• Sydney firm offers "Brothel Buster Investigator" job - having sex with prostitutes for $70k a year
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[url]http://www.news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8410960/nsw-firm-seeks-brothel-sex-inspector[/url] [release]It’s billed as a bachelor’s dream job — being paid $70k annually to "partake of sexual services" at brothels in NSW on behalf of local councils. An advertisement for the job as a "Brothel Buster Investigator", placed by Lyonswood Investigations and Forensic Group in Sydney, was published in My Career in late January. Applicants were required to be unmarried and preferably single, to be willing to have protected sexual intercourse with prostitutes and to provide sworn evidence in court. Lyonswood operations manager Lachlan Jarvis told ninemsn it was a completely legal service the company had provided for local councils in NSW for many years. Councils hire the investigator to visit suspected illegal brothels and gather evidence to prove they are offering sexual services, Mr Jarvis said. "Some [jobs] require the offering of sexual services, some actually require the partaking of sexual services … because it is considered the most convincing evidence," he said. Lyonswood, which is based in the Sydney suburb of Drummoyne, conducts about 10 to 20 brothel investigations each year, and the job often puts investigators in situations most people only see in movies. "We have a filing cabinet of cases that would blow you away," Mr Jarvis said. He recalled one incident years ago when an investigator rigged up a hidden camera in a bolo tie to film two prostitutes performing sex acts on a stage. "It was all going swimmingly, we were getting the evidence, until shortly into the performance the camera malfunctioned and smoke started coming from the string tie," he said. "We looked down and the camera had caught fire, the investigator obviously beat a hasty retreat — it gives a whole new meaning to the term hot under the collar." Investigators often come across other illegal activity at the brothels, including sex trafficking, weapons, improper fire exits, breaches of health and safety and incorrect disposal of waste, Mr Jarvis said. Not surprisingly, Mr Jarvis said the ad proved popular with Sydney job seekers. "We had dozens [of people] if not more than that apply, it was certainly a popular job," he said, "the perfect job for a male." Applicants were required to have a private investigator licence, awareness of occupational health and safety, and good command of written and spoken English. [b]Mr Jarvis said the position had since been filled.[/b] [/release] The dream job of every man.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;34459785] [release] [b]Mr Jarvis said the position had since been filled.[/b] [/release] [/QUOTE] [B][U][I]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.[/I][/U][/B]
It's a fun job, lets me go on vacation pretty often.
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[quote]Investigators often come across other illegal activity at the brothels, including sex trafficking, weapons, improper fire exits, breaches of health and safety and incorrect disposal of waste, Mr Jarvis said.[/quote] Having to be on the lookout for those things probably doesn't make it [i]the[/i] dream job, but still that's pretty amazing.
There'd be a high risk of catching an STD.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;34459883]There'd be a high risk of catching an STD.[/QUOTE] Maybe a parasite, but other than that no. He'll obviously be using a condom.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34459893]Maybe a parasite[/QUOTE] [B][h2]UHHHHHHHHHHHH[/h2][/B] Wouldn't that be...worse?
Holy shit I could have applied for this!
[QUOTE=ewitwins;34459916][B][h2]UHHHHHHHHHHHH[/h2][/B] Wouldn't that be...worse?[/QUOTE] No, it's just annoying at best. Itchy crotch etc. It's not like it's AIDS.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34459893]Maybe a parasite, but other than that no. He'll obviously be using a condom.[/QUOTE] That'd still suck.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34459954]No, it's just annoying at best. Itchy crotch etc. It's not like it's AIDS.[/QUOTE] What if the parasite has AIDS?
Could still get herpes and that once you get the herp, that shit's not going anywhere
If there's something strange....in your hooker's cunts....who you gonna call...BROTHEL BUSTERS!
[QUOTE]He recalled one incident years ago when an investigator rigged up a hidden camera in a bolo tie to film two prostitutes performing sex acts on a stage. "It was all going swimmingly, we were getting the evidence, until shortly into the performance the camera malfunctioned and smoke started coming from the string tie," he said. "We looked down and the camera had caught fire, the investigator obviously beat a hasty retreat — it gives a whole new meaning to the term hot under the collar."[/QUOTE] Hot.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34459893]Maybe a parasite, but other than that no. He'll obviously be using a condom.[/QUOTE] flesh eating one on the loins I would never touch a prostitute.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;34460210]If there's something strange....in your hooker's cunts....who you gonna call...BROTHEL BUSTERS![/QUOTE]Starring bill murray. Would so watch that movie! This job sounds like alot of fun but all it takes is one STD to ruin it and your life. I'd be unsure of what to go with.
Want [i]want[/i] [b][i]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT[/i][/b]
Hot damn, if we offered jobs like this, unemployment would be gone in a week, tops.
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;34461334]Hot damn, if we offered jobs like this, unemployment would be gone in a week, tops.[/QUOTE] ...And the population balanced! Or back-fire.
"We have a filing cabinet of cases that would [B]blow[/B] you away," Mr Jarvis said. heheheh, you don't say.
"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;34460210]If there's something strange....in your hooker's cunts....who you gonna call...BROTHEL BUSTERS![/QUOTE] I ain't afraid of no AIDS
[QUOTE=jip;34459987]What if the parasite has AIDS?[/QUOTE] HIV stands for Human immunodeficiency virus go figure
Needs hazard pay...
[quote]Mr Jarvis said the [B]position[/B] had since been [B]filled.[/B][/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9eAzb-Yuzw&feature=related[/media]
Let's not forget that the job is still dangerous, he can also contract STDs easily, and won't be able to hold down a serious relationship for the duration of his job.
Who wants to stick his penis in a women where 10000 other penisses have been.
[QUOTE=Mosquito;34462219]Who wants to stick his penis in a women where 10000 other penisses have been.[/QUOTE] your dad hhaha
[QUOTE=Mosquito;34462219]Who wants to stick his penis in a women where 10000 other penisses have been.[/QUOTE] How about every man in the world who isn't afraid of vagina? [editline]30th January 2012[/editline] excluding homosexuals and women.
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