• Man obsessed with Fox News and GOP arrested for trying to kill his girlfriend three times after find
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[IMG]http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/David_Kappheim.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE=New Times]Son of Sam had talking dogs. This guy has Steve Doocy. Lake Park resident David A. Kappheim, who is apparently obsessed with Fox News and the Republican Party, is in jail after he threatened to kill his liberal girlfriend. According to a police report, the 60-year-old Kappheim was involved in a number of incidents with his 59-year-old girlfriend before getting arrested. For starters, he showed up to her friend's house totally naked. Later, he tried to strangle his lady, then kill her in a car crash. When she called the cops and they asked him what's the deal with all the nakedness and the wanting-to-strangle-his-girlfriend shenanigans, he told them that "he was very conservative and she was liberal." So "he felt that we was going to have to kill her." All righty. Kappheim admitted to Palm Beach County cops that he tried to kill his girlfriend -- whose name was withheld from the police report -- three times. The couple had been living together, but eventually she grew tired of all the crazy and asked him to move out. Kappheim asked to borrow her car so he can get his stuff. She said yes, but he had to take her to work first, and already you know that this ride-to-work idea isn't going to end well. On the way to her job, Kappheim allegedly started driving "recklessly," and when she pleaded with him not to kill her, he apparently started laughing maniacally. Showing up to her friend's house ass-raving naked should have maybe tipped her off that getting into a vehicle with this dude wasn't such a swell idea. When cops cuffed him, Kappheim threw a fit and kicked a sheriff's car door, knocking it out of alignment. Deputies found papers and documents that led them to believe Kappheim was "obsessed with Fox News and the Republican Party." Kappheim is being held at the Palm Bach County jail without bail after cops arrested him on Tuesday. He is facing charges of domestic battery, aggravated assault, and criminal mischief. [/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/08/cops_arrest_man_obsessed_with.php[/url]
fucking... really?
I now have reason to be afraid of my mom
That's so retarded.
he was once a happy man, before being convinced to try some fox twelve years later he is a full blown fox addict, mind shot to pieces, a nude maniac such are the effects of fox news addiction
Glaber?
[QUOTE=Wiggles;37486104]Glaber?[/QUOTE] I wonder if glaber knows that this is the kind of people he's associated.
Ban fox [editline]31st August 2012[/editline] which would be a good thing
It's not like she was like having an affair or hiding something even bigger. I don't see why he overreacted.
clearly the only reason that this tried to kill his girlfriend is because he's a scumbag republican liberal hater, not because he's mentally unstable.
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;37486027]When cops cuffed him, Kappheim threw a fit and kicked a sheriff's car door, knocking it out of alignment.[/QUOTE] That [B]BASTARD[/B]
It's not like she had a dick or anything. I don't see why he overreacted.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;37486115]I wonder if glaber knows that this is the kind of people he's associated.[/QUOTE] Now now, lets not become NonCorporeal. [editline]31st August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=zacht_180;37486203]It's not like she had a dick or anything. I don't see why he overreacted.[/QUOTE] I hope you're not implying that he would have been justified in what he did if she had a dick.
[QUOTE=Blazyd;37486154]It's not like she was like having an affair or hiding something even bigger. I don't see why he overreacted.[/QUOTE] Clearly have never watched Fox News then. Hell, if even 1% of the people who watch that believes any of the stuff they say legitimately, I wonder why there aren't more people that go on crazy liberal-murdering rampages every day. Probably because their mind sub-consciously knows it's bullshit but goes along with it anyways because they are not happy people.
What if this is some kind of Manchurian Candidate? No, don't scroll down, listen to me. The GOP wants to cultivate the perfect candidate to take down their arch nemesis-es, the democrats. So they abduct a couple babies and brainwash them. Only one proves slightly successful, and that man is Mitt Romney. He is implanted in Mexico among American Mormons who then move into the United States with him. He grows up to be rich and successful, until one day his brainwashing is subconsciously activated because he saw a black man become president. He runs for president. The washouts, who failed to be properly brainwashed are released onto the street. THIS GUY is one of the washouts, and for some reason he is obsessed with Fox and the GOP, and he doesn't know why. We know why. He has gone insane from the residual effects of the attempted brainwashing. It all makes sense. Source:infowars
[QUOTE=Blazyd;37486154]It's not like she was like having an affair or hiding something even bigger. I don't see why he overreacted.[/QUOTE] Are you implying that trying to kill someone over an affair wouldn't be an overreaction? Seriously what is with people thinking affairs justify any kind of violence?
[QUOTE=Wiggles;37486104]Glaber?[/QUOTE] glaber isn't beyond rationality, murderous crazy it's just that some of the things he says are objectively stupid
[QUOTE=MightyMax;37486115]I wonder if glaber knows that this is the kind of people he's associated.[/QUOTE] well that's hardly fair. you know, there are completely batshit insane liberal people as well don't be so one sided
I'm never getting in a car with Glaber. [editline]31st August 2012[/editline] Or Ridge
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;37486340]there are completely batshit insane liberal people as well[/QUOTE] Well, these people come to mind :v: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c[/MEDIA] I guess there are some batshit insane liberals out there as well.
Guys see this thread? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1208939[/url] Let's not turn this one into that.
[QUOTE=Blazyd;37486154]It's not like she was like having an affair or hiding something even bigger.[/QUOTE] reverse breaking bad
When did Glaber post the last time?
[QUOTE=Killuah;37486537]When did Glaber post the last time?[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1152219&p=37485988&highlight=#post37485988[/url]
[QUOTE=Ownederd;37486579][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1152219&p=37485988&highlight=#post37485988[/url][/QUOTE] I only just now got the meaning of "Rush" in Glaber's title. I thought it meant the Prog Rock band and was thoroughly confused
[QUOTE=lavacano;37487031]I only just now got the meaning of "Rush" in Glaber's title. I thought it meant the Prog Rock band and was thoroughly confused[/QUOTE] And I don't even know of the band.
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;37486127']Ban fox [editline]31st August 2012[/editline] which would be a good thing[/QUOTE] don't ban Fox, Red Eye is actually pretty good
Does this mean I should hide from my room-mate? Oh god :v:
It's a good thing I got blades just in case my batshit insane father tries to do the same damn thing to me. Fox news and rush lumbrough addicts...
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;37486027]When cops cuffed him, Kappheim threw a fit and kicked a sheriff's car door, knocking it out of alignment.[/QUOTE] Death penalty.
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