• Nick the Rat is KING OF CENTRAL
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I don't know if you heard, but if you do not pay your tax money to Nick the Rat, he will put you in a box. He is an philanthropist and loves to give poor people free permanent housing. If you do not want a free house, prove to him you are not poor and you will be left alone.
Are you really RPing on the Rust forums?
Kryptyx, i gotto let all the peons know that i am the KING OF CENTRAL PVE and I NEED RETRIBUTION!
so gay
[QUOTE=nick the rat;43870388]Kryptyx, i gotto let all the peons know that i am the KING OF CENTRAL PVE and I NEED RETRIBUTION![/QUOTE] are you feeling okay?
BOOM HEADSHOT!
People who pay their taxes get to live. Those who fail to pay... RAGE! Nothing like dropping a shed on someone and listen to them BEG to be let out. I sometimes sit there with my mic on so they can hear me fapping outside. .... NtR KING OF CENTRAL!
Jesus Christ how horrorfying. But also slightly arousing.
Vilusia, come to central. listen to the beautiful sounds of my fap. A fap in the wind is like a guava in the ass. Be one with the box. Hail the king baby.
You're king of a PVE server?
Yup. Murder and Mayhem and BOXES and RAIDs still take place on PVE...SO PAY YOUR TAXES!
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