Worst experience with a mingebag in a server? - Garry's Mod

Whats the worst experience you have had with a mingebag in a server?

I had the worst freaking spammer. Crashed the server with like 50 prop making thingies. Couldn't even ban him, it was just that fast!

A jackass (Rhys) was becoming annoying via using a Hoverdrive teleporter with a wire bomb can on it and spam teleporting it at my feet. I retaliated by asking an associate to actively hunt him down. Rhys claimed to be hiding underground (even without a noclip ability) so my hoverbomb that crushes people more than exploding couldn't get him. One thing led to another and my associate was actively crushing him with like, 10 Shipping containers

[QUOTE=kawi44]I want to know what your worst ever experience with a mingebag has been in a server.[/QUOTE] Mine would be you, .¤§À¤.Ðr.pεppεr. I you never cease to amaze me with how ignorant you can be. :v:

[QUOTE=slayer3032]Mine would be you, .¤§À¤.Ðr.pεppεr. I you never cease to amaze me with how ignorant you can be. :v:[/QUOTE] who the hell is dr.pepper lol you must be thinking of some other minge bag my name in game is 7tker [b][highlight](User was permabanned for this post (Reason: Wants to be banned (sent pm)) [event] 116026 [/event])[/highlight][/b]

When I first went online, some guy threw a dumpster on me while I was fapping to some gmod porn I made in the corner of flat grass. Noclip was disabled and I couldn't touch his props. BUT I COULD TOUCH MINE!

that's just wrong...FOR SHAME!

My worst experience with a minge bag was when this troll came on to the server, he began to make fun of everyone and spammed PHX towers all over the place, the server didn't crash, but it still lagged like hell. He attempted to break my things (Unbreakable Stool) and got pissed, so he tried killing everyone, that didn't work either, he finally whined and left. Even if he failed completely, it sucked with him on.

The worst I had when I was warding out side on a rp sever in city 88 when i come a back a guy was in my house stealing all my food he killed me before i lock my door and then i blocked it and arrested him he got pissed off and said I abused when I had a another cop there

Well when a mingebag thought he could ragdoll me (He Coulden't) he called his admin minge and ragdolled me and RAPED ME.

Crashed my server with a skull and a phx 1x1 plate, don't ask.

I'm sorry, but HOW?!

On a server with blowtorch SWEP, someone destroyed a long and arduous contraption that took me forever to build. Edit: This one isn't as bad, but some kid, xxgrinningdemonxx, sapped my stuff with the Gcombat sapper and said he was gonna get his friend (I doubt he has one) to hack us by giving him our SteamID's.

One time I was on my build server just building a little robot. This guy "Enzo" comes along, and he acts like a normal player. [b]acts[/b]. After we were done I changed it to RP, ( it has been a day ) and he messages me on steam saying he has a new leaked gamemode. But he needed something in return. He then said my server, and I said, Fuck no, show proof of gamemode. Then he get's all on a pussy fit, and then says, "I'm going to call my friend Karn and he'll hack your computer." I told him to shove it up his, and then blocked him. Stear clear of this guy. :ninja:

The worst experience with mingebags I had was when some Admin starting Nuking O M G City every minute. ALL the admins were little immature brats who get their parents to pay 5 bucks so tney could get adminship. PS. Where can you get this map City 88?

Well here's a crazy one for you, this guys builds like this spinning laser machine in the middle of flatgrass, so anyone on the ground dies instantly(there were a couple lasers pointing into the sky but they weren't enough to cover it all) so we avoided it by noclipping. I tried to build walls around his lasers but he kept moving it away. So eventually I resorted to building stuff behind a big wall in a far corner of the map until he finally left.

I was on a lan game with my brother (I thought it was lan anyway, must have missed the check box) when this minge called "THECOW" joined. As soon as he got in, he started blasting everything in sight with a staff weapon. It was actually pretty funny, I didn't notice the join message and I thought we were on lan, so my first thought was "one of our npcs has gone crazy!". I finally realized he was another player, but I let him stay for a while. He built a pretty nice fort, but then started killing us for no reason so I kicked him and passworded the server.

Worst thing I've seen? Jesus... Well going back to garry's mod 9 I remeber hearing the story about the 1st Artillery Barrage being wiped out by the minge army. Then more recent while I was still with garry's mod military we had a recon plane with four people flying over a server that had those 64 players limits but no one playing. Well... Next thing we knew we got a message over steam chat, "Bluebird hit by bb" in old timer code bb means shrapnel shot which basically gos up into the air hits a plane explodes and removes the players enitys without doing too much damage to a plane.

I was testing those new spacebuild weapons that are sort of like GCombat, and after I fired a MAC gun a minge managed to dupe the bullet... and you can figure out what happened after that.

[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut]I was testing those new spacebuild weapons that are sort of like GCombat, and after I fired a MAC gun a minge managed to dupe the bullet... and you can figure out what happened after that.[/QUOTE] How the hell did he manage to do that, those are fast as hell

Mine was HORRIBLE! He HACKED me so that all I could do was say "CRISTASTER IS AWESOME!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" and turn around. I couldn't even move. If that doesn't count, once a guy set our whole level on fire. I eventually somehow got rid of his giant nocollided invisible prop.

The worst Mingebag I ever i saw kept on spawning ropes and fat alyx's from Duplicator. Was pretty funny until he crashed the server and I didn't get to save my Awesome space ship! And also, Some weird worm hole in the back of the server that kept on spawning purple clouds and skulls...

2 for me. The first time was me and my friend were playing on a bulid server on flatgrass. We were playing some game we made up and prop protect was off and 2 people joined. 1 cool and 1 ass. The minge immediatly deleted mine and my friends fort we bulid. We started to curse him out and he was spamming bombs everywhere. Eventully I left. 2nd time i was on an empty serv with my friend. We were going to do a new game we made up. Didn't turn out well. So this guy comes and adv dupes a radio that plays music and we started to spin and jump like dancing. Then this other guy comes. We start playing but them the most horrifc message pops up. Player mingebag has joined the came. We all started going oh shit! Oh shit! He immadly spawned a bunch of couchs, doors, then a bunch of containers. No joke his name was mingebag for real. I left the game before the serv crashed

The following story is a true story, that I made up 9:53 A.M; My Server on gm_flatgrass The low hum-drum of building filled the air, all was calm. A box car rolled lazily past my small fort. It felt like the perfect place for building. Suddenly, a lag spike hit, and some fog came about. My fellow players, and I, having knowledge from the well known film; "War of the Servers" readied ourselves for the in-evitable. In the few minutes we had, we readied ourselves. We managed a rampart structure around spawn. Weapons drawn, cannons aimed, and ban hammers at the ready, the Minge appeared. A hush fell across the map. A player called out; "Hello mingebag! We know you have a bad reputation, but we are giving you a chance to have some fun, and join us in our building." The minge just stared on. "I say." the player remarked. "He must have not have understood." He voiced out again; "We will not ban you if you are here to build and have fun." One player left before it got bad. What happened next, was totally expected. The minge turned towards me, his toolgun infused gravity gun, aimed directly for me. A shot fired from the strange weapon, a blue, lightning tracer flew past, and removed a barrel behind me. "Lol." said the mingebag. At that moment, a fellow admin ordered all players to fire at will. At that command, pistols, shotguns, miniguns, lasers, cannons, and many other weapons went ablaze. The minge, not affected, began to move forward. I pulled out my smg and began firing also. The minge, somehow armed with a lua shield that deflected any weapon fire, of any type, walked forward, with yellow-green sparks dropping from where he was being hit. He stopped. "Cease fire!" someone yelled. The server fell silent. Strange mechanical sounds began coming from the mingebag, something evil was at work. Suddenly a minigun, something of that of the Heavy's shot out of his crotch, but instead of normal barrels, there were toolguns. A slight click, and they began to rotate, at that moment, everyone began opening fire on him. The minge let loose his weapon. Toolguns were rotating in a blurred frenzy, shooting out countless blue beams. Props were being ignited, removed, and destroyed in anyway possible. We all took cover. A fellow player ran up to me, and stated the server is becoming unstable, already with a average ping 200 for the players. I then rose, and yelled, "To me, players of GMod!" All eyes were on me, with blue tracers whizzing by in the blurred background. I looked straight at the minge, pulled out my ban hammer, and raised it aloft; "For GMOD!" With that cry, all players joined me in my glorious charge against the minge. With a lol, the minge just did 360ºs and was taking down many of us. I raised my hammer, and came down on the minge, my hammer was stopped by the shield, as did the other players with their melee weapons. We couldn't breach his defenses. One player gave his life, and jammed that cursed gun, stopping it instantly. Realizing what had occurred, I ordered everyone to take cover. We all fell back, to whatever cover we could find. An explosion soon followed after, something to the scale of a Fusion Bomb. After the dust settled, I rose, and to my horror, all the other players had been removed by the blast. I somehow survived. The mingebag somehow had survived too. Without even hesitating, I retrieved my hammer, and ran full speed at the minge. I saw him raise a crowbar aloft, and began to move towards me. Just as we were about to clash, this armor-clad figure dropped down from above, knocking us both back. A voice came from the stranger, "Stand down fellow player." The mingebag stared blankly at him. The minge, overcome with fear, dropped his crowbar, and backed away. At that time, the figure before me, turned to me, and looked down. "Admin, you have lost countless players to this 'mingebag'. What do you wish for his punishment?" Still shaken by the fight, I rose, and looked at him in the eyes, and said "I would like him to be sent out of here, never to return. Not destroyed, but banished from this server, and many other servers, so he can do no harm.” The minge, while the man had his back turned, spawned a barrel, and flung it at him. A loud thunk sounded from the man's armor. He turned around, and stopped another barrel with his fist. He just walked up to the mingebag, picked him up, and uttered something in his ear, which made the mingebag poof into a cloud of dust. He then turned to me, and said gently, "You are safe now." This was fun to type. :v:

Can't remember worst experience with a mingebag. I do remember that there was a guy building a crate fort and another guy watching him. Just to be a dick, I looked up and spawned a barge crate and ran away. Long story short, the crate took out half the fort and the guy building it went apeshit on the guy watching him (I undid the crate before he knew what the fuck). I was dying, it was too funny.

It was myself, another regular Joe, and about 3 admins on this server. The admins found a way around the prop limit they had set on the server. Instead of looking into fixing it or anything, they all decided to spam props until the server crashed. Way to admin guys...

[QUOTE=Ormick]Can't remember worst experience with a mingebag. I do remember that there was a guy building a crate fort and another guy watching him. Just to be a dick, I looked up and spawned a barge crate and ran away. Long story short, the crate took out half the fort and the guy building it went apeshit on the guy watching him (I undid the crate before he knew what the fuck). I was dying, it was too funny.[/QUOTE] That's just BEING a minge.

A guy came into m friend's server (I'm a super admin there). As soon as he spawned, he said "Hi guys. I'm going to crash your server." Within a few seconds I had already got the ulx !ban command up, but just before I hit enter, the server crashed. He didn't even spawn anything. I felt really bad because everyone was making really cool contraptions. I felt sad that day. =(

[QUOTE=Arkantos;13123493]The following story is a true story, that I made up 9:53 A.M; My Server on gm_flatgrass The low hum-drum of building filled the air, all was calm. A box car rolled lazily past my small fort. It felt like the perfect place for building. Suddenly, a lag spike hit, and some fog came about. My fellow players, and I, having knowledge from the well known film; "War of the Servers" readied ourselves for the in-evitable. In the few minutes we had, we readied ourselves. We managed a rampart structure around spawn. Weapons drawn, cannons aimed, and ban hammers at the ready, the Minge appeared. A hush fell across the map. A player called out; "Hello mingebag! We know you have a bad reputation, but we are giving you a chance to have some fun, and join us in our building." The minge just stared on. "I say." the player remarked. "He must have not have understood." He voiced out again; "We will not ban you if you are here to build and have fun." One player left before it got bad. What happened next, was totally expected. The minge turned towards me, his toolgun infused gravity gun, aimed directly for me. A shot fired from the strange weapon, a blue, lightning tracer flew past, and removed a barrel behind me. "Lol." said the mingebag. At that moment, a fellow admin ordered all players to fire at will. At that command, pistols, shotguns, miniguns, lasers, cannons, and many other weapons went ablaze. The minge, not affected, began to move forward. I pulled out my smg and began firing also. The minge, somehow armed with a lua shield that deflected any weapon fire, of any type, walked forward, with yellow-green sparks dropping from where he was being hit. He stopped. "Cease fire!" someone yelled. The server fell silent. Strange mechanical sounds began coming from the mingebag, something evil was at work. Suddenly a minigun, something of that of the Heavy's shot out of his crotch, but instead of normal barrels, there were toolguns. A slight click, and they began to rotate, at that moment, everyone began opening fire on him. The minge let loose his weapon. Toolguns were rotating in a blurred frenzy, shooting out countless blue beams. Props were being ignited, removed, and destroyed in anyway possible. We all took cover. A fellow player ran up to me, and stated the server is becoming unstable, already with a average ping 200 for the players. I then rose, and yelled, "To me, players of GMod!" All eyes were on me, with blue tracers whizzing by in the blurred background. I looked straight at the minge, pulled out my ban hammer, and raised it aloft; "For GMOD!" With that cry, all players joined me in my glorious charge against the minge. With a lol, the minge just did 360ºs and was taking down many of us. I raised my hammer, and came down on the minge, my hammer was stopped by the shield, as did the other players with their melee weapons. We couldn't breach his defenses. One player gave his life, and jammed that cursed gun, stopping it instantly. Realizing what had occurred, I ordered everyone to take cover. We all fell back, to whatever cover we could find. An explosion soon followed after, something to the scale of a Fusion Bomb. After the dust settled, I rose, and to my horror, all the other players had been removed by the blast. I somehow survived. The mingebag somehow had survived too. Without even hesitating, I retrieved my hammer, and ran full speed at the minge. I saw him raise a crowbar aloft, and began to move towards me. Just as we were about to clash, this armor-clad figure dropped down from above, knocking us both back. A voice came from the stranger, "Stand down fellow player." The mingebag stared blankly at him. The minge, overcome with fear, dropped his crowbar, and backed away. At that time, the figure before me, turned to me, and looked down. "Admin, you have lost countless players to this 'mingebag'. What do you wish for his punishment?" Still shaken by the fight, I rose, and looked at him in the eyes, and said "I would like him to be sent out of here, never to return. Not destroyed, but banished from this server, and many other servers, so he can do no harm.” The minge, while the man had his back turned, spawned a barrel, and flung it at him. A loud thunk sounded from the man's armor. He turned around, and stopped another barrel with his fist. He just walked up to the mingebag, picked him up, and uttered something in his ear, which made the mingebag poof into a cloud of dust. He then turned to me, and said gently, "You are safe now." This was fun to type. :v:[/QUOTE] Man I hope that was fun to type...how long did that take you?

The worst experience I've ever had? Oh gosh, lemme think...there've been a few bad ones for me. One time, this guy named Fabooch joined me and my friend. He seemed like a normal player, but appearances deceive. He build a gigantic fort in the corner of Flatgrass with a password-protected gate, grabbed an AWP, and went to town on the whole server. He left when I asked him, "Do you enjoy being a fag, Fabooch?" Then, one time, a guy joined me and spammed melons. Now, this was before I had a good computer, so the melon-spam was terrible. I killed and kicked him. Also, there was a time when this guy joined me and started making mediocre sexposes involving the spinal cord gib, the color tool, a Vortigaunt, Alyx, and the rope tool.