• Now that's classy: Dunkin' Donuts worker puts snot in cops' coffee, busted by video monitors, failed
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[release][h2]Coffee shop worker adds mucus to cops' coffee[/h2] [url=http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/crime_files/mug_shots/coffee-shop-worker-adds-mucus-to-cops-coffee-20110729]//Source: My Fox Boston[/url] ______________________________ [img]http://media2.myfoxboston.com//photo/2011/07/29/hildreth_20110729111756_640_480.JPG[/img] [i]Christopher "Boogerman" Hildreth[/i] JAFFREY, N.H. (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A former Dunkin' Donuts employee is accused of adding "nasal mucus" to the coffees of two Jaffrey police officers. Christopher Hildreth, 20, has been charged with two counts of attempted simple assault. Two police officers went to the Dunkin' Donuts on Peterborough Street June 19 and ordered two cups of coffee from Hildreth, according to authorities. They said Hildreth took two coffee cups and then went to the back room to make the coffee. According to the affidavit, the officers found his behavior odd because they had ordered coffee from Hildreth before and never saw him go out back to make coffee. And what the officers saw Hildreth do next will disturb you. Watching from a store-front video monitor which shows a view of the back room, police say they saw Hildreth put nasal mucus into the cups. The officers later returned the coffees and contacted the manager to review the surveillance tapes. Hildreth was terminated shortly after the store manager reviewed the tape.[/release] ...and this is why, I'd rather home brew my own coffee.
What a classy and inspiring looking being.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC2RYn5Z3Og[/media]
[QUOTE=Nikota;31431750]What a classy and inspiring looking being.[/QUOTE] I hope he gets a fair trial.
fuck the police
[QUOTE=Mon;31431753][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC2RYn5Z3Og[/media][/QUOTE] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2487/3957646693_dfc77514b9_b.jpg[/img] [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] Probably how the cups of coffee looked like :barf:
Rule #1: If you want to fuck with your customers, make sure you turn teh camera away first. :v:
[img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-barf.gif[/img]
I love these "FUCK THA PO LEEECE" idiots, they always do something amusingly stupid.
I'm fairly certain I'd be able to detect the presence of snot in my cup of coffee right away. One of the key indicators would be there'd be something floating in there that is not coffee. Also, isn't "nasal mucus" a bit redundant? I tried desperately to imagine other forms of bodily mucus, but I came up pretty empty. I mean, I tried to imagine "anal mucus" but honestly all I can think of is me squatting over an ant hill, grunting hard and then a spray of snot violently flies out my ass complete with nose-blowing sound. Pretty sure that does not exist, because if it did then maybe they caught him on camera on a [i]good[/i] day.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31431713][img]http://media2.myfoxboston.com//photo/2011/07/29/hildreth_20110729111756_640_480.JPG[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://blog.planet5d.com/wp-content/uploads/crested-black-macaque-self-portrait-photo-by-David-J-Slater.jpg[/IMG]
The guy even looks like a shitbag...
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;31432278]I'm fairly certain I'd be able to detect the presence of snot in my cup of coffee right away. One of the key indicators would be there'd be something floating in there that is not coffee. Also, isn't "nasal mucus" a bit redundant? I tried desperately to imagine other forms of bodily mucus, but I came up pretty empty. I mean, I tried to imagine "anal mucus" but honestly all I can think of is me squatting over an ant hill, grunting hard and then a spray of snot violently flies out my ass complete with nose-blowing sound. Pretty sure that does not exist, because if it did then maybe they caught him on camera on a [i]good[/i] day.[/QUOTE] Your stomach is coated in a protective mucus to stop it from digesting itself.
You do NOT touch a Cop's coffee. EVER. PERIOD.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;31443361]You do NOT touch a Cop's coffee. EVER. PERIOD.[/QUOTE] what if you're the guy making it
[QUOTE=RichyZ;31443377]what if you're the guy making it[/QUOTE] Use telekinesis.
this is why I only brew at home / from machines.
He got fired? Is that it? No fines or jail?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;31443966]He got fired? Is that it? No fines or jail?[/QUOTE] A fine would be ok, but jail? what the fuck? Snot won't kill you, you'll just puke or gag, why jail?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;31443966]He got fired? Is that it? No fines or jail?[/QUOTE] "Christopher Hildreth, 20, has been charged with two counts of attempted simple assault."
[QUOTE=J!NX;31443983]A fine would be ok, but jail? what the fuck? Snot won't kill you, you'll just puke or gag, why jail?[/QUOTE] Jail might be a little extreme, but it's still putting bodily waste in someone's food, which I consider pretty bad.
Yeah it breaks some health safety standard for sure.
All glory to the Homebrews.
That's snot a way to treat an officer. xD
I work at Dunkin Donuts and we give all the cops free coffee. They tip well :v:
[QUOTE=its shortie;31450402]I work at Dunkin Donuts and we give all the cops free coffee. They tip well :v:[/QUOTE] Free coffee? I'm against that. Cops should pay like everyone else.
[QUOTE=J!NX;31443462]this is why I only brew at home / from machines.[/QUOTE] Every place that sells coffee you can see your coffee being made in plain sight as long as you go inside. Are you sure it's not an inability to interact with people?
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31450906]Free coffee? I'm against that. Cops should pay like everyone else.[/QUOTE] A lot of places give cops free coffee because they work long shifts and stay up really late, and patrol all into the night. So they get really tired. It's not like the cops are going around harassing workers and making the shops pay protection coffee or something.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;31451960]A lot of places give cops free coffee because they work long shifts and stay up really late, and patrol all into the night. So they get really tired. It's not like the cops are going around harassing workers and making the shops pay protection coffee or something.[/QUOTE] give cops free coffee as a bribe so you can sell weed needles in your coffee shop the perfect plan, i'm on to you
With a nose like that I bet it was snot hard to do that.
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