• Dogs chew off 6-month-old's testicles
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[url]http://cbs2.com/local/infant.attacked.dog.2.1619910.html[/url] [release]Two large dogs have chewed off the testicles of a 6-month-old boy strapped in a baby carrier and left alone in a Riverside County apartment. Murrieta police say the 22-year-old mother Carrie McKinney had left the baby in a car seat on the floor in her boyfriend's apartment on Saturday. Sgt. Bob Landwehr says the woman and her boyfriend, Doug Ritchey, left the room when pit bull and pit bull mix attacked the baby, tearing off the infant's diaper and biting his scrotum. The baby was taken first to a hospital, then to Loma Linda University Medical Center for surgery, Murrieta police Sgt. James Ganley said. The boy lost his testicles. McKinney has temporarily lost custody of the infant and could potentially face criminal neglect charges, Ganley said. Child Protective Services took the baby from the mother. The dogs will be euthanized.[/release] That's nuts.
Front page cuts the title off at "Dogs chew off 6-month-old's...". I was dreading the word to come
haha
I wont lie, I laughed, but that is still terrible.
Looking at the title made me cringe.
Oh god the puns And its gonna suck that the kid won't be able to have kids But then again considering how smart the mom must be maybe its good this gene pool was given some chlorine
oh god [editline]08:28PM[/editline] Those dogs have balls
Bad parents...
Dogs love meatballs.
Oh lawd. Just no.
This is to disheartening to make a joke about :(
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;21259210]Oh god the puns And its gonna suck that the kid won't be able to have kids But then again considering how smart the mom must be maybe its good this gene pool was given some chlorine[/QUOTE] It comes down to how you're raised. Don't punish the child for the parent's mistake and all that.
You gotta have balls to make a pun up in this thread.
:gonk:
OF COURSE, its always pit bulls.
This kind of news always sucks balls...
Jesus christ, I feel horrible for the kid. And his balls.
The kid wouldn't have the [i]balls[/i] to attempt anything in the future
pit [i]balls[/i]
Gonna suck when he is older and his parents tell him this.
Girl: "Hey baby, want to have sex?" Boy: "Sure..." Girl: "OH MY GOD. YOU'RE A FEMALE?!"
I guess he'll never drop his balls :smith:
[QUOTE=w 1 z;21259333]I guess he'll never drop his balls :smith:[/QUOTE] It's time to retire your 50 puns in this thread.
[quote]The boy lost his testicles.[/quote] I lost it at that part. It sounds so funny.
[QUOTE=Roof;21259343]It's time to retire your 50 puns in this thread.[/QUOTE] Guess I sorta dropped the ball on that one. Ok, I'm done.
I feel bad for both the dogs and the baby. It's wrong they chewed off the babies nuts, but I don't think they should be killed.
Furry Temptations On Topic: Poor SOB.
Oh my god. The kid won't even realize it, he'll go through his young child life thinking that he is normal, when in fact he is different from the rest. I can't imagine how he'll react when the truth finally hits him. What can a parent do at this point in time? Sex change? Hormone supplements?
Wait till get hits 13 when he learns his isn't normal.
[QUOTE=Kidd;21259509]Wait till get hits 13 when he learns his isn't normal.[/QUOTE] What if he is super sheltered, skips all the sex ed courses, doesn't watch porn due to decreased sex drive because he doesn't have testicles, and finally the day he goes fuck a girl he figures out he has no balls. It's a far cry but I think it makes a good B-movie plot.
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