• some dude makes a video asking Kate Upton to prom
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUEMDBp8[/media] Oh and now, Get this... She responded positively.... :suicide: [url]https://twitter.com/KateUpton[/url]
That wasn't as cringe-worthy as I was expecting. I might've even laughed a few times.
:o
Well that was quite good.
I honestly hope she says something back instead of nothing at all.
[QUOTE=blacksam;39981614]I honestly hope she says something back instead of nothing at all.[/QUOTE] She said yes.
Niiiiiice.
Good for him, but his voice has this annoying ring to it.
The dude eventually went on the Today Show [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ87QqrbPWQ[/media]
thought this would be creepy it was actually really funny all the winner I'm going to ask Zach Galifianakis to be my best man at my wedding
[quote]“@JakeDavidson23: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUEMDBp8[/url] …” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)[/quote] For those wondering
Holy fuck that was really well made.
Haha, wow, good going on his part
Just don't understand why he'd want to go to prom with a landwhale.
So when prom pictures come out, who wants to play "Spot the bodyguard"?
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39992165]Just don't understand why he'd want to go to prom with a landwhale.[/QUOTE] Are you sure you know which Kate Upton we are talking about?
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39992165]Just don't understand why he'd want to go to prom with a landwhale.[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31300000/Kate-Mix-kate-upton-31309101-1749-2560.jpg[/thumb] I don't... land whale? What? :v:
[QUOTE=cdr248;39992803]Are you sure you know which Kate Upton we are talking about?[/QUOTE] This one? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34o99h0.jpg[/img] She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best. It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39995469]This one? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34o99h0.jpg[/img] She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best. It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?[/QUOTE] So anything over 130 lbs, perfect curves, hourglass body, fashion week face is fat and ugly to you? I don't think she's anywhere NEAR fat. Fat is when your belly actually protrudes from your body. I'll agree she is definitely not the most attractive person, but to say she's mediocre and ugly and fat must mean that you associate with some VERY attractive people...
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39995469]This one? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34o99h0.jpg[/img] She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best. It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?[/QUOTE] no girl is your perfect super fit pornstar. deal w/ it. she's pretty hot for a man with realist standards. now tell me: did you ever go anywhere near a girl? (excluding your mom)
I never said a girl had to be absolutely perfect good job with the strawman arguments guys. Oh yeah and throw in a "must be a virgin," insult because that totally makes you sound more right. You have to be shitting me if you think that body is anything even close to above average. I can take a walk around my college campus and see hundreds of girls who don't have gross flat cellulite asses and look like boxes with no hips. It's okay to have some form of standards. They don't have to be ridiculously high, but are you really so desperate to the point where anything with tits is attractive?
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39995469]This one? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34o99h0.jpg[/img] She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best. It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?[/QUOTE] women aren't objects meant to be seuxalized at every turn
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39995708]It's okay to have some form of standards. They don't have to be ridiculously high, but are you really so desperate to the point where anything with tits is attractive?[/QUOTE] "People have different tastes" Just because you find someone unattractive does not mean they're ugly.
Oh god, I really hope he doesn't awkward all over that night. Also someone teach him how to shave without looking like a middleschooler with a bad case of acne. Please.
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39995469]This one? She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best. It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?[/QUOTE] You are literally the reason Sonic The Hedgehog exists.
[QUOTE=Talkbox;39996170]You are literally the reason Sonic The Hedgehog exists.[/QUOTE] Facepunch burn of the year 2013. We've found it.
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39995469]This one? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34o99h0.jpg[/img] She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best. It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?[/QUOTE] wow talk about high standards
[QUOTE=Shovelpass;39995469]This one? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34o99h0.jpg[/img] She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best. It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?[/QUOTE] i'd still hit it quite a lot
What's wrong with models with a bit of fat on them, would you prefer those models that starve themselves and look like skeletons?
That second picture is sort of meh but in the other two she looks pretty decent
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