• CIPWTTKT&GC v0x13 (v19): Ivy Bridge Edition
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[highlight]Before you ask questions here [b]LOOK AT THIS THREAD [url=http://facepunch.com/threads/1152047]HERE![/url][/b][/highlight] [highlight]Keep your Speedtest shit [url=http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?][HERE!][/url][/highlight] [img]http://download.team-metro.net/compillit.png[/img] [release] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] [b]RULES by daijitsu[/b] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot. [b]Posts everyone is sick of:[/b] Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats: "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol" "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard" [b]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/b] "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool" "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao" [quote=Daijitsu] [quote=shadowsniper873]Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)[/quote] And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it. Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work. Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade. but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?[/quote] [b]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/b] People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage." "PC sucks cuz Mac is better." [b]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/b] It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA" He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release] [QUOTE=horsedrowner;36422559][b]A simple guide to posting in CIPWTTKT&GC, by horsedrowner.[/b] 1. Does the content you want to post show computer illiteracy? 2. Is the content you want to post related to the topic at hand? 3. Do you want to start a new discussion, and is that discussion in some way related to Hardware & Software? If you answered "yes" to one or more of the above questions, then go ahead and post. If you answered "no" to all of the above questions, or if the content you want to post is against the rules, [b]don't post[/b].[/QUOTE] [release][img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] [b]RULES BY WINGLESS[/b] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] [b]NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE![/B] Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit. Your speed test shit goes [url=http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?][HERE!][/url] and your question shit goes [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089163-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.-V2.]HERE![/url] the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [url=http://www.facepunch.com/search.php][HERE][/url] [b]NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)[/b] If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release] [release] [b]Previous topics[/b] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1167299]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x12 (v18): Makol can't Computer Very Good[/url] by Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160327]CIPWTTKT&GC February 2012 (V17): sudo cat /dev/urandom > content[/url] by horsedrowner [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1152037]CIPWTTKT&GC (V16): Odellus Cock Rubbing Edition[/url] by Warship [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1104279]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0F (V15): Scoot and Deeps Drama Diaries[/url] by Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1099301]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0E (V14): Gman003 is our Lord and Savior[/url] by ManningQB18 [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1094457]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0D (V13): COMIC SAAAAAAAAAANSSSS!!!!!!11111 EDITION[/url] By [EG] Pepper [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089858]CIPWTTKT v0x0C (12): Fried Eggs and RAM[/url] By JohnEdwards/Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1083445]CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted.[/url] By LinuX [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1072976] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected[/url] By LinuX [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057448] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V9: Windows is a strawberry[/url] By LinuX [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043077]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station.[/url] By Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024325]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock[/url] By [EG] Pepper [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996166]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM[/url] By codenamecueball [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/956696]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH[/url] By Comrade General [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/934789]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4][/url] By PivotDJ [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/886382]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3][/url] By daijitsu [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/835597]Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2[/url] By Oktoberman! [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/799921]Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/url] By xZippy[/release] [h2]Remember kiddies, this is also H&S General Chat[/h2] [release][b]OP Template, use it this time guys.[/b] [url=http://pastebin.com/SQH8XnuM][LINK][/url][/release] [release][b]We now have a Steam group![/b] [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CIPWTTKT][LINK][/url][/release]
Apparently "Dragon Dildos Edition" was too prominent
Quick action threadlocking response, goooo! [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=kaze4159;35695843]Apparently "Dragon Dildos Edition" was too prominent[/QUOTE] I would expect bans if I did it.
Title sucks. Not that much improvement over the last thread. This'll probably be smaller, though.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;35695853]Title sucks. Not that much improvement over the last thread. This'll probably be smaller, though.[/QUOTE] Couldn't think of anything better. So It's gonna have to suck for now. [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] We should start stockpiling suggestions for the next few threads.
New bread smell
You really should remove the :siren:s from the OP considering they don't work anymore unless you use an extension
[QUOTE=Warship;35695879]New bread smell[/QUOTE] It loses the feeling after 19 loafs.
[QUOTE=Warship;35695879]New bread smell[/QUOTE] I read it as thread, god damn it
[QUOTE=Lyoko774;35695883]You really should remove the :siren:s from the OP considering they don't work anymore unless you use an extension[/QUOTE] I'll replace them with links to the image on sae.tweek.us
My work here is done, then. :hehe:
Updated op and op template, fixed the sirens and updated the template with said stuff, prepped for next thread with links to this thread. Lets start organizing thread names for the next few threads to avoid confusion and suckyness. I'll stick them on a pastebin and stick them in the op.
I need more live friends :c
[QUOTE=Warship;35695938]I need more live friends :c[/QUOTE] Stop killing them, then?
[QUOTE=wingless;35695873]Couldn't think of anything better. So It's gonna have to suck for now. [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] We should start stockpiling suggestions for the next few threads.[/QUOTE] It was actually just a joke on the title. Not a good one, but don't take it as real critique (Like we've had an original OP since v5 or something).
Sorry, I am at school. Why do you guys never hang out in skype? Or why am I offline at that moment?
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;35695972]It was actually just a joke on the title. Not a good one, but don't take it as real critique (Like we've had an original OP since v5 or something).[/QUOTE] Oh, I didn't even realize. Nice gag. Still, suggest titles for future threads. DO IT PEOPLE. [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=tratzzz;35695975]Sorry, I am at school. Why do you guys never hang out in skype? Or why am I offline at that moment?[/QUOTE] Skype died. Not surprised, fun while it lasted.
Scratch that, we haven't had an original OP since V3. We really don't have a lot of imagination, do we?
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;35695988]Scratch that, we haven't had an original OP since V3. We really don't have a lot of imagination, do we?[/QUOTE] We're pretty terrible. Op doesn't really matter, though. Rest of the thread is what matters.
I like the title, doesn't refer to anyone, makes me feel less left out.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;35696016]I like the title, doesn't refer to anyone, makes me feel less left out.[/QUOTE] I thought about making it "Dr Who is a gracious cunt" or something like that, already a thread title.
What would have just made me feel bad for not posting more often in the thread, plus you're only saying that so I buy you a fucking DAC :v:.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;35696029]What would have just made me feel bad for not posting more often in the thread, plus you're only saying that so I buy you a fucking DAC :v:.[/QUOTE] Buy me a fucking DAC anyway.
Still wish someone would buy ME something expensive and awesome. Like a new monitor so I can get back to using my desktop, instead of being stuck on my laptop. :( Or failing that, a PS/2 to USB adapter so I can use my Model M with my laptop and start pissing off my friends on Skype again.
[QUOTE=Lyoko774;35696047]Still wish someone would buy ME something expensive and awesome. Like a new monitor so I can get back to using my desktop, instead of being stuck on my laptop. :( [b]Or failing that, a PS/2 to USB adapter so I can use my Model M with my laptop and start pissing off my friends on Skype again.[/b][/QUOTE] You can get those for like 20 cents.
[QUOTE=wingless;35696055]You can get those for like 20 cents.[/QUOTE] More like $20, the cheapie ones won't work with the Model M for one of two reasons 1. The cheap ones are usually simply passive adapters, which won't work on something without USB circuitry or 2. It doesn't provide enough power, the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M_keyboard#History]Model M uses a lot of power[/url] (look at the bottom of that section) for god knows what reason.
[QUOTE=Lyoko774;35696083]More like $20, the cheapie ones won't work with the Model M for one of two reasons 1. The cheap ones are usually simply passive adapters, which won't work on something without USB circuitry or 2. It doesn't provide enough power, the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M_keyboard#History]Model M uses a lot of power[/url] (look at the bottom of that section) for god knows what reason.[/QUOTE] Ouch. that really sucks.
[QUOTE=wingless;35695941]Stop killing them, then?[/QUOTE] :colbert:
I would've made it, but I was asleep an hour ago. V:v:V I forgot to mention I got 1 GB of DDR2 for free yesterday as well as a Radeon 9250. I also got a free P4 @ 3.2GHz. Just gotta get a motherboard. I think I've got a P4 box in my room, I should throw all these parts at it and see if it runs. Get myself a nice little Dell Dimension foot rest/Linux box. Well, off to school to cut more weight and then go to wing night to gain it all back... I'll see if I can get some content.
so playing doom with a friend playing a custom wad called deus vult fuck this is hard and this keeps happening: [quote=Skulltag server console] dark: ok it's clear this time Lyokanthrope was splayed by a Hell Knight. Lyokanthrope: :| Lyokanthrope: it is not clear. [/quote]
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