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I think he was just trollin' the both of them.
If he was serious, Then he is only around 12, He'll grow out of it.
You wouldn't understand how serious he was.
I facepalmed. Llamalords was trolled.
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lol just reading through half of it.. you can almost tell that this kid will be arrested (or shot on sight) for a public massacre, then blame Valve, and a bunch of anti-game organizations will sue Valve because of some kid who's already messed up in the head. (unless he be trollin, but he's a pretty good troll if he is)
I know LL and I give him the Medal of Lawl. All I have to say is if Combine exist when the fuck is WOTS gonna happen in Gmod?
Soon. There will be billions, no, [b]trillions[/b], of mingebags just out of the blue! We won't be able to fight them! WOTS was not real, that was fiction! There will be no one to stop them! I'm already training, you know...to join them...
EDIT: In all seriousness, either that was a troll, or he's twelve. Or both. I can't see anyone "living the lifestyle of Gmod." Wake up, spawn breakfast from the menu, build a catapult to throw the remains of your meal into a lake, fight some zombies, have sex with Alyx, repeat, repeat, repeat, spawn lunch...need I say more? I know some WoW addicts that aren't as serious as he sounded. He was probably a troll, but even so, I can't get the image out of my head that there are more like him.
LAWL! XD
*gives you a cookie*
Dude now that would be really funny everyone lets troll the poor combine believer and torcher him by talking about war of the servers and all that shit.
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[HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: When I say billions... Trillions.
[HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Even in their small numbers.
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Wait... What?
[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;15801691]Wait... What?[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, I just noticed that now too.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;15798842]Soon. There will be billions, no, [b]trillions[/b], of mingebags just out of the blue! We won't be able to fight them! WOTS was not real, that was fiction! There will be no one to stop them! I'm already training, you know...to join them...[/QUOTE]
I lol'd harder than in a long time.
It would be like the Korean War with the chinese soldiers rushing at Americans as a machine gun blasts them away.
WTF. He thinks that combines are real but gordon isn't?
he is trolling either or he got his head screwed up
Lets unscrew it :D *grabs mental screwdriver and a box of porno*
It's an obvious troll, and on the off chance it's not, he'll be dead in a few weeks anyway.
[quote=retarded kid who was likely given beer instead of breast milk]2:58 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: No you won't end shit.
2:58 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Listen.
2:58 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: When I say billions... Trillions.
2:58 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: This is what will happen.
2:58 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Millions will come.
2:59 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Their technology will be so advanced they will takeover easily.
2:59 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Even in their small numbers.
2:59 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Soon enough people will join the Combine and it will turn into trillions.
2:59 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: The combine have special technology in which they can make clones as well.
2:59 AM - [LmaoLlama] Llamalords: LOL
2:59 AM - [LmaoLlama] Llamalords: Then they don't FUCKING NEED you
2:59 AM - [LmaoLlama] Llamalords: They will kill yoy
2:59 AM - [LmaoLlama] Llamalords: you*
2:59 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: You think they want a clone as a command?
3:00 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Not a chance.
3:00 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: They'll want someone trained.
3:00 AM - [HG] ๖ۣۜAlganis |R-F|: Like me."[/quote]
this kid is convinced he can join a fictional, multi-dimensional empire, because he is training in advance.
he needs to read [url=http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_replacement]this[/url]
then he might also notice that Combine wouldn't need to be very picky about getting soldiers, as it wouldn't matter if a person joined voluntarily or was being forced.
They won't remember anything :D
XD
Obvious troll [sp]is obvious[/sp]
funnah how he says that the combine is real but everything else is fictional LOL
There was a reason I removed Llamalords from my friends list.
[editline]10:25PM[/editline]
Also; this is fucking gold.
I just don't know, "I live my life by HL2 and GMod. ~ They(Combine) ARE coming.. And will destroy humanity." This may be a case of boredom dilutions, when the brain does something long enough, it grows board of that thing and real life and can merge the two to try to create a new activity. Or he could be crazy, one of the two, but trolling or pranking isn't out of the court..
You done got trolled, son.
Not funny, failed troll (even though it got you >_>)...
Do you really think anyone believes hl2 is real, that he lives the gmod RP lifestyle ...
Ugh! -.-
I heard the concerned (Alganis) had his steam account hijacked by Llamalords. Means all of this could just be something made up to annoy or downgrade someone else.
You should also consider that Llamalords is a pirate and should not be welcomed in any community, RP or not, if you welcome him, deal with his daily trolls and DDoS attacks. So imo having a steam chat log with his name inside deletes all credibility.
[QUOTE=Anthracite;15883215]I heard the concerned (Alganis) had his steam account hijacked by Llamalords. Means all of this could just be something made up to annoy or downgrade someone else.
You should also consider that Llamalords is a pirate and should not be welcomed in any community, RP or not, if you welcome him, deal with his daily trolls and DDoS attacks. So imo having a steam chat log with his name inside deletes all credibility.[/QUOTE]
True.
LMFAO wow seriously either a troll or FUCKING FUNNY and messed LOL
Wait. I realize what he meant now.
I looked over the evidence, this all makes sense.
I have to go.
I have to train.
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Gmod lifestyle... wtf.
He wants to create contraptions using wiremod and PHX IRL
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