• Honor Your Dead Loved Ones by Stuffing Their Ashes in a Bullet and Shooting It
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Fuck that. Pack me into a .50 cal. Blow some bodies to pieces, and this time, their name will be on [I]my[/I] bullet.
Why not mix the ashes with excrement instead and use them as fertiliser? Only then will people be able to claim that you gave the gift of life in death and actually be speaking literally :P
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;31426484]Why not mix the ashes with excrement instead and use them as fertiliser? Only then will people be able to claim that you gave the gift of life in death and actually be speaking literally :P[/QUOTE] Something gives off you actually do not mean that, and don't want to die giving life to a fern compared to runing someones' day as a bullet calling their name. Atleast as the latter, your almost speaking literally.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Vengeance from the grave" Just imagine, killing the killer with the victims ashes. Badass.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;31426484]Why not mix the ashes with excrement instead and use them as fertiliser? Only then will people be able to claim that you gave the gift of life in death and actually be speaking literally :P[/QUOTE] That's like turning your dead one into a plant
Solving crimes just got harder
I want to be put into 30mm rounds.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;31422715]I'd rather have one of those diamonds made of ash.[/QUOTE]That's it, I'm getting myself made into diamond bullets.
I've been telling people I wanted to be shot into a bear or something for years now, glad someones up to the task.
I could put my whole family in a minigun.
[QUOTE=Last or First;31423262]What? No. Just... no. I swear to god that if anyone does that to me, my ghost will make that gun blow up in their face. Unless if my ghost could somehow control the path of the bullets. That'd be sweet. That would make a nice premise for a show or something, actually. Some sniper / soldier that deals out justice with magical homing ghost bullets made out of the ashes of his old buddy. [I]MOSTLY SILENT EUGENE and STAFF SERGEANT BULLETS[/I] "I see that you're not gonna talk. So now, I'm going to let my gun do the talking." "SUP BITCH"[/QUOTE] That's genius!
While reading this I went ''What the fu-'' out loud.
If I got murdered I'd want my self put into a bullet and have someone shoot me back at my killer. It sounds dramatic, killing them from the grave.
What if you missed? I'd feel pretty god damn terrible.
I still want my casket to be shot into space when I'm dead.
I'm having myself put into a sword when I die. Lasts longer and looks almost as cool.
This is the yank gun culture at its finest. Edit: No but seriously, this is too far. Edit2: Even if you thread the ash just like, well ash, then it would be still better to just pour it into the ground as plant food instead of making things that make other people dead even out of your OWN dead.
When I die, I want my family to put me into a rocket and shoot me into the sun. I wanna we the first person to do that.
[quote]Holy Smoke LLC [/quote] Win.
[QUOTE=Falchion;31431554]This is the yank gun culture at its finest. Edit: No but seriously, this is too far. Edit2: Even if you thread the ash just like, well ash, then it would be still better to just pour it into the ground as plant food instead of making things that make other people dead even out of your OWN dead.[/QUOTE]guns don't kill people
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31432099]guns don't kill people[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk[/media]
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31432099]guns don't kill people[/QUOTE] k sure but that is still pretty sick putting guns and ammunition to such a huge role in your life that you or your family wants to make ammunition out of you once your dead. That's my point.
how badass would that be to kill like ur father's murderer with that, something jason statham would do
They did this in the book JPod.
can't you have your remains turned into fireworks? I'm seriously having trouble deciding if I want to be a bullet or a grand finale
When I die I want to be used in a fifty caliber machine gun.
For the money they spent one one bullet with my ashes to avenge their enemies, they could have bought 100 bullets to split them into chunks they could've hidden in my ashes to fool the cops (That they will be shooting, naturally)
Maybe put all the soldiers that died during a current war into a grenade. Throw "them" at the enemy :v:
Someone kills your wife, you then get revenge by killing the murderer with a bullet full of her ash! Sounds like a movie to me!
I'd be creeped out if I was the one packing dead people into bullets.
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