• Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v2: "How do I sprint as Heavy?"
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Oh god. I wanted to see if I could get another person to call me rasis so I sang the ending battle of 8 Mile. When I got to "I am white, I am a fucking bum", this happened [quote]wots wrong with white ppl???[/quote]
[QUOTE=TCB;35485592]I'd love for a Soldier with a Team Captain to do this in a game, I might go do it now :v: Also, I said "FUCK THE FREE WORLD" and someone replied with[/QUOTE] I coulda sworn I've heard of this before. I think a facepuncher did this when he was in a server with a bunch of free-to-plays. He had on a team captain and a fancy dress uniform and all the f2p players followed his orders.
[QUOTE=timman;35490165]I coulda sworn I've heard of this before. I think a facepuncher did this when he was in a server with a bunch of free-to-plays. He had on a team captain and a fancy dress uniform and all the f2p players followed his orders.[/QUOTE] I just did it on Turbine, we fucked so much shit up.
[QUOTE=TCB;35490080]Oh god. I wanted to see if I could get another person to call me rasis so I sang the ending battle of 8 Mile. When I got to "I am white, I am a fucking bum", this happened[/QUOTE] I always wondered, why is "racist" being misspelled as "rasist" so damn common?
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;35490253]I always wondered, why is "racist" being misspelled as "rasist" so damn common?[/QUOTE] Same reason 80% of Australia spells 'license' as 'licence', I guess.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35490424]Same reason 80% of Australia spells 'license' as 'licence', I guess.[/QUOTE] Because English is crazy and people don't give a damn? [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] Well, the people misspelling it, at least.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35490424]Same reason 80% of Australia spells 'license' as 'licence', I guess.[/QUOTE] They're two different words - one's a noun, one's a verb. Most people just don't realise the difference. I'm pretty sure I use them interchangeably, despite the fact it's incorrect. You'll often see "Liquor License" and "Driver's Licence" though. [url=http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/licence_license.htm]link[/url] [editline]9th April 2012[/editline] Of course "racist" and "rasist" is a completely different circumstance, "racist" is a word and "rasist" is people being dumb as fuck.
[QUOTE=TCB;35490183]I just did it on Turbine, we fucked so much shit up.[/QUOTE] change your name to commander boreale for extra pleasure.
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;35490253]I always wondered, why is "racist" being misspelled as "rasist" so damn common?[/QUOTE] If I remember correctly: the word race is written with s in most of the languages (That have words that are written similarly, for example the Czech word "rasa" ). So some people have problems with that.
I remember challenging someone with a name like xXxPr0Sn1p3rxXx or some shit like that to a sniper only duel. After killing him once he started using the huntsman. [editline]9th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=thenintendork;35461786]Aye-jaf-ja-logical? Or perhaps Aye-jaf-ja-lah-joe-kull?[/QUOTE] Ei-ya-fja-tla-joe-kutl [url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s04tLuLnNP3T[/url]
[IMG]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/174/thereisnogod.png[/IMG] [video=youtube;35TbGjt-weA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/video]
I was playing a game of Payload today, defending as a spy (shush, I didn't do too bad). Anyway, in typical fashion, the easy out for them was seeing a small pack of pyros rush the cart. Run behind, knife ready, kill 3 pyros, one with a degreaser starts HAILING fire in all directions, pull the gun and dead ringer. He gets me, I feign death and uncloak behind him as he taunts. Stab. Anon: FUCKING HATE DEAD RINGER ITS PROBABLY A FUCKING HACK WEAPON COS I DONT HAVE IT
[QUOTE=Blueleaf;35495195][IMG]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/174/thereisnogod.png[/IMG] [video=youtube;35TbGjt-weA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/video][/QUOTE] I read this and I thought it was gonna be that miri guy and we needed misterdoo back to tell some fools. Pleasantly surprised.
[QUOTE=Blueleaf;35495195][IMG]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/174/thereisnogod.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] What'd you expect playing in a mariokart server?
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35496196]I read this and I thought it was gonna be that miri guy and we needed misterdoo back to tell some fools. Pleasantly surprised.[/QUOTE] That wouldn't be a good thing since the told meter has yet to cool down. [video=youtube;2oodTcjPPWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oodTcjPPWg[/video] Look at all this OH NO HE DIDN'T
Just went on a Valve server. One guy was asking for Sniper Swords. Another complains about all the "Pyro noobs". I tell him that Pyro does actually require some skill. He says, "yeah, but only if you understand all of your weapons." So... just like every other class? Someone else proceeds to tell me that Degreaser+Axtinguisher requires skill ("because combos take skill") and that ambushing with the Backburner required no skill. I challenged him to try and infiltrate our base with the Backburner. He didn't get very far :v:
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35497441] Someone else proceeds to tell me that Degreaser+Axtinguisher requires skill ("because combos take skill") and that ambushing with the Backburner required no skill.[/QUOTE] All my rage. I'm getting so pissed when a Degreaser+Axtinguisher Pyro tells me that the Backburner is noobish.
[QUOTE=Blueleaf;35495195][IMG]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/174/thereisnogod.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] "cod is more strategic" He probably doesn't even know what strategic means.
[video=youtube;svQ-uerFDu4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svQ-uerFDu4[/video] Can't believe this hasn't been posted here before. And I checked.
Why did the spy equip the amby. Don't they all use enforcer?
That was amazing. [editline]9th April 2012[/editline] Also the BLU Pyro had a [I]RED Backburner[/I].
[QUOTE=TCB;35499039]Also the BLU Pyro had a [I]RED Backburner[/I].[/QUOTE] Which was on a [I]blue flamethrower[/I]...
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;35499025]Why did the spy equip the amby. Don't they all use enforcer?[/QUOTE] No, they use whatever weapon they get from drops. It's not like they care what different weapons do.
[QUOTE=Drury;35499427]No, they use whatever weapon they get from drops. It's not like they care what different weapons do.[/QUOTE] That explains the random ass loadouts.
Illogical. They must DOMINATE someone with the gibus to obtain it. No way they could have gotten 4 kills on someone w/o them killing them back.
[QUOTE=Blazyd;35499490]That explains the random ass loadouts.[/QUOTE] They don't even take the time to read. In CoD, if you unlock a weapon, it's instantly better than whatever the fuck you just used. And that's how elitism works.
[QUOTE=Boxed_Interne;35499637]Illogical. They must DOMINATE someone with the gibus to obtain it. No way they could have gotten 4 kills on someone w/o them killing them back.[/QUOTE] Idle/achievement servers.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35783517/Freetwogay.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Killajax;35505696][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35783517/Freetwogay.png[/img][/QUOTE] Maybe you should look into having your tag removed? Because that is pretty fucking annoying I must say.
My print screen failed but a demo was teaching other demos to sticky jump and one asked whether or not you needed to unlock the sticky launcher.
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