• Do It Yourself Adventure! - Upward Lazy Scout
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Hello Facepunch... Originally posted this on the tf2 media page... Then some user told me to make a thread for it, which was a good idea so we wont get confused where the next picture of the story goes... Well Lets Start! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/J5sFf.jpg[/IMG] You are a scout who dozed off during setup time... You've been doing this for awhile which is starting to piss of your teammates... You promised them that you wont doze off in missions to come.. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YMMzd.jpg[/IMG] During your slumber you hear the administrator say "THE BOMB HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS!" which has waken you up... Not wanting to break your promise, you might wanna get there quickly..... What will you do next??
>look around and find your weapons
>inspect loadout.
[QUOTE=e_k_M;36117084]>look around and find your weapons[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q7uEy.jpg[/IMG] You find your weapons, as usual, in the resupply locker.... And your hat and headset.... [QUOTE=Man in the Moon;36117103]>inspect loadout.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/g3gul.jpg[/IMG] As you are new to your job...(you only completed 2 missions with your team) and your boss doesn't give you new ones because of your usual job performance, you just get your standard issue ones.....
>go look at the battlefield
kill myself
Request a dispenser.
[QUOTE=Rainbowmaker;36117489]>go look at the battlefield[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3Xmj2.jpg[/IMG] You proceed to run to join your team in pushing your cart...... [QUOTE=Ond kaja;36117490]kill myself[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6REVS.jpg[/IMG] You had the sudden urge to shoot yourself with your own pistol...You resist your temptation to do so and proceeds to just yell at the gun.... [QUOTE=JohnnyGoGo;36117709]Request a dispenser.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/x3mah.jpg[/IMG] You shouted for an Engie to build you a dispenser.... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RN5Yt.jpg[/IMG] A Friendly spy pops up and tells you to keep your tone down... As their is an enemy spy lurking near your location... What Will You Do Next????
Spycheck the BLU Spy. [editline]29th May 2012[/editline] If any part of him turns red, it means that he is a spy. And no, it's not blood!
>Call the red spy a baguette eating wanker in an attempt to enrage him into revealing himself.
what's a baguette?? oh nvm just googled what that means.... [editline]29th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=OffTheRoad;36118218]Spycheck the BLU Spy. [editline]29th May 2012[/editline] If any part of him turns red, it means that he is a spy. And no, it's not blood![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q5QGt.jpg[/IMG] Suspicious of the spy... you give him a bonk to the head.... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GlSTr.jpg[/IMG] Uh oh.... turns out friendly fire is on and you just knocked out your own teammate...... [QUOTE=Cam00;36118456]>Call the red spy a baguette eating wanker in an attempt to enrage him into revealing himself.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jYYk0.jpg[/IMG] you called him a baguette eating walker and you felt very guilty for doing so... Well that's it for today.... Good Night or Whatever it is in your timezone.... Just leave your commands below....... Have a Good Day or Night Everyone... :D
Punch the next person you meet in groin to establish superiority.
Get a spinach can from your pocket.
> masturbate furiously
> Skip to the end.
You don't know what a baguette is. I have no words to describe this situation
put up a shockingly suggestive furry spray near the enemy spawn.
>rape the spy
[t]http://i.imgur.com/x3mah.jpg[/t] oh god i lol'd
>learn not to type...... like this......... It is not fun to read...........
[QUOTE=lolperson;36118470]what's a baguette?? oh nvm just googled what that means.... [/QUOTE] you better be fucking kidding me
That reminds me, What ever happened to that Mod Stuck thread that was here?
[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;36121248]That reminds me, What ever happened to that Mod Stuck thread that was here?[/QUOTE] It died, which is quite common for these threads.
So, how long you think this one will take? A week maybe? Maybe 2?
That's pretty much how long it usually takes, unless he actually has motivation to keep this thread alive.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36120965]>learn not to type...... like this......... It is not fun to read...........[/QUOTE] ahahahah who even TPYES.....like that????????
You and lolperson so far. Plus Kirbyfactor.
[QUOTE=Hatley;36121479]ahahahah who even TPYES.....like that????????[/QUOTE] I don't know....man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>check up on Heavy's MSPaint Adventure
>Do a line of cocaine
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