• Mother-of-four, 28, banned from every nightclub in town for being 'too old to wear skimpy outfits'
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With a size six figure and 36DD chest, this petite blonde thought she would have no trouble getting into a nightclub.But 28-year-old Lisa Woodman has been banned from every hotspot in her home town - after being told she is too old to wear skimpy outfits.The furious mother-of-four was barred from three venues in Worcester, West Midlands, because of her low-cut tops, short skirts and knee-length boots. [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/23/article-2090547-116AA00E000005DC-852_308x834.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/23/article-2090547-116A9EB8000005DC-417_306x494.jpg[/IMG] 28? She looks 10 years older to me.. Source: [URL]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090547/Mother-28-banned-towns-nightclubs-old-wear-skimpy-outfits.html#ixzz1kIkmK08K[/URL]
I would type something here but I have no idea what
wow, that's horrible
Her face is pretty blergh
Elbows to pointy
i mean, has she ever looked in a mirror?
When I saw the red dress I thought "I see worse looking sixteen year olds in Liverpool", but then I saw the black outfit and thought she came from her torture dungeon..
Considering how most people look at her age in England, I'd say she's got every right to wear skimpy outfits. And even if she wasn't comparatively pretty, I'd still be a-okay with people getting as skimpy as they feel comfortable in.
My question is, why the fuck does it matter? Let her wear what she wants.
It doesn't matter. The poor woman is only 28, far too young to be told "You're too old to try to be sexy". I feel really bad for her. ):
She's got the face of a bad cross dresser.
[QUOTE=Oliolio;34358122]It doesn't matter. The poor woman is only 28, far too young to be told "You're too old to try to be sexy". I feel really bad for her. ):[/QUOTE] The problem is, everyone's standards are so high that when someone inevitably fails to reach them they plummet into a well of self-pity and become incapable of attempting to reach those standards again. Pretty much, everyone's too demanding... as is the UK way.
She looks like she is about to burst into crocodile tears.
[quote]No, she isn't too old. She looks great.[/quote] White knights lol.
I'd still tap that.
[QUOTE=Oliolio;34358122]It doesn't matter. The poor woman is only 28, far too young to be told "You're too old to try to be sexy". I feel really bad for her. ):[/QUOTE] Should have thought what FOUR CHILDREN would have done to her body before she decided to pop out so many young. Unless she somehow had all four at once...
WTF I could understand if she was a total butterface and hideously overweight/smelled terrible/etc, but I've seen worse looking girls with far worse bodies running around clubs in the most ridiculously small pieces of cloth. She is at worst, a paper bagger.
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[QUOTE=ntzu;34358156]Should have thought what FOUR CHILDREN would have done to her body before she decided to pop out so many young. Unless she somehow had all four at once...[/QUOTE] You do realize that her vagina isn't visible, and that her tits are in great shape? Having kids probably did wonders for her physical condition.
[QUOTE=Oliolio;34358193]You do realize that her vagina isn't visible, and that her tits are in great shape? Having kids probably did wonders for her physical condition.[/QUOTE] Her face isn't in a good shape though... But I kinda feel sorry for her.
[QUOTE=Solo Wing;34358119]My question is, why the fuck does it matter? Let her wear what she wants.[/QUOTE] The thing is is that she's a mother of four, she should set an example for how to dress especially if one of those kids is a girl. Also, she's a mother, she can go out and have fun but she should have had put off a couple years before having kids if she wants to go out and party.
What does age have to do with this anyways??
Try to tone it down then?
Wow.... where I live :v:
[QUOTE=kirederf7;34358248]Her face isn't in a good shape though... But I kinda feel sorry for her.[/QUOTE] Unless she makes an effort to deliberately beat herself in the face with her own children, I'm moderately sure they aren't a danger to her facial health.
Twenty eight? Goddamn, what did those kids do to her?
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;34358331]Twenty eight? Goddamn, what did those kids do to her?[/QUOTE] Tore her a new hole...
I'd hit it. With a crowbar.
To be fair she's hotter than most of the trash I see in town during the evenings. Also, 28 isn't even remotely old. I could understand not wanting wrinkly middle-aged women to wear outfits like that (even though really it should be their choice), but 28 is taking the piss. The point isn't really on how 'hot' she is either. The fact of the matter is that she isn't showing obvious signs of being older and frankly she isn't unpleasant to look at. I'd rather look at her than the trash I mentioned earlier.
[QUOTE=Pridit;34358404]I'd hit it. With a crowbar.[/QUOTE] You are obviously gay.
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