• Somali Islamists offer 10 camels as bounty for Obama
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[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;36265462]You can milk just about anything with nipples.[/QUOTE] You can't milk me. And I have nipples.
[QUOTE=Jackald;36265833]You can't milk me. And I have nipples.[/QUOTE] anything [I]female[/I]
Twelve or no deal
Beg to differ, what about witches milk or what ever its called.
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;36261432]Cheap bastards, the father of a (girl) friend of mine got offered 32 camels when he went to egypt in exchange for her hand in marriage :v: (he declined it of course)[/QUOTE] Some Egyptian man offered me three camels for my mum.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;36264761]You guys really aren't taking inflation into account. Sure, 10 camels might seem good now, but camels have been falling in value since the great hump bubble of '06. By 2014 10 camels will be worth a measly 4 chickens.[/QUOTE] All the more reason to grab it now. Get the reward and then trade it for something that'll hold its value.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;36265860]anything [I]female[/I][/QUOTE] I beg to differ
[QUOTE=Carlito;36265350]Yep, you can milk camels, the milk is pretty watery and very low in lactose, though.[/QUOTE] I'm lactose intolerant, works for me!
Obama should turn himself in then escape on the camels looking like the most badass president ever.
[QUOTE=Strike 86;36264818]Al-Shabaab is the Somalian cell of Al-Qaeda, so I don't think this is satirical - just woefully ignorant and misinformed. They've probably never ever seen any Americans, let alone know about their history or culture well enough to know about the White House.[/QUOTE] You could stall them using this. Give them the name "White House" and they'll start raiding all the houses in the area that were painted white.
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Maybe it will end up like tropico, and they will be sent to someone else or something so they will send you cash instead.
What a good deal, who wouldn't take it.
WHAT A STEAL
There is a Black Hawk Down reference in here somewhere.
[quote] MOGADISHU: Somalia’s al-Qaeda-allied Shebab rebels on Saturday [B]mocked a US offer[/B] of up to $33 million for tip-offs enabling the arrest of its top leaders, saying they would give 10 camels to anyone who helped locate Barack Obama. The highest price put up by the US State Department on Thursday was for Shebab chief Ahmed Abdi aw-Mohamed — more commonly known as Godane or Abu Zubayr — with a $7 million bounty for information on where he is hiding. “I can assure you that these kind of things will never dissuade us from continuing the holy war against them,” said another senior Shebab leader, Fuad Mohamed Khalaf, or “Shongole”, in a message carried on several websites. “There is nothing new in the fact that infidels pay to have Muslim leaders killed. They already did that by offering camels for the head of Prophet Mohammed, and the dollar is the camel of today,” he said. He was referring to an offer of 100 camels made for Mohammed when he was fleeing Mecca for Medina, according to the Quran. Khalaf added: “Whoever informs the mujahideen fighters of the place where Obama can be found will get 10 camels [B]and for (US Secretary of State Hillary) Clinton, we will offer 10 roosters and 10 hens[/B].” The State Department said in a statement announcing the bounty for seven Shebab leaders that “the group is responsible for the killing of thousands of Somali civilians, Somali peace activists, international aid workers, journalists and African Union peacekeepers”. The Shebab still control large parts of southern Somalia, but African Union troops, government forces and Ethiopian soldiers have clawed back several key bases from the insurgents in recent months. [/quote] Idk why CNN says its 2 camels for Hilary, other sources indicate 10 hens and 10 roosters Maybe CNN knows the conversion rates :v:
Here you go, Somali Islamists [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Rodham_Clinton[/url] I want my two camels please
Holy shit that's more camels than I make in a year.
[QUOTE=kaine123;36272621]Holy shit that's more camels than I make in a year.[/QUOTE] Are you kidding, I can't make that many in my entire life!
That really does sound tempting. I could do a lot with ten camels.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;36275556]Are you kidding, I can't make that many in my entire life![/QUOTE] Wait, how does one [B][I]make[/I][/B] a camel?
[QUOTE=Failure;36275773]Wait, how does one [B][I]make[/I][/B] a camel?[/QUOTE] procreation with another camel.
[QUOTE=JustGman;36264790]Which is why you trade them in for 20 goats, the goat market is really looking good this quarter. The exchange rate of camels to goats is rising though, so you'd better kidnap Obama soon.[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=48539&dateline=1335907980[/thumb] dont trust this man, he sold me 4 chickens for 3 camels!
[QUOTE=J!NX;36275946][thumb]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=48539&dateline=1335907980[/thumb] dont trust this man, he sold me 4 chickens for 3 camels![/QUOTE] Pfft Jews. :v:
You know what'd be funny, if someone actually took him out, just for the camels, not for personal reasons, religious extremist views, or general insanity, but because they needed 10 free camels.
[QUOTE=Jackald;36265833]You can't milk me. And I have nipples.[/QUOTE] Give me your address and a plane ticket, and I'll prove you wrong.
Throw in 2 chickens and it's a deal.
"through its Rewards for Justice program." I don't know, if you were patient enough and got past the annoying bidding system on quibids, I reckon you could get a couple camels for the price of several chickens. [editline]11th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;36267148]hey CNN spam mail isn't news. unless you wanna report on how i denied the great Salaudin Sade his final death wish:[/QUOTE] " I believe everyone will die someday" I don't share this belief at all, completely unproven.
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;36261432]Cheap bastards, the father of a (girl) friend of mine got offered 32 camels when he went to egypt in exchange for her hand in marriage :v: (he declined it of course)[/QUOTE] Got offered 100 camels for my mom.
[QUOTE=kaven;36283459]Got offered 100 camels for my mom.[/QUOTE] Hey man sorry to burst your bubble but we're not discussing how many camels we were offered to carry our mothers.
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