Hey Guueeyzz My account got totally, hacked/stolen/ Terrorized/ Molested/ Unemployed/ Jumped/ Hired/ Fired/ Jihadied/ Converted/ Stolen (2x)/ Raped/ Exterminated/ Kidnapped/ Something bad/ RDMed/ betrayed/ Assassinated/ Ripped off/ Busted for illegal underage porn/ Busted for Dog rape.
So Imma need you all to send me your spare keys
it's a safety thing
You know, the same way the mob does it
You pay em
They keep you "protected"
Except now,
You pay me
You get to Beat me up
Oh ya
And I'm garry too
So...
Do it...
Warning 1....
Warning 2....
i'll ban you!
*got banned*
^that's me getting banned not you
anyway I need a key because my dog ate my old one
Seriously
I'm not kidding
It happened
Then I put him down
This means a lot to me
Nobody is still reading
Might as well touch myself like I do when I see 1337 H0t Ch13s
Oh man
Ohhhhh
Mannnnnnnn
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ah heallllllll yeeesssss Boiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ohhhhhhh Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*end transmission*
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GUYS THIS MUST BE THE REAL GARRY NEWMAN
OH LORD GARRY I WILL SEND YOU ALL MY KEYS
Oh herrrr Iz da reel garry here mai keeess
OMG ITS GARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEYS PLS
Oh noes.
I'd say I was sorry for you, and that I felt bad... But I really don't. :v:
[QUOTE=eesaws;41477529]OMG ITS GARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEYS PLS[/QUOTE]
5 Free keys for Knowing my name Brah
Key 1: 123-456
Key 2: 133-712
Key 3: 333-333
Key 4: 123-456 (trust me it works twice)
key 5: 867-530 9
! I still need a key, I can't give one to myself because I'm under house arrest NEED HELP PL0X!
If you're THE Garry why are you in America?
[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];41477545']If you're THE Garry why are you in America?[/QUOTE]
Vacation
oh yes, its garry! im so sorry about your account
[U]sorrynotsorry[/U]
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477549]Vacation[/QUOTE]
Oh cool! What hotel are you in? Do they serve good meals there?
Just give up.
SO YOU'RE UNDER HOUSE ARREST BUT YOU'RE ON VACATION, YOU BLOW MY MIND GARRY!
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477544]5 Free keys for Knowing my name Brah
Key 1: 123-456
Key 2: 133-712
Key 3: 333-333
Key 4: 123-456 (trust me it works twice)
key 5: 867-530 9
! I still need a key, I can't give one to myself because I'm under house arrest NEED HELP PL0X![/QUOTE]
When Rust gets desperate v. 68547788995443246678
Also, legit Garry is Identified as [url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=1]u=1[/url]
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477544]5 Free keys for Knowing my name Brah
Key 1: 123-456
Key 2: 133-712
Key 3: 333-333
Key 4: 123-456 (trust me it works twice)
key 5: 867-530 9
! I still need a key, I can't give one to myself because I'm under house arrest NEED HELP PL0X![/QUOTE]
dude they work
[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];41477565']Oh cool! What hotel are you in? Do they serve good meals there?
Just give up.[/QUOTE]
I'm In the Holiday Inn express On the corner of Smith and Wesson In New Town Texas, the meals are terrible and I always cry myself to sleep
Btw The doors Unlocked ;)
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477549]Vacation[/QUOTE]
In Britain, they say "Holiday", not vacation. You were pulling off a believable Garry until that.
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477544]5 Free keys for Knowing my name Brah
Key 1: 123-456
Key 2: 133-712
Key 3: 333-333
Key 4: 123-456 (trust me it works twice)
key 5: 867-530 9
! I still need a key, I can't give one to myself because I'm under house arrest NEED HELP PL0X![/QUOTE]
OMG KEY 3 ACTUALLY WORKS! UR A GOD GARRY!
[QUOTE=eesaws;41477594]OMG KEY 3 ACTUALLY WORKS! UR A GOD GARRY![/QUOTE]
A god? No no no, A God Of Gods? You're getting there.
i need keys!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Survivor;41477568]SO YOU'RE UNDER HOUSE ARREST BUT YOU'RE ON VACATION, YOU BLOW MY MIND GARRY![/QUOTE]
I brought my house with me, it is just a cardboard box anyway.
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477618]I brought my house with me, it is just a cardboard box anyway.[/QUOTE]
Please swallow 77 cyanide pills pls
I hear the Chicken On a Raft has 20 Keys! Smite him god of gods!
share his keys!
Free Garry!
more keys please Garry You Awesome Man On A Vacation
[QUOTE=Muggy;41477623]Please swallow 77 cyanide pills pls[/QUOTE]
Easy! you know what, just to smite you I'll CHEW THEM
The world knows no worse evil then I!
I WANNA PLAY RUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rock::suicide::words::nws::zoid::words::words::words::words::words::rock::rock::rock::suicide::dance:
I'm quite suprised by the fact that this thread is still up.
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477640]Easy! you know what, just to smite you I'll CHEW THEM
The world knows no worse evil then I![/QUOTE]
Aaaaaaaaand there goes what little hope I had for rust. You dumb fucking cunt.
[QUOTE=Survivor;41477651]I'm quite suprised by the fact this thread is still up.[/QUOTE]
If anyone tried to take it down, BOOM I put it back, after all I am garry
Please kill this forum and all june/july members.
[QUOTE=Garry Newman.;41477659]If anyone tried to take it down, BOOM I put it back, after all I am garry[/QUOTE]
Prove it, cunt.
[QUOTE=Muggy;41477653]Aaaaaaaaand there goes what little hope I had for rust. You dumb fucking cunt.[/QUOTE]
HAHA I've caught you Read handed, You had to edit this Post! Mwahahahahah
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