• "King of Wasps' discovered in Indonesia...
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[QUOTE=King of Limbs;35340187]Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.[/QUOTE] They kill all kinds of other insects that are dangerous to plants like lice, wool-flies and other critters. Besides that many birds depend heavily on them as a source of food.
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;35340707]they eat spiders that's about it[/QUOTE]Which is an admittedly very nice function. One that makes me a little alright with this thing existing. Just a little.
I think i'm going to cry now.
[QUOTE=notlabbet;35339481]fucking nuke everywhere shit i hate all insects[/QUOTE] Nuke Indonesia from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Purge them. Immediately.
Imagine driving down the highway with your window down and getting hit by one of THOSE motherfuckers. You'd lose your head!
[QUOTE=Hysteric;35338951][I]"Most people can't tolerate more than a few stings. Most die at once. If you live, the hallucinations brought on by the venom have actually drawn people to madness."[/I][/QUOTE] Shit, it sounds like a monster from the Cthulhu Mythos. But to be honest, I expected this beastie to come from Australia and have an HP bar.
Nothing compared to these [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nAmz0XYLyhQ/TY6zzvjkQGI/AAAAAAAAUes/JgssTrUZLb8/s1600/Giant%2BBurrowing%2BCockroach.jpg[/img] no wait that looks kind of adorable
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;35340660]Where's my flamethrower, where's my flamethrower, where's my FUCKING FLAMETHROWER![/QUOTE] [b]KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE[/B]
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Oh it's not like I was getting over my crippling entomophobia or anything.
I got a [B]HORNET[/B] in my ear when I was 4.
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;35340707] they eat spiders that's about it[/QUOTE] i'm all for preserving life and not unbalancing an ecosystem but if this went extinct i would have no problems
[QUOTE=Griffster26;35341679]I got a wasp in my ear when I was 4.[/QUOTE] I sat on one once I can't remember what happened but I think I wasn't able to sit down for like two days afterwards
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LSKGqhbEYPM/TlGH99wYu6I/AAAAAAAAAFM/u9KztTiX-2w/s320/120735_tawon-raksasa_300_225.jpg[/IMG] GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT RUN
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;35339138]Wow. I [I]need[/I] an army of these. Now. I'll be like The Pain 2.0[/QUOTE] .50cal hornets. They will carry tanks to you instead of tommy guns and grenades. These are good news for my friend. She [i]loves[/i] wasps!
Bugs freak me the fuck out. I've watched all sorts of "scary movies" But watching this in theatres was honestly the scariest scene I've ever watched in a movie. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388[/media]
The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax. I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;35342255]The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax. I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.[/QUOTE] Yes it's cool now, but when you're 43, and they've taken over the world and killed your cat, how cool will they be then?
[QUOTE=Bad Joe;35338960]I wonder what they taste like.[/QUOTE] Chicken.
I probably live closer to Indonesia than most of you. At least if you call the fire department for a wasp problem they'll rush to your location with a flamethrower.
[QUOTE=BenJammin';35339173]Just go away please. First you quote information without saying the source so it seems like that is what the wasp actually does, then you mention later it's from that fucking terrible book and movie? You don't belong in facepunch.[/QUOTE] Rude.
When I saw the pictures, I couldn't help but squirm around in my chair.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;35342255]The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax. I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.[/QUOTE] don't try and say you wouldn't piss yourself if you were trapped in a room with a couple of these
brb sending these guys to europe and north america.
My head itches so bad right now man.
[QUOTE=Bad Joe;35338960]I wonder what they taste like.[/QUOTE]When the fuck did big boss get in here? Also, fuck that shit man. I already hated wasps, now I just wanna fucking burn every last one of them.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;35339228]relevant: [IMG]http://puu.sh/mTbG[/IMG][/QUOTE] [quote]every pest insect species has at least one wasp species that preys upon it or parasitizes it[/quote] The reason they're so royally pissed off is because they never get credit for cleaning your god damned house.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;35339228]relevant: [IMG]http://puu.sh/mTbG[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't like honey.
[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/gianthornet1.jpg[/img] "I was a gigantic angry goddamn hornet before it was cool."
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