• TF2 Pathetic Scam Attempts
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Back when I first went premium, someone was trading me and he said he could turn all my weapons and hats to botkillers/unusuals My only weapon was a cow mangler, and my only hat was a parasite hat [I]How do you make a cow mangler a botkiller and a parasite hat unusual[/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/S5D0Kdk.png[/IMG] [sp]Pro paint editing skills yo![/sp]
watcha testing down there?
[img_thumb]http://sadpanda.us/images/1384680-HQ1X6XV.png[/img_thumb] gib buds plz
I was buying clean hats and somebody offered me a dirty Darwin's Danger Shield - saying it's a rare drop.
Someone once tried to buy my Villain's Veil for a "space you can put in your username." He said "normally its worth a buds or two but for you'll I'll lower the price" Wish I had a picture.
[QUOTE=roman117;41760600]Someone once tried to buy my Villain's Veil for a [B]"space you can put in your username."[/B] He said "normally its worth a buds or two but for you'll I'll lower the price" Wish I had a picture.[/QUOTE] what do you mean by that?
[QUOTE=Tenrys;41770716]what do you mean by that?[/QUOTE] I think he meant an extra character (or characters) in your username, as in your steam username.
I was like, this is one of my lucky day! This guy offered me clean buds for my g. confetti unusual that's like 16 keys tops! Oh no, he's offering a spycicle. Nevermind. The screenshot ain't that clear, but it's more about the trade chat. (He asked me to add 10 robocrates, for distraction I guess.) [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/e1f9rq.png[/IMG] You can see the spycicle in his trade window. That used to be earbuds.
[QUOTE=Wumbo;41771236]I was like, this is one of my lucky day! This guy offered me clean buds for my g. confetti unusual that's like 16 keys tops! Oh no, he's offering a spycicle. Nevermind. The screenshot ain't that clear, but it's more about the trade chat. (He asked me to add 10 robocrates, for distraction I guess.) You can see the spycicle in his trade window. That used to be earbuds.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3XOMP.jpg[/IMG] choke on it
[QUOTE=Pokeman493;41774722][IMG]http://puu.sh/3XOMP.jpg[/IMG] choke on it[/QUOTE] Go break your neck trying to suck your dick
[QUOTE=Wumbo;41771236]I was like, this is one of my lucky day! This guy offered me clean buds for my g. confetti unusual that's like 16 keys tops! Oh no, he's offering a spycicle. Nevermind. The screenshot ain't that clear, but it's more about the trade chat. (He asked me to add 10 robocrates, for distraction I guess.) [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/e1f9rq.png[/IMG] You can see the spycicle in his trade window. That used to be earbuds.[/QUOTE] That same guy added me for a bubbling fuka, he just deleted me when I told him where the buds went. :v:
[QUOTE=Wumbo;41771236]I was like, this is one of my lucky day! This guy offered me clean buds for my g. confetti unusual that's like 16 keys tops! Oh no, he's offering a spycicle. Nevermind. The screenshot ain't that clear, but it's more about the trade chat. (He asked me to add 10 robocrates, for distraction I guess.) [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/e1f9rq.png[/IMG] You can see the spycicle in his trade window. That used to be earbuds.[/QUOTE] They always have that avatar too.
[QUOTE=R.M.T.B.;41774732]Go break your neck trying to suck your dick[/QUOTE] I don't wanna be Mr. TMI, but most guys don't generally break their necks when they suck their own dicks.. [sp]I would not know at all or anything..[/sp]
[QUOTE=LightFlock;41775694]I don't wanna be Mr. TMI, but most guys don't generally break their necks when they suck their own dicks.. [sp]I would not know at all or anything..[/sp][/QUOTE] Actually, I read somewhere that sexual urges overpower pain or some shit so if you're trying and your body isn't physically able to, it's probably pretty easy to do.
[QUOTE=gk99;41779774]Actually, I read somewhere that sexual urges overpower pain or some shit so if you're trying and your body isn't physically able to, it's probably pretty easy to do.[/QUOTE] Seeing as we're on the topic; No, it's not too hard to do. Yes, it feels like sucking and not being sucked. Yes, it's easier to do with the help of gravity. God I never thought I'd have to talk about this..
[QUOTE=LightFlock;41790616]Seeing as we're on the topic; No, it's not too hard to do. Yes, it feels like sucking and not being sucked. Yes, it's easier to do with the help of gravity. God I never thought I'd have to talk about this..[/QUOTE] tf2 section ladies and gentlemen
[QUOTE=LightFlock;41790616]Seeing as we're on the topic; No, it's not too hard to do. Yes, it feels like sucking and not being sucked. Yes, it's easier to do with the help of gravity. God I never thought I'd have to talk about this..[/QUOTE] I gota buy you a title now :v:
ill post this again. Guy marked for using teamviewer to scam people and take accounts, adds me to appeal ban on outpost He keeps saying hes innocent, I ask for proof. He says "do you own teamviewer? if not dl it pls ill show you my innocence"
also a while back i had to investigate a crate quickswitch scam yup a guy swapped a series 29 for a 28 iirc the trade went through then the other dude noticed most pathetic thing i've ever banned for omfg
Not quite a scam but, I was on a trade server with my friend when this creepy ass guy invites him to trade. He tells my friend that he'll show him something special if he agrees. Apparently the guy had been telling that to many people on the server. I'd hate to see what his surprise was.
[QUOTE=Suttles;41803600]also a while back i had to investigate a crate quickswitch scam yup a guy swapped a series 29 for a 28 iirc the trade went through then the other dude noticed most pathetic thing i've ever banned for omfg[/QUOTE] He wanted a 29? Any chance to get a Strange Razorback is pretty much a no go for me.
[QUOTE=Suttles;41803600]also a while back i had to investigate a crate quickswitch scam yup a guy swapped a series 29 for a 28 iirc the trade went through then the other dude noticed most pathetic thing i've ever banned for omfg[/QUOTE] FYI i have lots of #29's if that guy still needs one
I regret the day I sold my buds for 6 hats. I thought it was a good deal back then.
This one guy who was on my friends list for like a couple of months. Never really knew the guy, forgot why he was added. Then one day, he sends me a message saying that I apparently won some kind of monthly raffle he has for people on his friends list or some crap. He says that I have won a unusual. He said that he was going to the Warehouse and get me a plasma Team Captain. Now then, knowing that I'm not a dumbass, I decided to check to see if they were actually selling those. They weren't. He said he only had 500,000 credits and needed 500,000 more for the "hat". He then asked for my Max's head or any other "expensive item" that I have. By this point i knew he was trying to scam me so I decided to play around with him for a while. I first said, "Hey, since you don't have enough for Team Captain, how about you get this Snowy Mongolian instead? It's less than 500,000 and would like that more." Then he said, "NO! I need to spend ALL of my credits!" After that, I drop that the TC isn't even on the WH. He then makes up some bullshit on how a friend was holding it for him. After that, he gets angry at me on how I'm being a dick while he wants me to give me a "Free unusual". Reported and removed him after that.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;41807558]I regret the day I sold my buds for 6 hats. I thought it was a good deal back then.[/QUOTE] You think you regret that? I sold my buds for a fucking fish.
I regret ever quitting this game, and giving away my Unusual and Bill's Hat when I stopped playing. Now I'm poor as fuck :c
[QUOTE=Suttles;41803600]also a while back i had to investigate a crate quickswitch scam yup a guy swapped a series 29 for a 28 iirc the trade went through then the other dude noticed most pathetic thing i've ever banned for omfg[/QUOTE] I have seen this recently, people are still quick-switching crates.
One time, when I was selling unboxed Cooler stuff, one guy claimed that he forgot to make metal, and proceeded to give me 1 refined and 18 weapons....all of which were uncraftable. That's pretty much the highest tier scam I've ever gotten.
[QUOTE=The Pretender;41807818]I have seen this recently, people are still quick-switching crates.[/QUOTE] wtf why its a crate you are risking any possible reputation for a crate FUCK I'D GIVE YOU ANY CRATE I'D FIND FOR FREE
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