So, anyone else seeing things like
"Rekilling Alyx"
"Reducing lifespan of alyx"
"Stuffing ragdolls"
"Inflating baloons"
"Charging toolgun"
And other silly things in the new loading menu?
Or am I just going insane?
-Snip-
[url]http://loading.garrysmod.com[/url] :P in the update they added sv_loadingurl so servers can have custom loading menu.
When I change it, it just goes to default one and eventually becomes a blank screen.
"Unreticulating Splines.",
Hardcore Sims nostalgia, minus the Un
Unfreezing The Freeman?
Clearly Valve contacted Garry and asked him to put that in as a hint that Episode Three is coming soon.
Right?
Polishing kleiners head
We need to be able to submit some to him, I think. More are required.
I Know what I would submit, "Not adding Toybox download option"
[QUOTE=hamberglar;26724400]Unfreezing The Freeman?
Clearly Valve contacted Garry and asked him to put that in as a hint that Episode Three is coming soon.
Right?[/QUOTE]
There is one saying "Delaying Episiode 3"
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26726802]We need to be able to submit some to him, I think. More are required.[/QUOTE]
why not just make your own loading screen that has more of them.
[code]<html>
<head>
</head>
<body>
<center>
<div style='position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; left: 0; width: 50%; height: 50%; margin: auto; overflow: show;'>
<img src='loading.png'>
<div id='loadingtext' style='margin-top: 10px; color: #666; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;'>Loading Text..</div>
</div>
</center>
<div style='-webkit-box-reflect: below -120px -webkit-gradient(linear, left top, left bottom, from(transparent), color-stop(0.1, transparent), to(rgba(255, 255, 255, 1.0))); position: absolute; top: 90%; right: 0; bottom: 0; left: 5%; height: 100px; overflow: show; font-family: Arial; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #888' id='files'>
</div>
<script type="text/javascript">
keywords =
[
"Unwelding Boxes.",
"Charging Toolgun.",
"Breaking Addons.",
"Stuffing Ragdolls.",
"Unreticulating Splines.",
"Refuelling Thrusters.",
"Unknotting ropes.",
"Painting Barrels.",
"Feeding Birds.",
"Bathing Father Grigori.",
"Decoding Lua's syntax.",
"Re-killing Alyx.",
"Calibrating Manhacks.",
"Cleaning Leafblower.",
"Reconfiguring Gravity Matrix.",
"Growing Watermelons.",
"Mowing Grass.",
"Plastering Walls.",
"Inflating Balloons.",
"Taming Physics.",
"Calling Sleep( 1000 ); ",
"Unfreezing The Freeman.",
"Patching Broken Update.",
"Styling Mossman's Hair.",
"Reducing lifespan of Alyx.",
"Polishing Kliener's Head.",
"Delaying Episode 3.",
"Changing Physgun Batteries.",
"Breaking Source Engine"
]
var bCanChangeStatus = true;
function ChangeText ( ) {
if ( bCanChangeStatus )
{
var keyword = keywords[ Math.floor( Math.random() * keywords.length ) ]
document.getElementById( "loadingtext" ).innerHTML = keyword;
}
setTimeout( "ChangeText()", 2500 );
}
ChangeText();
var iFilesNeeded = 0;
var iFilesTotal = 0;
var bDownloadingFile = false;
function SetFilesNeeded( iNeeded )
{
iFilesNeeded = iNeeded;
RefreshFileBox();
}
function SetFilesTotal( iTotal )
{
iFilesTotal = iTotal;
RefreshFileBox();
}
function DownloadingFile( filename )
{
if ( bDownloadingFile )
{
iFilesNeeded = iFilesNeeded - 1;
RefreshFileBox();
}
document.getElementById( "loadingtext" ).innerHTML = "Downloading " + filename;
bCanChangeStatus = false;
setTimeout( "bCanChangeStatus = true;", 1000 );
bDownloadingFile = true;
}
function SetStatusChanged( status )
{
if ( bDownloadingFile )
{
iFilesNeeded = iFilesNeeded - 1;
bDownloadingFile = false;
RefreshFileBox();
}
document.getElementById( "loadingtext" ).innerHTML = status;
bCanChangeStatus = false;
setTimeout( "bCanChangeStatus = true;", 1000 );
}
function RefreshFileBox()
{
document.getElementById( "files" ).innerHTML = "<img src='download.png' style='position: relative; top: 7px;'> " + iFilesNeeded + " downloads remaining";
if ( iFilesTotal > 0 )
document.getElementById( "files" ).style.visibility = 'visible';
else
document.getElementById( "files" ).style.visibility = 'hidden';
}
RefreshFileBox();
</script>
</body>
</html>
[/code]
[QUOTE=dingusnin;26733113]why not just make your own loading screen that has more of them.
**HTML stuff**[/QUOTE]
Actually that is a good idea.
My friend shut down his PC because of the "Breaking Addons" Part.
Couldn't stop laughing
He misspelled Kleiner.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
"Breaking Source Engine", I lol'ed. Oh, and "plastering walls".
Why is "Reticulating Splines" not there?
Oh, it's there, somebody just decided to be witty and change it to "UNreticulating".
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