people treat this general chat no and no longer care about lack of content. Title had "General Chat" taken out by popular demand.
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[QUOTE=GhostSonic;27905011]The majority of people [b]treat this general chat[/b] no and no longer care about lack of content. Title had [b]"General Chat" taken out[/b] by popular demand.[/QUOTE] I'm either really stupid or this makes no sense. Aren't misleading titles a bannable offense? If you have a thread about x, and it turns into a discussion about y, why would you continue to mask the title of the thread as x. Plus this removes the WHOLE POINT of this subforum.
Don't you find it interesting that every time Notch posts a link on his Twitter, the page he was linking to crashes? I guess there is such a thing as too much e-peen.
[QUOTE=alecdude;27905161]I'm either really stupid or this makes no sense. Aren't misleading titles a bannable offense? If you have a thread about x, and it turns into a discussion about y, why would you continue to mask the title of the thread as x. Plus this removes the WHOLE POINT of this subforum.[/QUOTE] It's because it's so confusing it's automatically cool.
Yay, new thread. Can't wait to read all the stories.
[QUOTE=Olas;27905227]Yay, new thread. Can't wait to read all the stories.[/QUOTE] hahahaha you expect content
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