• Garry’s Mod: Teaching your children how to be gay
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[QUOTE]The horrid game “Garry’s Mod” is an open source video game made to leech the life of your children. This game has made many christian children and young adults turn to the unholy, satan-loving, homosexual side of life. The problem with the game is that it is open source, this allows the users to upload and create gay pornographic servers for other users to join and have gay text orgies. The players of this game have a tendency to use words such as “Minge,” which is a gay slang term used to describe an over used hairy whispering eye. If this game were not available to the public then we as parents would not have to worry about it convincing our children to have violent outbreaks of gay lingo and homosexual actions. I have found many pictures of players online making sex parties on their servers with all of the players touching and rubbing themselves all over each other in gay ways. The game also allows the players to create what ever their satan infected minds can come up with, such as explosive penis shaped cars they use to ram into each other like oversized cocks plunging into another gays sewer spout.[/QUOTE] [url]http://christwire.org/2011/11/garrys-mod-teaching-your-children-how-to-be-gay/[/url] Lol are those crazy people serious ? wtf look at the site... This shows how some people are completely retarded.
It's satire.
It's a parody site - and a quite funny one at that [editline]10th June 2012[/editline] Ninja'd
So everything would teach your kids how to be gay, because everything you can write on can be used to create "gay orgy parties' or paste gay porn on it.
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I had a feeling it was christwire when I saw the thread title.
[QUOTE=Priori;36269890]I had a feeling it was christwire when I saw the thread title.[/QUOTE] Or landover baptist How do people not understand that they're satire?
Why do Christian fundie satires always get mistaken for the real thing
[quote]players online making sex parties on their servers with all of the players touching and rubbing themselves all over each other in gay ways.[/quote] While the site is satire, this is kinda true. Sometimes it's gay themed, some other times it's MLP themed.
Surely teaching them to be gay is a GOOD thing, nowadays? I mean, there's population problems and rampant hatred, both of which homosexuality could help remedy.
[QUOTE=Matthew0505;36269900]Why do Christian fundie satires always get mistaken for the real thing[/QUOTE] Poe's Law.
I don't think it's satire when it's stupidly nonsensical...
[QUOTE=Matthew0505;36269900]Why do Christian fundie satires always get mistaken for the real thing[/QUOTE] Because they're a painfully accurate depiction of how some people act.
'an overused hairy whispering eye' what the is that slang for a butt hole?
I thought a minge was a vagina. Oh my god what have I been saying for the past 3 years!
[QUOTE=Maloof?;36269976]'an overused hairy whispering eye' what the is that slang for a butt hole?[/QUOTE] It's postal's ass. :v:
[QUOTE=James xX;36270037]I thought a minge was a vagina. Oh my god what have I been saying for the past 3 years![/QUOTE] Minge is vagina I don't know what these people are talking about with their whispering eyes
Thanks to Garry's mod, I'm now a god hating homosexual
[QUOTE=ironman17;36269910]Surely teaching them to be gay is a GOOD thing, nowadays? I mean, there's population problems and rampant hatred, both of which homosexuality could help remedy.[/QUOTE] You shouldn't be teaching your child to be gay or to be straight, they should decide themselves.
Just 15 minutes of garrys mod can turn your son into a flaming homosexual I should know, my son burnt to a crisp after playing this game
What, they're noticing just now?
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