-I've been told to delete this thread because of some problems within the community. But really IDC as it's not my idea, not my problem. If an admin could delete this thread that'd be cool.-
-snip- working out something else
thread can be closed, we will work out a better one
All that was there was text and text..
More pics please.
[QUOTE=Madbobby109;27348712]All that was there was text and text..
More pics please.[/QUOTE]
At least its explained better than all of those other server adverts.
It does explain it rather well, but I do agree that it should be structured a bit better. Look more appealing.
I stopped reading when i saw the wall of text
Well, I updated it, just read it, oh and don't mind my typhos please! :)
I'm too lazy to read a huge block of text that is in no way entertaining, I'm sure i'm speaking for many other people as well. Add pictures, cool text, tags, something.
I always wonder what happened to Lappy he seemed to drop off the grid.
he js quit gmd code i tink
Guys I don't think you realize what this thread is about. It's not to entertain you at all, it's to simply give you information about our server. If you're too lazy to read it then why would we want you to join a server and gamemode where you need to read a lot and have a lot of patience which is a quality you need when having to read large things of text. If you want entertainment you join the server. Like I said... This thread is not for your entertainment.
Lol, this is a advertisement? Should add more pictures or some "Text colors" to make it more eye appealing. I'm pretty sure about 60% of the people who saw this advertisement didn't even care to read about the server because of the wall of text.
[QUOTE=Weeve90;27359381]Guys I don't think you realize what this thread is about. It's not to entertain you at all, it's to simply give you information about our server. If you're too lazy to read it then why would we want you to join a server and gamemode where you need to read a lot and have a lot of patience which is a quality you need when having to read large things of text. If you want entertainment you join the server. Like I said... This thread is not for your entertainment.[/QUOTE]
Weeve, with all due respect, an advertisement needs to be appealing in order for people to go for it.
If a company just submitted an unappealing wall of big black text into the newspaper about their product, people wouldn't care for it, but if they instead made the ad look more appealing in terms of colors, pictures etc people would at least pay more attention to it.
A server ad is meant to look descriptive and yet appealing to your average internet user.
Not trolling here, but in the past, it always seems soret and his followers do stupid things, and the way soret runs things( Leading the CCA and Rebel? wtf? ). I personally think this server is gonna suck.
Your gamemode is a nexus rip :/
You guys like switching names dont'cha?
Actually, this is a totally new community. :)
*See's wall of text*
"Fuck this"
Basically my reaction and everyone else's
Yesterday we had a guy who were really interested in this, and he wanted to start up a drug cartel, but not sure how he planned it with such playerbase at the moment.
A drug cartel? In Half-life 2? Er..
[editline]13th January 2011[/editline]
Can this thread be closed or something? It seems kind of pointless having it here when there server is locked 24/7 and they aren't giving out a password and nobody can play.
There some nice eye candy added.
[QUOTE=LauScript;27378870]A drug cartel? In Half-life 2? Er..
[editline]13th January 2011[/editline]
Can this thread be closed or something? It seems kind of pointless having it here when there server is locked 24/7 and they aren't giving out a password and nobody can play.[/QUOTE]
the server just got locked last night, and this is because of resent issues, we are working on solving them as soon as posible, but for now only trusted members are getting access to our server.
[QUOTE=Trustedsword;27387361]the server just got locked last night, and this is because of resent issues, we are working on solving them as soon as posible, but for now only trusted members are getting access to our server.[/QUOTE]
So this thread should be closed then? Because it's not public what's the point of advertising for it.
Also soret those images you added aren't appealing at all mainly because you just shoved them in the end of the add.
[QUOTE=Aide;27355212]I always wonder what happened to Lappy he seemed to drop off the grid.[/QUOTE]
I got bored and went aside to do better things, but then I got bored of them so decided to come back.
You were actually working on your ark. He was gone in the great flood! True story!
[b] Directions [/b]
Go to this URL, play the song at 10 seconds, then read the story,
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo62FF-5Kyo&feature=channel[/url]
[b] MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO THE MUSIC STARTING AT 10 SECONDS! [/b]
Once upon a time, a small boy from south wales, in the year 1993, slipped out of his mothers whome into the surface of light. This is his story.
The moment light shined upon this small boys face the nurses and minotaurs of hell knew what would happen.. In his far, but not too far, sort of close yet far away in a way.. he would make something
that nobody could quite understand, that nobody could quite grasp their reach to.. this creation would change the fate of roleplay in so many ways, it made jesus ride a goat up a mountain, causing zues to fuck it so wildly,
so madly, that it's asshole spilled blood.. This boy, was named... Lappy.
Years passed as he grew up like a normal child, unaware of his fate that would lie ahead of him, the change that would change everyone. In the summer of the year 2008, it all happened.. him and his half man, half caterpillar
half women half whale accomplice, Zinguizi made it all happen. With there vast army of over 7 men and 1 child and 3 chicken that produced eggs constantly.. lappy even recruited his awesome siamese cat that sits on his fence in
his awesomely overgrown backyard that really needs to be mowed. But anyway, as the dawn of light struck them and their army, they marched through roleplay with force, with accuracy and spilling fright out of all their
foes so easily, that the community known as Next-Generation roleplay struck the community around them with gay sexuality and touching-ness that it made the playerbase thrive of joy, and bacon.. Then it slowly declined downhill
somehow. Over the months, Lappy seemed to rather be called Noah, and he had a oddly long white beard, which is why some called him Lapdolf the great. But anyway, Lappy, or newly known as noah was nowhere to be seen for a long time..
his community was running, well, but he was nowhere to be seen... eventually trustedsword, another hairy welsh boy with a rather penis was wondering where lappy had run off to. He checked his garage, his wild jungle, and by that
i mean his backyard. Eventually he found him 2 streets down, in a old warehouse, building a huge ark, wearing a white robe and a staff. Lappy/Noah spoke in low, crackled voice and said "It is coming my friend. the time is now".
Lappy then ripped off his robe revealing the tail of a goat strapped to his chest, except it turned out to be his chest hair, somehow put into dread locks. The buildings roof flung off, and lappy let out a might shreek raising
his staff into the air. He then did a cool action roll that took, about 5 days to practice and 4 broken bones to perfect. As he rolled up the ramp onto the ark, he lowered his penis and trusted sword climbed up. Lappy got harder,
and harder and trusted was flung onto the deck of the ark. Once trustedsword was on the protected hull of the mighty arc, he ran inside, cowering for fear of why the roof flew off, and why lappys penis was so long.. Just then,
lappy pulled down his pants and begin flinging shit at such a high velocity out of his asshole, jesus himself covered his face with his palms of light. Over 2 kinds of each black women ran onto the arc naked, and just as the last
fat, jiggly, greasy women probably all named shaniqua jumped onto the ark, a wave of seawater bursted through the walls of the warehouse and lifted the ark off the ground, putting them to sale. With lappy standing up on the front
of the boat, awesome siamese cat at ready on his shoulder. They saled for months. And then, after a long journey on the seas, and fucking hoes, and crazy dancing and music mixing. Lappy and his crew returned to the rolelpay
community. Lappy was anew, shaved and prepared. He stepped off his boat, and said one statement "I am back from the great flood. With the Old-Gods community."
The moral being to this, no matter how awesome and interesting it is, people won't usually read it if it looks like a wall of text, but i suggest you read it because it's so fucking epic and because i wrote it pretty much...
My god, Schu... That music fit perfectly.
Lappy has returned from the dark abyss to enlighten us all. Behold, the greatest man to ever live!
Yeah the funny thing is right when i was writing the part where jesus road a goat up a mountain, the music got really intense.
Please remove the thread, we will work out something better later.
luppeh is c00l.
[QUOTE=Soret;27386283]There some nice eye candy added.[/QUOTE]
Best.Eyecandy.Ever.
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