• CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted.
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[h2]DON'T FUCKING POST YOUR SPEEDTEST SHIT HERE[/h2] I made the new thread because it's been half an hour and iirc nobody asked to be op next [IMG]http://www.jack-attack.net/img/heh.png[/IMG] RULES by daijitsu -- [release]I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot. Posts everyone is sick of: Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats: "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol" "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard" tupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks: "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool" "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao" [quote=Daijitsu] [quote=shadowsniper873] Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks) Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks) And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it. Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work. Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade. but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right? [/quote][/quote][/release] Blind hatred or fanboyism: People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage." "PC sucks cuz Mac is better." 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It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA" He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face* And here we go! :buddy:
Ban thread delete OP and all that. Also, I thought we agreed on "fried eggs and RAM"?
Nice, this one actually looks better from the start unlike the last one! :buddy:
[QUOTE=nutcake;29473904]Please dont kill me. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Only if you promise that you will try it some time.
In case you missed my story from the last pages of the previous thread, here [quote=LinuX] [INDENT] Jesus FUCK right when I was in the middle of a science test, the fire alarm went off, and since I was assigned RIGHT next to the alarm even though I'm fucking scared of those things, I jumped like 50 feet in the air. Then a announcement came on the PA saying "Oh herp, it was just derp burning a pretzel by accident in cooking class. And then it was next period, and we were very quiet because the room is so small, and there's one fire alarm glaring at us. And the volume is set to fucking max. I stared at it for a while, expecting I had ESP or some shit like that, and when I look away, [B]BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP [/B]That fucker came on, and everyone literary shit their pants. Again, a false alarm, and we had a math test that period, so we got to do it outside. So now after finishing the test, and being able to do whatever, guess what I do? Browse FP, duh. And then right when I rated binary's post, IT GOES OFF Fuck. And then what came on the PA? "One of the PCs overheated and caught on fire because it crashed, please stay calm" Wait, we don't have PCs here :colbert: So I look up, there's smoke in the air, coming from the library. There's only fucking iMacs there. Turns out, it WAS a Mac that overheated because some cunt decided to put blue tape on the fans of the iMacs, way to go! [B] Edited:[/B] I wish I could take pictures, but my iPhone is about to die. [/INDENT][/quote]
The quote in the OP seems to be a bit messed up, with all the comments merged into the same quote.
But yeah, Space Jam was and still is an awesome movie, no matter what way you put it.
[QUOTE=LinuX;29475001]-hold on-[/QUOTE] 404? [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] My automerge! Oh, and you just edited the post too. Mkay.
I thought we were doing hexadecimal version numbers... other than that, decent OP for a change.
[QUOTE=Dragory;29475013]404? [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] My automerge! Oh, and you just edited the post too. Mkay.[/QUOTE] Yeah it 404'd. My host is picky about whether it's .png or .PNG (capitalized)
Ah, that new thread smell... [sp]Of no content..[/sp]
[QUOTE=LinuX;29475001]In case you missed my story from the last thread, here you go :buddy: [media]http://www.jack-attack.net/img/gyazosucks.PNG[/media][/QUOTE] Why didn't you just quote it, was a screenshot necessary? Also, I wanted a hexadecimal title :(
cipwttkt 0x0C: fried eggs and ram because i can suggest titles for the next thread whenever the fuck i want
Damn, I wanted to make the last post for the other thread since page 79 and I missed it :smith: To be honest, nothing of value was lost, as it would be quite unfunny: [quote][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AZySJdar_ew/TI_UE2eCjoI/AAAAAAAABoE/_0b7lIG7bZA/s320/20090828-good-news-everyone.jpg[/img] Good news everyone! I have just found content.rar's password, and it's- [highlight]THREAD LOCKED[/highlight][/quote]
[QUOTE=kukiric;29475285]Damn, I wanted to make the last post for the other thread since page 79 and I missed it :smith: To be honest, nothing of value was lost, as it would be quite unfunny:[/QUOTE] If I ever spot a chance to be the Last Post, I'm going to keep it classy: [quote]</thread>[/quote] That's it. One pseudo-HTML closing tag.
obligatory new thread smell wait... how do you smell pixels?
Holy shit I'm actually going to be on the first page for once
[QUOTE=Shooter;29475396]obligatory new thread smell wait... how do you smell pixels?[/QUOTE] Burn the screen :downs:
[QUOTE=LinuX;29475488]Burn the screen :downs:[/QUOTE] i have a CD burner will that work?
I was talking to the programming instructor that is going to teach my Turbo Pascal course next year and he's an awesome dude. He used to work at IBM and then decided to go into teaching. He knows about Steam, the Half-Life series and all that jazz. He even knew what I was talking about when I was talking about education contracts with UDK. He's 63.
nobody liked my "virus detected: content.exe was quarantined" idea :saddowns: [editline]27th April 2011[/editline] also Segoe
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;29475643]also Segoe[/QUOTE] I'm in love with Segoe WP
Urgh don't abbreviate the title. What if someone who has some glorious story to tell doesn't think its the right thread and misses it. [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] Installing WinXP on my Mum's PC earlier tonight, she comes in and claims she can smell a "burning" smell. I claim that the CD drive "uses flames" and she nods in agreement then asks "but its safe, right?", I agree just to play along. She's so dense its cute.
[QUOTE=Clunj;29475704]Urgh don't abbreviate the title. What if someone who has some glorious story to tell doesn't think its the right thread and misses it.[/quote] "Misses it"? Like who?
fried eggs and RAM was a far superior title
[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;29475823]fried eggs and RAM was a far superior title[/QUOTE] I didn't see you make a thread within 30 minutes of the last one.
"Don't bother getting an i7 for gaming, they're made for heavy programs. i5 is much better for gaming."
What does it matter? Furthermore, how could any of us have made the thread, since we're all printers?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;29476055]"Don't bother getting an i7 for gaming, they're made for heavy programs. i5 is much better for gaming."[/QUOTE] Well personally I see no reason to get a quad with HT or a sixcore processor, when a quad's more than enough. What am I missing here. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;29476055]"Don't bother getting an i7 for gaming, they're made for heavy programs. i5 is much better for gaming."[/QUOTE] but that's true
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