• Woman arrested for battery with dildo
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[url]http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1017052.ece[/url] [quote]A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy. Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery. Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy. Gonzalez called 911. [/quote] :v: I can't wait to read the puns.
kinky her boyfriend is a pussy for calling 911 over "poking"
Sounds more kinky than violent. That guy is an idiot :v: Motherfucking ninja'd
What a silly woman, that's not the proper use for a dildo...
"Hello, what is the nature of your emergency?" "Oh god, oh god, help me, she keeps hitting me with a dildo!" "..." What could he possibly have said to make them take him seriously?
She really [I]stuck it to him[/I] [editline]10:29PM[/editline] wait that wasnt a pun [editline]10:30PM[/editline] That was a real dil[I]don't[/I] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Newspuns." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Wait, why is her address in the news story?
So people can send her dildos.
YES. I love this story.
Story of the year. I hope it makes the front page of the New York Times.
Looks like he was [I]poked[/I] with a [I]dildo[/I]. :smug: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Attempted news pun." - ventilated))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=VassikinX3;16031340]Looks like he was [I]poked[/I] with a [I]dildo[/I]. :smug:[/QUOTE] Thread winner right here.
[QUOTE=Big Blue;16031255]She really [I]stuck it to him[/I] [editline]10:29PM[/editline] wait that wasnt a pun [editline]10:30PM[/editline] That was a real dil[I]don't[/I] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Newspuns." - ventilated))[/highlight][/QUOTE] tits
Yeah, I guess that pun was a dildon't too.
She should have assraped him with it.
I just remembered 2 Kids 1 Sandbox.
[QUOTE=Big Blue;16031255]She really [I]stuck it to him[/I] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Newspuns." - ventilated))[/highlight][/QUOTE] More like stuck it to the man am I right? :v:
Silly woman, didoes don't need batteries.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16031823]Yeah, I guess that pun was a dildon't too.[/QUOTE] this
[QUOTE=VassikinX3;16031340][highlight](User was banned for this post ("Attempted news pun." - ventilated))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Now that's just mean.
I guess they don't have the same fetish.
[QUOTE=Void Skull;16031958]Now that's just mean.[/QUOTE] :\
I'll be fucked if that woman isn't the biggest dick I've ever read about.
[img]http://kliuki.bg/wp-content/uploads//2009/05/bruno-dildo.jpg[/img] [b]He should have taken my course in dildo-defense.[/b]
i thought a girl got arrested for having a battery with a dildo i am like what
I'm scared to make a pun...
do it
haha that first pun was great fucking love you facepunch anyways i read the title as if battery was an actual battery. i was like :wtc:
At first I though it was battery like an AA battery, but then I realized... xD That phone call too the police must have been so... awkward.
she [I]toyed[/I] with his emotions [editline]08:00PM[/editline] now THAT'S what i call a [I]cock[/I] slap [editline]08:00PM[/editline] i'm so sorry
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