• Reggae Artist Says Man Slashed Him With Sword
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[QUOTE]NEW YORK — Jamaican reggae artist Major Mackerel says he's wasslashed in the head, arm and hand by a New York City man wielding a 2-foot sword. Police say one of the musician's Brooklyn neighbors was arrested and the sword was recovered Sunday morning. Major Mackerel was hospitalized for several hours. He left the hospital with bandages crowning his dreadlocks and wrapped around his left hand, wrist and elbow. Major Mackerel has released several albums. His real name is Garfield Dixon. His girlfriend, Novia Watson, says the neighbor said he was angry because the reggae artist was harassing his wife. But Watson says the artist never messed with her. Major Mackerel also denies harassing the woman. His neighbor faces charges including assault with intent to cause serious injury with a weapon. [/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559960,00.html?test=latestnews[/url] Sword attacks seem to be on the rise.
That's it, i getting a sword.
Major Mackeral? Garfield Dixon? Sword attacks? Fox News.
Jamaican Reggae Artist.
Sword attack? Artistic
fuck, I cant think of a pun.
2 feet isn't very long for a sword
I didn't know swords had feet :downs: [b]Edit:[/b] Rated myself box
Major Mackeral and Garfield Dixon? That just sounds like four random names put together.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17667164]I didn't know swords had feet :downs:[/QUOTE] You are hilarious.
Swords are the new guns.
[QUOTE=Latias;17667104]2 feet isn't very long for a sword[/QUOTE] Might of been that secondary samurai sword the name of I have forgotten at the moment. It starts with a "W" though...
Wakazashi
Fuck I need a sword. I can't defend a sword with a gun, either!
[QUOTE=SL0WP0KE;17667395]Wakazashi[/QUOTE] That's it! Thanks.
Maybe his reggae music wasn't all it was... [i]cut out[/i] to be. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRG2530rwI&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;17667315]Might of been that secondary samurai sword the name of I have forgotten at the moment. It starts with a "W" though...[/QUOTE] * &#22823;&#33031;&#24046;&#65306;1&#23610;8&#23544;&#20197;&#19978;2&#23610;&#26410;&#28288;&#65288;54.5cm&#65374;60.6cm&#65289;(Large wakizashi - 54.5cm~60.6cm) * &#20013;&#33031;&#24046;&#65306;1&#23610;3&#23544;&#20197;&#19978;1&#23610;8&#23544;&#26410;&#28288;&#65288;40cm&#65374;54.5cm&#65289;(Medium wakizashi - 40cm~54.5cm) * &#23567;&#33031;&#24046;&#65306;1&#23610;&#20197;&#19978;1&#23610;3&#23544;&#26410;&#28288;&#65288;40cm&#26410;&#28288;&#65289;(Small wakizashi - <40cm) Sounds bout right
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;17667892]Maybe his reggae music wasn't all it was... [i]cut out[/i] to be. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRG2530rwI&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]That was really fucking dumb
[quote] Major Mackerel says [b]he's wasslashed[/b] in the head, arm and hand [/quote] wat
wasslashed with wakazashi
then he wassheathed the sword?
I bet the major was gutted. [editline]02:56PM[/editline] :smug:
So much trouble in the world
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0FCgZL4PBM&feature=channel[/media]
[QUOTE=SL0WP0KE;17667395]Wakazashi[/QUOTE] It's Wak[i]i[/i]zashi
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