• Major Update Speculation Thread V2: Revenge of the Tobor
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[QUOTE=alpha00zero;36035243]I would go towards the 5 shot clip and a lever reload animation (aka Scattergun's). Plus, "Mule Molester" is a direct parody of the name "Cow Mangler", except it as an alliteration and we might get a M2 function... somewhere... I dunno... But be sure, you won't see the FAN 2-shell reload on that one. It would go with the other Grordbort weapons (Bison, CM5K and Pomson) that have crank-to-reload levers.[/QUOTE] That's how I feel, it'll have a clip size higher than the FaN, but under the Scattergun. and oh god I cannot wait to hear the reload sound, I LOVE the reloading sounds for all of the grodbort weapons man.
[QUOTE=The Calzone;36034839]if I were to keep everything that I had saved up over the past half a year I'd be the richest son of a bitch in TF2, I bet reckon I can whip up a good bit of stuff in the one or two weeks we've got left until the show starts[/QUOTE] Once you use up all of your metal/keys, how do you recover from this? I haven't quite figured this out save for spending real money for more keys.
[QUOTE=LeeMelvin;36035487]Once you use up all of your metal/keys, how do you recover from this? I haven't quite figured this out save for spending real money for more keys.[/QUOTE] You ever seen the movie "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?" It's kinda like that.
[B]Justifiable release dates for Meet the Pyro[/B] [table="width: 500, class: outer_border"] [tr] [td]First "Meet the" video anniversary[/td] [td](May 14th [sp]We need a time machine to make this one work[/sp])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]MVM[/td] [td](ETA: Whenever) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Original Pyro update anniversary[/td] [td](May 21st, which is today if you have a [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/EngineercomicNT07.jpg]moustache[/url])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]The Second Annual Saxxies[/td] [td](ETA: Never)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]E3 [/td] [td](June 5th - 7th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Über Update anniversary[/td] [td](June 23rd. Conagher and the Medic preserved life, the pyro has come to claim it)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]300th update[/td] [td](ETA: first week of July)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Mannconomy anniversary[/td] [td](September 30th) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Orangebox 5th year anniversary[/td] [td](October 9th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Halloween update [/td] [td](ETA: October 27th - 29th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Australian Christmas AKA: End of the World[/td] [td](ETA December - December 23rd.) [/td] [/tr] [/table] What am I missing?
i'll place 5x Rainbows on today
Not TF2 related, but still [b]OVERKILL announces co-operative initiative between PAYDAY: The Heist and Left 4 Dead![/b] [quote]Ulf Andersson, Game Director at OVERKILL, has released the following statement: “As perceptive gamers will have noticed, several hints have recently been dropped into PAYDAY The Heist, which has led to various rumors. We are excited to be able to confirm that an in-depth collaboration between OVERKILL and Valve is currently in production. We are working on a very cool blend of PAYDAY and Left 4 Dead. I am sure it is so exciting that it will have some players check into the hospital before we are done.” Keep an eye out for more on this infectious and developing story.[/quote] [url]http://www.overkillsoftware.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=Damoman;36036607][B]Justifiable release dates for Meet the Pyro[/B] [table="width: 500, class: outer_border"] [tr] [td]First "Meet the" video anniversary[/td] [td](May 14th [sp]We need a time machine to make this one work[/sp])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]MVM[/td] [td](ETA: Whenever) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Original Pyro update anniversary[/td] [td](May 21st, which is today if you have a [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/EngineercomicNT07.jpg]moustache[/url])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]The Second Annual Saxxies[/td] [td](ETA: Never)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]E3 [/td] [td](June 5th - 7th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Über Update anniversary[/td] [td](June 23rd. Conagher and the Medic preserved life, the pyro has come to claim it)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]300th update[/td] [td](ETA: first week of July)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Mannconomy anniversary[/td] [td](September 30th) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Orangebox 5th year anniversary[/td] [td](October 9th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Halloween update [/td] [td](ETA: October 27th - 29th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Australian Christmas AKA: End of the World[/td] [td](ETA December - December 23rd.) [/td] [/tr] [/table] What am I missing?[/QUOTE] it's 1 day after the end of the world.
[QUOTE=COSTA;36038528]Not TF2 related, but still [b]OVERKILL announces co-operative initiative between PAYDAY: The Heist and Left 4 Dead![/b] [url]http://www.overkillsoftware.com/[/url][/QUOTE] heh, I just came to post this. [editline]21st May 2012[/editline] it's actually DLC for both games. Payday gets No Mercy and L4D2 gets some kind of Payday map
[QUOTE=tso;36036653]i'll place 5x Rainbows on today[/QUOTE] Drew this real quick on my phone. Mmhnbws. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/Eanny/eeb4b1df.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Damoman;36036607][B]Justifiable release dates for Meet the Pyro[/B] [table="width: 500, class: outer_border"] [tr] [td]First "Meet the" video anniversary[/td] [td](May 14th [sp]We need a time machine to make this one work[/sp])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]MVM[/td] [td](ETA: Whenever) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Original Pyro update anniversary[/td] [td](May 21st, which is today if you have a [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/EngineercomicNT07.jpg]moustache[/url])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]The Second Annual Saxxies[/td] [td](ETA: Never)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]E3 [/td] [td](June 5th - 7th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Über Update anniversary[/td] [td](June 23rd. Conagher and the Medic preserved life, the pyro has come to claim it)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]300th update[/td] [td](ETA: first week of July)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Mannconomy anniversary[/td] [td](September 30th) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Orangebox 5th year anniversary[/td] [td](October 9th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Halloween update [/td] [td](ETA: October 27th - 29th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Australian Christmas AKA: End of the World[/td] [td](ETA December - December 23rd.) [/td] [/tr] [/table] What am I missing?[/QUOTE] may 21st? tonight's clearly the night. for the fifth or sixth time but im sure this time is the one!!!
[QUOTE=COSTA;36038528]Not TF2 related, but still [b]OVERKILL announces co-operative initiative between PAYDAY: The Heist and Left 4 Dead![/b] [url]http://www.overkillsoftware.com/[/url][/QUOTE] Man it seems the last time TF2 got something like this was forever ago.
To be honest, I prefer that Valve take a break from TF2, go out to other things, and then come back refreshed with new ideas. Staying on one thing for a long period leads to burn-out.
[QUOTE=Damoman;36036607][B]Justifiable release dates for Meet the Pyro[/B] [table="width: 500, class: outer_border"] [tr] [td]First "Meet the" video anniversary[/td] [td](May 14th [sp]We need a time machine to make this one work[/sp])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]MVM[/td] [td](ETA: Whenever) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Original Pyro update anniversary[/td] [td](May 21st, which is today if you have a [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/EngineercomicNT07.jpg]moustache[/url])[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]The Second Annual Saxxies[/td] [td](ETA: Never)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]E3 [/td] [td](June 5th - 7th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Über Update anniversary[/td] [td](June 23rd. Conagher and the Medic preserved life, the pyro has come to claim it)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]300th update[/td] [td](ETA: first week of July)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Mannconomy anniversary[/td] [td](September 30th) [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Orangebox 5th year anniversary[/td] [td](October 9th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Halloween update [/td] [td](ETA: October 27th - 29th)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Australian Christmas AKA: End of the World[/td] [td](ETA December - December 23rd.) [/td] [/tr] [/table] What am I missing?[/QUOTE] Sorry to burst your bubble, but [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro_Update"]the Pyro update was NOT on May 21st[/URL]
MTP will be release sometime between June-August Becuase its [I]summer[/I] and its [I]hot[/I] and summer is the time where wildfires usually happen and schools out.
[QUOTE=UnrealCanine;36040687]Sorry to burst your bubble, but [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro_Update"]the Pyro update was NOT on May 21st[/URL][/QUOTE] The [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper_vs._Spy_Update"]Sniper vs. Spy Update[/URL] was, though. Close enough, right?
[QUOTE=Armisael;36040776]The [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper_vs._Spy_Update"]Sniper vs. Spy Update[/URL] was, though. Close enough, right?[/QUOTE] welcome to Facepunch, Armisael
[QUOTE=Armisael;36040776]The [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper_vs._Spy_Update"]Sniper vs. Spy Update[/URL] was, though. Close enough, right?[/QUOTE] Meet the Sniper/spy 2: electric boogaloo confirmed.
[QUOTE=Armisael;36040776]The [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper_vs._Spy_Update"]Sniper vs. Spy Update[/URL] was, though. Close enough, right?[/QUOTE] Look at this guy everyone. This is a great guy.
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[QUOTE=UnrealCanine;36040687]Sorry to burst your bubble, but [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro_Update"]the Pyro update was NOT on May 21st[/URL][/QUOTE] As I said, June 19th is a Thursday this year, meaning that there will be a update on the June 19th.
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36035256]and convenient for Valve, the Scout already has these animations[/QUOTE] Only the Medic's Mercy Killer reload is still problematic. Unless, like I posted a few weeks back, they: 1- ...use a similar animation to the Bison. 2- ...make it like the Manmelter (unlikely but possible). 3- ... literally take the Soldier's reload, copy them and rig them to the Medic' c_arms. 4- ... eat a donut. (huh!?)
In all this excitement, I had forgotten about those Medic and Scout Grordbort packs. I assume they will just be lumped together in whichever update is on the horizon. I am completely indifferent to the Scout, but a new medi-gun sounds promising.
[QUOTE=AtomicKirb;36041465]In all this excitement, I had forgotten about those Medic and Scout Grordbort packs. I assume they will just be lumped together in whichever update is on the horizon. I am completely indifferent to the Scout, but a new medi-gun sounds promising.[/QUOTE] The mercy killer sounds good too, with no need for ammo, it means as a medic you don't have to collect dropped weapons or ammo boxes, leaving them for teammates instead. Yes I know that as a Medic you should be using your medigun 80% of the time but sometimes having ANYONE friendly with you shooting at the enemy is nice.
[QUOTE=UnrealCanine;36040687]Sorry to burst your bubble, but [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro_Update"]the Pyro update was NOT on May 21st[/URL][/QUOTE] [url]http://teamfortress.com/history.php[/url]
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;36042163][url]http://teamfortress.com/history.php[/url][/QUOTE] [url]http://store.steampowered.com/news/1635/[/url] [url]http://tf2.com/post.php?id=1654[/url] My entire post history will consist of comments on this issue.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;36041000]Look at this guy everyone. This is a great guy.[/QUOTE] do you know those neat Wiki demos of every weapon EVER? Yea... [editline]21st May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=alpha00zero;36041434]Only the Medic's Mercy Killer reload is still problematic. Unless, like I posted a few weeks back, they: 1- ...use a similar animation to the Bison. 2- ...make it like the Manmelter (unlikely but possible). 3- ... literally take the Soldier's reload, copy them and rig them to the Medic' c_arms. 4- ... eat a donut. (huh!?)[/QUOTE] 5- Gerryrig the needlegun animations
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36042472]do you know those neat Wiki demos of every weapon EVER? Yea...[/QUOTE] I know.
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36042472]do you know those neat Wiki demos of every weapon EVER? Yea... [editline]21st May 2012[/editline] 5- Gerryrig the needlegun animations[/QUOTE] Hum... I guess. Instead of letting the back piece fall, they use the last section of the reload and reverse it to have the illusion it looks like the Bison pump... with a bit of rework of course. Good thinking.
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36042472]do you know those neat Wiki demos of every weapon EVER? Yea...[/QUOTE] Soon you will run out of weapons and will have to make videos about hats
[QUOTE=Armisael;36042313][url]http://store.steampowered.com/news/1635/[/url] [url]http://tf2.com/post.php?id=1654[/url] My entire post history will consist of comments on this issue.[/QUOTE] I'm not entirely sure where the dates for the updates come from on the history page- as the gold rush update was -released- on April 29th, but the history page shows February 24th. It's probably the day it was announced.
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