• Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v2: "How do I sprint as Heavy?"
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[QUOTE=COSTA;35264605][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xWapg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Diamomond sounds like a rapper
Sounds like a modeler to me.
[QUOTE=Drakojan;35262738][t]http://i.imgur.com/h2XE8.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] it's like he wanted to type an actual sentence but gave up half way through
[QUOTE=Hilarious Pill;35163393][img]http://i.imgur.com/0RSnZ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2P7IT.gif[/img][/QUOTE] -snip-
[QUOTE=Suttles;35239543]Did you guys really join just to post here lmao[/QUOTE] Cause January is the new March
I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this... Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting. Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares Some other asshole: yea Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game. Asshole: so what a kill is a kill Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads. Asshole: yeah Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too. Some asshole: umad bro? Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish. Some asshole: like urmom Some other asshole: u got told man Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break. Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy. Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35267504]I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this... Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting. Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares Some other asshole: yea Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game. Asshole: so what a kill is a kill Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads. Asshole: yeah Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too. Some asshole: umad bro? Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish. Some asshole: like urmom Some other asshole: u got told man Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break. Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy. Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.[/QUOTE] Normally, I would agree that a kill is a kill, but I at least TRY to aim for the head unless I can't. Arguably MORE stuck-up than these guys are those who purposely miss an opportunity for a kill just because they'd rather not get the kill at all than get a bodyshot. But when I got to "Dude. I'm a heavy" and saw the response to that statement, I just burst out in laughter. In addition, the "Real snipers don't aim for the head" quip was funny because, though snipers do tend more to aim for center of mass/the heart as opposed to the head, it's completely irrelevant to TF2.
I hope you weren't Private Sprinkle Toast.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35267601]I hope you weren't Private Sprinkle Toast.[/QUOTE] [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/gwonam-is-fishing]His Steam URL[/url]
[QUOTE=t h e;35267825][url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/gwonam-is-fishing]His Steam URL[/url][/QUOTE] Well, that settles it. Ladies and gentlemen, [I]don your Crocostyle kits. We're going hunting.[/I]
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35268021]Well, that settles it. Ladies and gentlemen, [I]don your Crocostyle kits. We're going hunting.[/I][/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/avatar/257471.png?garryis=awesome[/img]
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35267504]I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this... Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting. Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares Some other asshole: yea Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game. Asshole: so what a kill is a kill Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads. Asshole: yeah Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too. Some asshole: umad bro? Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish. Some asshole: like urmom Some other asshole: u got told man Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break. Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy. Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.[/QUOTE] I always aim for the body since I use the sydney sleeper set. I love it when an enemy sniper and I are aiming right at each other and he shoots my head first and I shoot a split-second later. He dies, and I'm at 1 HP. It's glorious.
[QUOTE=NiceHotCupOfBro;35267600]Normally, I would agree that a kill is a kill, but I at least TRY to aim for the head unless I can't. Arguably MORE stuck-up than these guys are those who purposely miss an opportunity for a kill just because they'd rather not get the kill at all than get a bodyshot. But when I got to "Dude. I'm a heavy" and saw the response to that statement, I just burst out in laughter. In addition, the "Real snipers don't aim for the head" quip was funny because, though snipers do tend more to aim for center of mass/the heart as opposed to the head, it's completely irrelevant to TF2.[/QUOTE] Whenever target has circa 150 health, I go for body, if around 200, then the head. I shoot in the head those that need to be neutralized ASAP.
I remember the week after the Uber update came out, I went in an empty server with some friends to show the then-noobs the ropes. Then a random F2P person joined. He went Engie, I went Spy. He accused me of hacking, not dying, and (apparently) sent a reply AND report to Valve because I wouldn't die. I was using the Dead Ringer. Here's a little excript- [AoB]CupcakE : noob spy ? [AoB]CupcakE : NOOB [AoB]CupcakE : HACKER [AoB]CupcakE : spy hacker [AoB]CupcakE : fuck you cheater [AoB]CupcakE : HACKER [AoB]CupcakE : video *DEAD* ChickenMan99 : It's called the dead ringer ChickenMan99 : lrn2tf2 [AoB]CupcakE : HACKER [AoB]CupcakE : video [AoB]CupcakE : vac ban ChickenMan99 : Send it to valve, I dare you [AoB]CupcakE : you hacking [AoB]CupcakE : bitch cheater
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35267504]I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this... Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting. Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares Some other asshole: yea Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game. Asshole: so what a kill is a kill Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads. Asshole: yeah Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too. Some asshole: umad bro? Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish. Some asshole: like urmom Some other asshole: u got told man Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break. Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy. Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.[/QUOTE] b-b-but he ruined my K:D ratio!
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35268021]Well, that settles it. Ladies and gentlemen, [I]don your Crocostyle kits. We're going hunting.[/I][/QUOTE] any day.
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35267504]I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this... Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting. Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares Some other asshole: yea Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game. Asshole: so what a kill is a kill Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads. Asshole: yeah Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too. Some asshole: umad bro? Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish. Some asshole: like urmom Some other asshole: u got told man Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break. Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy. Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.[/QUOTE] So another words you got mad and started whining because you kept getting killed in a way you didn't like?
[QUOTE=kill3r;35272735]So another words you got mad and started whining because you kept getting killed in a way you didn't like?[/QUOTE] because he wasnt killed with honor!!
[QUOTE=Suttles;35254893]shes a girl.. get ur facts rite[/QUOTE] oshit a gurl? add me on steam plz u can be my gf i gib you hats.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35277495]oshit a gurl? add me on steam plz u can be my gf i gib you hats.[/QUOTE] Nigga she an scammer
[video=youtube;2oodTcjPPWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oodTcjPPWg[/video]
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35288049][video=youtube;2oodTcjPPWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oodTcjPPWg[/video][/QUOTE] im uh wow my voice
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35288049][video=youtube;2oodTcjPPWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oodTcjPPWg[/video][/QUOTE] Hmm, it doesn't feel right. Needs more Mario music. And more ponyfags.
[QUOTE=Suttles;35288199]im uh wow my voice[/QUOTE] It's the closest I could find from "hat wearing man voice". [editline]25th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=J-RcZ;35288226]Hmm, it doesn't feel right. Needs more Mario music. And more ponyfags.[/QUOTE] There is none of this in this thread.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35288049][video=youtube;2oodTcjPPWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oodTcjPPWg[/video][/QUOTE] Woo! Guest star!
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35288049][video=youtube;2oodTcjPPWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oodTcjPPWg[/video][/QUOTE] I love you. I love you so fucking much right now. I'm giving you a free hat later tonight, I fucking swear.
[QUOTE=misterdoo01;35289473]I love you. I love you so fucking much right now. I'm giving you a free hat later tonight, I fucking swear.[/QUOTE] And I am giving you my vintages, because you obliterated that hoe.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35289540]And I am giving you my vintages, because you obliterated that hoe.[/QUOTE] I'm happy to know someone else understands what a terrible person she is. :eng101:
I'm playing as a red Spy, red Pyro spy checks me, and he keeps holding his flame over me. After about 15 seconds in this, he says "How come this Spy won't get set on fire?".
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