What's the dumbest reason you were banned for? V2 -> 2010 Edition - Garry's Mod

Requested a lock on the old thread if anyone was wondering. Rules of the thread: -No obvious reasons ("I got banned for hacking :confused:") -No troll reasons ("I spammed lots of props n got bannd wtf??/?") -No rascist reasons. ("I called the admin a niggah and he banned me :frown:") -Common sense, please.[U][/U] -No "I've never been banned" comments (+1 rule added by [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=166664"]X6ZioN6X[/URL]) What the thread is for: -Dumb reasons ("I was saying hi and such, and then I got banned. What the hell?") -Strange reasons ("I was making a small 2x4 prop with wheels, and proceeded to follow one of the rules by not making it a steam-sounding thruster (annoyingly loud thruster), but in doing so, the admin banned me for not following his rules even though I was.") If you want you can include the server's IP.

I asked how do you open console. I got what I deserved. Also I got banned for shooting a prop spammer in the head with a sniper I bought in an RP server. Found out the prop spammer was an admin. I hate Rp servers

I said Avaster in a server and got perma banned. Reason, Threating to take down the server. WTF?

I spawned a pet (with the Spacetech's Pet Mod) and the admin banned me for, "Hacks." P.S. You forgot to put in the rules, "Don't say I've never been banned."

I joined a server and then was instantly banned. Didnt have a reason.

I have several, by the same admin. Building a plane. Admins Reason: Makes the server look ugly and cluttered. The admin was spamming bouncy balls, so he was doing just that. Making a fort. Admins Reason: Forts are for minges. Making a shooting gallery. Admins reason: One of the targets was a melon, and melons are, apparently, 'sacred'. I got so annoyed i carpet bombed the server with melons, causing a massive battle between players who liked the admin, and players who had seen me banned 3 times for no reason and felt sorry for me. I left. I have never seen that server again.

I have atleast ten from a old admin Ban Number One: Spamming Sean is a faggot (thats his name) Ban Number Two: making a house that had workable doors. Ban Number Three: RDM by Sean's friend, i fought back. Sean is 13 y/o adminge though. Ban Number Four: Making a fort with a workable entrance. Ban Number Five: Spawning UNBANNED props. Ban Number Six: Wallhacks that i dont have. Ban Number Seven: Aimbot that i didn't have. (When two cops corner you in a alley with a mp5 its easy to get two headshots,especially if the alley is cramped like the one in rp down town.) Ban Number Eight: I changed my RPNAME to Sean(1) Ban Number Nine: I went Operator and starting permain'ing everyone. got banned 1337 minutes. Ban Number Ten: I put a breen doll attached to a wire text billboard then set it on fire. Sean was always a breen model.

This is a dumb thread. Most posts will just be shitty unfunny ban reasons, or completely deserved bans. [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Anyway, when I ran my own server, I would ban people for pissing me off, spawning E2s they didn't make, and not building in general.

It's not a dumb thread. Plus, I asked for the old one to be locked so I could re-make it with some adjustments. Hopefully the rules will be in order for a long time.

Joined server, spawned a pet, picked the egg up, it hatched and BAM "You have been banned, Reason: Pets are for gays"

[QUOTE=Kybalt;21040199]Anyway, when I ran my own server, I would ban people for pissing me off, spawning E2s they didn't make, and not building in general.[/QUOTE] Your doing it wrong! It's what dumbest reason you got banned for, not what dumbest reason you would ban for. EDIT: I've been banned because 5 years old child cried because I builded better than him. He banned me for reason: Stop mingebaging. :fuckyou:

I banned myself, is that dumb enough a reason?

I went to a citizen. Asked for a banana. Banned for the reason '.' Also, one time, got banned for the reason 'I HOPE YOU HAVE THAT ALYX & BREEN SETUP DUPED' never figured out what that meant.

" E2 Dick " I spawned a hologram that was Im Epic above me... He said it looked like a dick

Some 10 year old had admin, he said hello, i said hi, he said goodbye, BANZORED! havn't played online since.

i can understand why but.... i had the mingebag virus so my name was stuck at mingebag. i joined a server, asked what addons were installed, the admin started getting worried, i told him exactly about the virus, but he siad its too fishy......BAN :saddowns:

My friend said he was going to crash the server with an adv dupe he had, so I was like "Whatever." So he did it and the admin automaticly blamed me because my ping was the highest. I was permabanned for "", my friend was never touched, even after he admited he did it. -.-

My first one was in Gmod9, when I was just minding my own, then I spawn a Alyx model, then a Kliener, I forgot what I was going to re-create and what movie I was recreating it from, and then, [B][I][U]BAN![/U][/I][/B] For reason: "Making Kliener rape Alyx." I rejoined, tried to explain, and banned again for reason: "Being a douchebag whore butthurt bitch." I laughed. Then in Garrysmod 10, I was banned from a Zombie survival for "Aimbotting and retardedness." Then, again, same server later,reason: for "Stealing Mr.Green's name," (Just a side note, Mr.Green wasn't even playing as long as I have on STEAM.) and I was perma banned off the spot...I didn't even stay in the server for 10 seconds.

I got banned for my steam avatar... Reason: "4Chan Fag" [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/zakuzako[/url] [img]http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/07/07c8bb8b0d0e8e664f7c9fb1f9f5bf6515e6992f_full.jpg[/img] And I made the damn thing a long time ago too... Edit: Also was banned for one of the groups I'm in [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/leftoverlounge[/url] Reason: "Furry" I'm not even a furry -.- I'm not even a fag...

Spawned a few explosive barrels on a build server to show a friend something cool to do on his own time, got kicked for "Deathmatching with exploding barrels." even though I was leaving everyone else alone (by few barrels I mean five, with no intent on crashing the server)

I do believe this thread should be avoided of purge.

I was making a helicopter in a build server out in the corner of the map because of all the nine year olds arguing over a minge that kept messing with their stuff(with it not going through their minds to simply goo off to a corner like I did) the minge went towards me, and I duped my project just in time before he messed it. I spawned, went to the other end of the map, spawned my duped helicopter, and was banned for minging. wtf? :raise:

I got banned for hacking... the thing is I don't have ANY hacks at all and all I done was walk forward :saddowns:

i got banned today on gmod for sparying my avatar for some reason no one likes my i love tentacles spray :argh:

I got banned for telling the admin of a server, because I told him to stop ragdolling people randomly every other minute :P I also once experienced an admin, going around and correcting peoples contraptions, by coloring them, removing random props and adding others. So I said in the chat, that 12 year old kids, shouldn't be allowed to have their own servers. He permabanned me with this reason: "im 11 stop being so meen, im tryin to help :(" Edit: I also got banned on this forum for putting a ";D" smiley in spoiler tags to show I was being sarcastic ;P "Abusing spoiler tags" [editline]02:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;21022915]Also I got banned for shooting a prop spammer in the head with a sniper I bought in an RP server. Found out the prop spammer was an admin. [/QUOTE] Hehe, I can totally relate, I made a trap with a red button, on a vending machine and big red letters in rope, spelling out: "FREE PORN!" He banned me because he had to reconnect to get out of my trap :)

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];21074342']Your doing it wrong! It's what dumbest reason you got banned for, [b]not what dumbest reason you would ban for.[/b][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/ads/rating/tick.png[/IMG]

Joined a popular build server that for some reason is set so newcomers can't spawn props, they banned my for asking if I can spawn props. In return I crashed their server using a program

I failed the test on TnB.

IVe been banned for: 1. Spawning an E2 with wire to test out holos. (REASON: DON'T TRY TO E2, FUCK FACE.) 2. Spawning 1, NON EXPLOSIVE barrel. (REASON: dnot spawn explosivs) 3. Calling an adminge a fuck face because he was using ULX to kill everyone (REASON: .)

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;21260608]I failed the test on TnB.[/QUOTE] I know how you feel. [QUOTE=Dr Pepper;21259079]Joined a popular build server that for some reason is set so newcomers can't spawn props, they banned my for asking if I can spawn props. In return I crashed their server using a program[/QUOTE] I know it feels like they deserve it, but, come now. Do they [i]really[/i] deserve having their server crashed? Costs money to host a server you know :colbert: