• 10 illegal baby names
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If I ever have a girl, I will name her 'Gina'. Nothing wrong with that right? Except for, I'm spanish and 'Come on' in Spanish is 'Va' So whenever anyone would want to make her hurry up, they'd say 'Va Gina!'
I have an uncle named Jazz, it's an awesome name. I'm gonna name my kid Blackened Post-Progressive Symphonic Metalcore.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;35314234]So is Adolf not allowed in Germany?[/QUOTE] No since Adolf is a normal German name. It's not that popular anymore though.
[quote]7) Miatt (Germany) Country living up to stereotype alert! Surprise, surprise the Germans are somewhat officious when it comes to baby naming laws. Regulation-loving Deutschland has an entire department (the Standesamt) which decides if names are suitable. Miatt was rejected because it didn't clearly show whether the child was a boy or a girl, but sometimes the decisions are somewhat arbitrary... Has Germany banned any other names? The likes of Stompie, Woodstock and Grammophon were turned down, whereas the similarly strange Speedy, Lafayette and Jazz were allowed.[/quote] Haha Nazis. They have a fucking naming department. Also, what's wrong with the name Woodstock? That could be a badass name for a guy.
[QUOTE=King Tiger;35317862]Haha Nazis. They have a fucking naming department. Also, what's wrong with the name Woodstock? That could be a badass name for a guy.[/QUOTE] It's not really a naming department. It's just a civil registry that hands out birth and death certificates.
I'm going to name my child (which I will never have) as Raptor.
I'm going to name my kid Fawkyew "Whats your name" "Fawkyew"
How's Africa doing with these laws? On one of our trips to Africa, a graveyard had a tombstone with Jones Asshole on it.
One of my relatives named her son "Diego" because it was a simple name that can't be rhymed to mock and also can't be shortened to a dumb nickname. Everyone just calls him "D".
if i had a son, i would name him derek because i'm not going to ruin his life by giving him a joke name
How the hell can they ban names? You know, other than something like Adolf Hitler.
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[QUOTE=J!NX;35303269]They should ban certain copyright / historical names as well, like Dovahkiin or Jesus Christ.[/QUOTE] Or Muhammad.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;35349747]Or Muhammad.[/QUOTE] I think Muhammad is one of the most common names ever, though, so that wouldn't go over well.
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A girl in my class once said she was going to change her last name to "Man" and call her kids Super, Bat- etc. [editline]30th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;35350351]I think Muhammad is one of the most common names ever, though, so that wouldn't go over well.[/QUOTE] And, we all know Muslims can't take anything serious, so if a country would ban the name, it would suddenly become a major target for terrorist attacks. You know this is true.
My childs name will be Christian Burial.
[QUOTE]6) @ (China) With more than a billion fellow countrymen, finding a unique name in China is difficult. Perhaps that's why one couple called their baby the '@' symbol – in Chinese characters it apparently looks a bit like 'love him'. Bless. Unsurprisingly, however, the authorities were less sentimental and publicised the moniker as an example of citizens bringing bizarre names into the Chinese language. Has China banned any other names? The police have control over all names given to children because they issue identity cards, but details of rejections are not widely circulated.[/QUOTE] Should have named him @@ so he could fight rebels on Hoth. [QUOTE]7) Miatt (Germany) Country living up to stereotype alert! Surprise, surprise the Germans are somewhat officious when it comes to baby naming laws. Regulation-loving Deutschland has an entire department (the Standesamt) which decides if names are suitable. [B]Miatt was rejected because it didn't clearly show whether the child was a boy or a girl[/B], but sometimes the decisions are somewhat arbitrary... Has Germany banned any other names? The likes of Stompie, Woodstock and Grammophon were turned down, whereas the similarly strange Speedy, Lafayette and Jazz were allowed.[/QUOTE] That's the most ridiculous reason for banning a name. Unisex names a good because you don't have to worry about if the baby is going to be a boy or girl. Besides on any important documents there will be a box for gender and if you meet them in person (hopefully) you'll be able to tell.
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