• TSA Mistakes ‘World’s Largest Penis’ for Pistol
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[img]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-shot-2012-07-16-at-3.22.29-PM-615x345.png[/img] [quote] The TSA at San Francisco International Airport frisked New Yorker Jonah Falcon after noticing his “very noticeable” package as he went through security on July 9. “I said, ‘It’s my dick,’” Falcon told the Huffington Post, which claims Falcon has the “world’s largest penis.” “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.” “I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon to HuffPo. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.” Perhaps most surprisingly, HuffPo reports, “The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.” Wolf’s official title is Executive Crime & Weird News Editor. Falcon has reported repeatedly that his penis is 9 inches long while flaccid and 13.5 inches long while erect. His Twitter profile even describes him as, “Actor/writer, with the 13.5.” He appeared in a 1999 HBO documentary called “Private Dicks: Men Exposed.” Allegedly, pornography outlets contacted Falcon about appearing in films, but he hasn’t accepted. San Francisco International Airport’s TSA did not respond to HuffPo’s request for comment. Watch Falcon on TLC’s “Strange Sex,” broadcast in September 2011.[/quote] [url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/16/tsa-frisks-man-with-worlds-largest-penis/[/url] Well I am extremely jealous
"There is something suspicious between your legs." "It's my dick" "A dick that long? Nope, it's a hidden pistol" TSA over dicks, stay classy
TSA is a bunch of cockmonglers
[QUOTE=shian;36807964] Well I am extremely jealous[/QUOTE] why? you'd barely be able to use it
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spw2tzzgAnA[/media]
It's not like you EXPECT that, though, right?
Well TSA themselves are dicks [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] Okay, I feel sad for him now [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQzI2_kp4QU[/media]
Probably the most self-esteem-boosting way to get taken aside at security.
my dick's so huge airport security stopped me from boarding a flight because they said i was smuggling a deadly weapon
[QUOTE=shian;36808019] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQzI2_kp4QU[/media][/QUOTE] holy shit those people are fucking obsessed with their dicks i don't even realize i have a penis most of the time, and me and my penis are like two peas in a pod
[QUOTE=shian;36807964][img]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-shot-2012-07-16-at-3.22.29-PM-615x345.png[/img] [url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/16/tsa-frisks-man-with-worlds-largest-penis/[/url] Well I am extremely jealous[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v1oCy.png[/IMG] I couldn't help it.
imagine shitting with a erection
that sounds annoying as fuck to "manage" within those pants
Does he pass out when he get's a boner from all the blood that rushes to his dick? I think he passes out.
That guy sounds like a dick.
[QUOTE=Zerohope;36808312]Does he pass out when he get's a boner from all the blood that rushes to his dick? I think he passes out.[/QUOTE] Judging from the length/litre formula, he would most likely not pass out, but would be considerably weakened to the point that the simple act of thrusting would be an exhausting and painful act.
This is.... interesting.
The funny thing about things like this, and he even says it in the vid, he's got take things reeeaaaaly slow because it requires a lot of blood to get it up. To me that sounds more like a curse :v:
[QUOTE=Someguy13;36807982]"There is something suspicious between your legs." "It's my dick" "A dick that long? Nope, it's a hidden pistol" TSA over dicks, stay classy[/QUOTE] How many people have flaccid 9 inch cocks? Besides this guy? I'm not that surprised they found it suspicious tbh.
8 inches when he was ten.... Oh my god.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;36808695]How many people have flaccid 9 inch cocks? Besides this guy? I'm not that surprised they found it suspicious tbh.[/QUOTE] You mean you don't? I thought it was normal?
As alpha as he thinks he is that HAS to be a problem It has to be uncomfortable, just everyday things.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;36808514]Judging from the length/litre formula, he would most likely not pass out, but would be considerably weakened to the point that the simple act of thrusting would be an exhausting and painful act.[/QUOTE] So that would explain why men with bigger dicks tend to have sex less often. Take note, women.
[QUOTE=thisispain;36808129]holy shit those people are fucking obsessed with their dicks i don't even realize i have a penis most of the time, and me and my penis are like two peas in a pod[/QUOTE] if your cock was a foot long you'd notice too
Why did he decide to constantly wear skinny jeans in that video?
[QUOTE=shian;36807964] Well I am extremely jealous[/QUOTE] A huge penis isn't as great as everyone thinks. Sure, it might look great but it doesn't make your sex better... even worse in some cases.
[QUOTE=DMGaina;36809596]A huge penis isn't as great as everyone thinks. Sure, it might look great but it doesn't make your sex better... even worse in some cases.[/QUOTE] It got this guy job offers
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;36809605]It got this guy job offers[/QUOTE] Its only porn offers isn't it?
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;36809751]Its only porn offers isn't it?[/QUOTE] still a job
I don't remember the exact video title but this guy had a radio show in New York that was supposed to be exclusively about the Yankees. Then Howard Stern prank callers found it and basically just called to talk about his dick. Here we are [video=youtube;yDLT5gHe8pY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDLT5gHe8pY[/video]
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