• How To Ruin Your TF2 Server
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Just in case you didn't know how to ruin your server: [list][*]Use an instant-respawn plugin. Because Valve sure as fuck didn't know what they were doing when they coded the dynamic respawn code, right? [*]Install some useless mod that displays pointless stats whenever a player does anything. I love to know that i've dealt 232.5785 damage points in the last 5 seconds! [*]Use a mod that displays the current time every 30 seconds RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF MY SCREEN. I have Alzheimers and i forget what time it is every 29 seconds, thank god for your magnificent plugin! [*]Disable crits. CRITS ARE 4 FUCKEN NOOBS!!! [*]Disable the sniper class. FUCKEN SNIPER CLASS!!! IT RUINS TF2!!! [*]Use a shitty "roll the dice" plugin. [*]Use the ~~birthday party~~ mod. I fucking love seeing confetti poofs instead of explosions. [*]Quake sounds. [*]24/7 2Fort. 2Fort supremacy. Every other map is teh shitty. [*]Limit classes. [*]Spoof your player count. [*]Host a shitty achievement box map. [*]Use the TF2Nades plugin. [*]Kick players for having a ping > 100. Seriously what the fuck.[/list] Any other methods you know for ruining a perfectly decent TF2 server?
24/7 2fort is a good start Only get admins that are 13 years or younger
Mute people over 13
Don't forget to host orange_x maps
Agree especially on the damage stats. I REALLY don't give a shit how much damage I did or was done to me. I just don't.
[QUOTE=Acegikmo;13874066]Don't forget to host orange_x maps[/QUOTE] Alternate between 2fort and orange_x
Make people download admin sounds that admins dont use anyway
You forgot class limiting
Mute anyone who dares speak.
load the server with cornholio. Also i play on surf servers which are supposed to be fun and they still suck. Add this to the list. Auto fire on every weapon. (I've found at least 10 servers)
for the love of FUCK is there a tf2 server that isn't FRENCH or RUSSIAN?
simpsons quotes AWW YEAH
Limit to Demoman Only
I visited a server today that had some kind cross-server chatting. It was pretty annoying when the people on the CSS server started betting.
lol
What about 100% crits
Make swearing in any way shape or form against the rules.
Oh, you forgot censoring too.
I agree with everything here, also, enable cheats but block every command that uses cheats just so people can't get achievements, seriously, I've seen it done before...
This is a parody right?
Nope,its the truth.
Depending on the map and my current mood, rollthedice mods can be fun as hell. But only if it's not meant to be a serious server.
I. HATE. INSTANT. RESPAWNS. They just lead to stalemates
[QUOTE=Fais Funch;13874100]Alternate between 2fort and orange_x[/QUOTE] Quick, someone make ctf_orange_2fort now! Well, anyway, install that fake players plugin.
[QUOTE=PirateMax;13874413]What about 100% crits[/QUOTE] I played a server that had that, good times, good times...
[QUOTE=Jax Strife;13874512]This is a parody right?[/QUOTE] Uh no it's absolutely true.
[QUOTE=Cassel;13874376]I visited a server today that had some kind cross-server chatting. It was pretty annoying when the people on the CSS server started betting.[/QUOTE] THIS. Super fucking annoying. You get a huge wave of "BET CT ALL" from some random CS:S server. Why do admins feel the need for this useless shit.
[QUOTE=Cassel;13874376]I visited a server today that had some kind cross-server chatting. It was pretty annoying when the people on the CSS server started betting.[/QUOTE] I had that between the server and an IRC room, it was pretty funny coz the server kept emptying and I kept trying to usher people in from the IRC. And it worked!
tf2: now with 100% more cs:s faggotry
Clans ruin TF2.
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