How do I attract attention to Garry?

[|Pwn3dX]

I just looked on Google, what DDoS Attacks mean, and I found a DDoS Protection Service which can be found at the link: [url]http://www.prolexic.com/index.html[/url]
It could be useful if Garry sees it. How can I attract his attention?

Thanks. Hope the Attackers will stop once and forever.

[Tinkotin]

to attract the wild garry you must first unbroken garry and display some snacks to lure the creature to your domain where you may do with it as you see fit

[ChoWZa]

DDOS are more complicated than just throwing a bunch of money at a service provider I'm afraid.

[jonnymad]

[QUOTE=Tinkotin;43338494]to attract the wild garry you must first unbroken garry and display some snacks to lure the creature to your domain where you may do with it as you see fit[/QUOTE]

Is this going to become a thing? broken garry? What has the subforum come to... I created this :suicide:

[outlawpickle]

I'm sure Garry has done more than Google "DDoS protection" but it is appreciated that you would like to help, OP.

[Tinkotin]

[QUOTE=jonnymad;43338507]Is this going to become a thing? broken garry? What has the subforum come to... I created this :suicide:[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry but it's just too good for me to just pass up. I'll have to milk it for all it's worth like the human parasite that I am.

[jonnymad]

[QUOTE=Tinkotin;43338517]I'm sorry but it's just too good for me to just pass up. I'll have to milk it for all it's worth like the human parasite that I am.[/QUOTE]
broken garry is the new thing on Facepunch, spread the word :v:

[teamvortex]

[QUOTE=|Pwn3dX;43338486]I just looked on Google, what DDoS Attacks mean, and I found a DDoS Protection Service which can be found at the link: [url]http://www.prolexic.com/index.html[/url]
It could be useful if Garry sees it. How can I attract his attention?

Thanks. Hope the Attackers will stop once and forever.[/QUOTE]

Oh thank GOD you are here man Garry was just sitting around doing nothing waiting for you to give your amazing insight.

[xEnt22]

what a hero, solved all our problems, a 10 second google by someone who doesn't even know whats going on is going to give advice.

[postal]

wow you did it you saved the day thank you so much for using google