Okay, I'm sick of all these half-assed posts of nothing but whining and bitching that's passed off as rants. They are NOT rants, they are just teasers to what a blog contains.
Lesson #1: Wit
Wit is the most important thing when it comes to ranting, humorous comparisons, nifty arguments and deproportionalized claims are about as important in a rant, as a hole in one's pocket is to a pedophile.
Lesson #2: Profanity
Belive it or not, but to get your point across, abit of a shock value is needed, otherwise it's generic and pointless, a rant is meant to be provoking, shaking the grounds off your average tightass, show them your right to free speech, and put a verbal railroadspike up their arse!
Lesson #3: The skirt rule
This is important. A good rant is like a skirt, it should be long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to keep things interesting. So don't make it too long, then it's just mundane and uninteresting, but don't keep it too short either, then it's just a belt.
Lesson #4: Moderation
Don't rant about EVERYTHING, just things you know people hate, and be accurate, contriversial and provoking, that way people will start to think on their own, like a passive prusuasion. If you rant about everything, then you may aswell start doing dope, then stand outside your house, preeching to people about how the government puts spies in your drinkingwater.
Lesson #5: Leave them wanting more .
Never stick around for a discussion, just drop your bomb and leave, let the discussion be amongst themselves, after all, you've already presented your arguments.
Lesson 6#: Don't let others get to you.
Simple, "haters gonna hate", basicly, don't let their bullshit get to you, normally they are hipocritical or ignorant anyways, unless you're a moron, that is.
Lession#7: I hate it how they put the lids on so tightly on glass jars.
This isn't very related, I just hate it, and putting it under running water just makes it worse for fuck's sake!
:pseudo: Now, class dismissed, I'm off to rehab.
Now thats gonne be usefill for those RP-rant`ers.
Hopefully its gonna be more interesting, thanks :p
W-What?
Personally, I liked lesson #7.
Lesson #3: The skirt rule
This is important. A good rant is like a skirt, it should be long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to keep things interesting. So don't make it too long, then it's just mundane and uninteresting, but don't keep it too short either, then it's just a belt.
Well, that is useful
:q:
great metaphor
a rant is like a skirt
when its so short its not even there, its a good rant.
[QUOTE=Killerjc;23246962]
when its so short its not even there, its a good rant.[/QUOTE]
You belong in a tree...
...Because you're a nut! :black101:
[QUOTE=Vinze;23248580]You belong in a tree...
...Because you're a nut! :black101:[/QUOTE]
:C
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