• Pyromania!
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[release][IMG]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/images/pyromania_title.gif[/IMG] [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/[/url] [b]DAY 1:[/b] [URL=http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/doomsday/]New game mode, Doomsday, is announced.[/URL] [QUOTE]Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It's the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania '69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the stars.[/QUOTE] Looks like a mix of KotH and scavenge from L4D2, but nobody knows how it'll play out for sure. [URL=http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/index.html]Secret link, click the banana on the bottom of the update page.[/URL] [B]DAY 2:[/B] - New hidden link! Look to the right of yesterday's banana. Leads to [URL=http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/soldierhome/]a comic.[/URL] New item sets! -[B]Scout[/b] gets the [b]Public Enemy[/b] set, includes a new Scattergun that turns him into a Ferrari and he also gets a Pistol. -[B]Soldier[/b] gets the Dumpster Diver set, includes a Rocket Launcher that can shoot three rockets at once at the cost of accuracy. -[b]Sniper[/b] gets the Urban Professional set, includes a new Sniper that decapitates, therefore making it the highlight of the update. Also includes an SMG but who cares everyone uses Jarate anyway. -[B]Pyro[/b] gets a flare gun that knocks people back and that's it. He'll probably get some more toys in Day 3. [/release]
My PANTS are on FIRE
Oh god whats going on.
At first I didn't believe... but
hot
IT'S HAPPENING!!
Oh hello Meet The [B]Pyro[/B]
Clicked for RickRoll... WAIT HOLY SHIT
Excitement!
[video=youtube;ZZ5LpwO-An4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4[/video]
so the new gamemode is kinda like KOTH mixed with L4D2's gas collecting?
I'm burning alive!
Hey, that's pretty cool! but uh not to sound entitled or impatient or anything but is that really all we get to see today? a vague explanation of a new gamemode that sounds a bit like a port of that one Left 4 Dead gas can game?
ASCEND!
This page is now my homepage for the next 3 days.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBKlm-RX2zU[/media] I'M READY VALVE [B]TAKE ME[/B]
i will be awake all 50 hours
[code]Pyromania: Day One June 25, 2012 - TF2 Team You read that right (presumably): the long-awaited final Meet the Team short, Meet the Pyro, is dropping in less than three days, and we decided to assemble a massive update to celebrate it. That only left the issue of what to call the update. Luckily, at the very moment we were thinking about it, someone turned on the radio. Guess what song was on? That's right: 'Safety Dance'. "That's a pretty catchy song," we said. "Who sings that?" Well, we don't want to upset you, so we won't type it here, but suffice it to say the band that wrote 'Safety Dance' has the most unthinkably offensive name we've ever heard. Then 'Rock of Ages' came on, off Def Leppard's album Pyromania, so we turned off the radio because it wasn't helping. Suddenly, no thanks at all to music, we came up with the name on our own: The Pyromania Update. Day One of Pyromania reveals Doomsday, a new map with a brand new game mode that lets you relive one of the darkest days in TF history. It's all pretty heartwrenching, until you discover you'll get achievements, which are also detailed in today's update. Keep your eyes open, folks. We'll be announcing a bunch of new stuff this week, right up until the premiere of Meet the Pyro this Wednesday. [/code]
Wait what the hell. Where's Tobor? I WANT ROBOTS, NOT THIS DUMB MONKEY
[quote]Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It's the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania '69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the stars.[/quote] I'm in tears
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD IT'S GONNA BE GREAT AND I KNOW IT
So that's what these soldier bomb hold animations were for!
WEDNESDAY?! HNNNNG
IT BEGINS.
Wait, so how does it work? They say it's a brand new gamemode but it sounds like Payload. Unless of course it is like Offensive CTF, picking up the briefcase and delivering it to the drop-off point.
[URL=http://imgur.com/BB9xP][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BB9xP.gif[/IMG][/URL] [B]MY BODY IS READY[/B]
Of course the day MtP comes out is one of my longest work days. Fuck
Bahahahaha Yes i am new and YES I LOVE THIS!MY PANTS ARE NOW FULL OF BODILY FLUIDS
I wonder what will be on the bottom of the page. It looks so empty. [t]http://i.imgur.com/NgMSj.png[/t]
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