After I saw the TF2 version of this type of thread with some pretty funny posts, I decided I'd make the Garry's Mod verson. Title says it all.
My story:
I was playing on some DarkRP server. There was an admin that was abusing his powers by noclipping around and shotgunning everybody. I was swinging a knife around(on the server it was an instakill) and then the admin happens to noclip right through the room I was in. He was positioned right next to me for like a split second. But, I just happened to be swinging my knife at that moment. I instakilled the noclipping admin, who then permabanned me with the reason "HACKER! IM GOINGA TELL ON U AND GET MY PARNTS TO JAIL U FR LYFE!!!!!"(actual ban reason). I haven't been unbanned since.
I was permabanned from a server for buying the doors to what I considered my home in DarkRP, only for the admin to rage at me that it was his home and no one was allowed to touch it.
I complained to a higher up in their server who then kicked out the 12-year-old admin from their server group for admin abuse, and allowed me back in that server.
The former-admin messaged me with threats that he'll get his revenge on me, whereas I was laughing hysterically that he's threatening me over his mistake and that he couldn't touch me.
It gets better that he would attempt to grief any Garry's Mod servers I was on, only to be either kicked/banned immediately, or for him to realize that I was usually un-killable due to my repetitive Gun Dealer job where I hired multiple bodyguards and enough people on the server liked my business so much that they spawn camped him until he quit.
It's one of my finer moments.
[QUOTE=Humin;48280902][URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250790[/URL][/QUOTE]
Noone's posted there for weeks, never even knew about it beforehand
I called a furryfaggot's pac outfit dumb
I made everyone on the server RDM each others and nuke the whole server with rpgs becuse I changed name to match other peoples names. It took the admin 1 hour to realise who was causing the problems, I am now deaf after the admin used his squeaky voice to scream at me.
I asked my friend that still was on the server 30 min after I was banned, the RDMing was still going on. Poor, poor admin.
Got banned on Fearless for arresting a propsurfer. Reason? "Admin backseat". You fucking serious
[QUOTE=freaka;48284090]Got banned on Fearless for arresting a propsurfer. Reason? "Admin backseat". You fucking serious[/QUOTE]
Those rules are kind of ridiculous. Let's say a guy is killing everyone coming out of spawn so you pick up your gun and kill him, and when he re-spawns detain him in a cell so he can't do anything until a admin arrives. To the players your a hero who allowed them to play again, to the admins your just as worse as him. How does that even make sense?
[QUOTE=OfficerLamarr;48284136]Those rules are kind of ridiculous. Let's say a guy is killing everyone coming out of spawn so you pick up your gun and kill him, and when he re-spawns detain him in a cell so he can't do anything until a admin arrives. To the players your a hero who allowed them to play again, to the admins your just as worse as him. How does that even make sense?[/QUOTE]
If you ever have been an admin on a real serious rp server you will realise that 90% of the reports that you get are false. Aka the players reports other players becuse they THINK they are breaking the rules when they infact aren't.
[QUOTE=RediL;48284293]If you ever have been an admin on a real serious rp server you will realise that 90% of the reports that you get are false. Aka the players reports other players becuse they THINK they are breaking the rules when they infact aren't.[/QUOTE]
No seriously I DID get banned for it. Here it is:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xcUSXh7.png[/img]
Some shithead actually took time to post a ban request on their forums with evidence of me arresting a prop surfer.
I said I was going to ban someone and I wasn't an admin
I got banned for spawning a prop in and a admin thought i was going to PK someone so he banned me perm
I gave an admin a gay rating.
I spawned that prop that people often use because it is one way viewable, anyway fell over onto an admin taking about 5hp with him. I was banned before I could say anything.
I got banned because I had a VAC ban.
An admin of a DarkRP server checked my profile, tp'd me to him and said "You hacking on my server huh?" and straight up banned me for "VAC Banned, probably a cheater"
[QUOTE=HDG_MrDeeJayy;48291236]I got banned because I had a VAC ban.
An admin of a DarkRP server checked my profile, tp'd me to him and said "You hacking on my server huh?" and straight up banned me for "VAC Banned, probably a cheater"[/QUOTE]
"probably a cheater" - following by that logic any player is probably a cheater
[QUOTE=polivlas;48292452]"probably a cheater" - following by that logic any player is probably a cheater[/QUOTE]
the kid was 14, so chances are I wasn't the first person banned this way.
And I'm certainly not the last.
A superadmin on a DarkRP server was trying to figure out the default gravity setting because it was changed by accident. I told him that it was 600 in OOC and he said "LET A HIGHER UP DEAL WITH IT!!!" So I responded, "I'm just trying to help you, sorry.", and he banned me with the reason "Underestimating administration abilities." :dead:
Some people take administrating way too seriously.
[QUOTE=polivlas;48292452]"probably a cheater" - following by that logic any player is probably a cheater[/QUOTE]
Well he had a vac ban which you can only get for cheating on a game so in a way he is still classified as a cheater but he could just not be cheating at that current time
[QUOTE=FP-Magic;48295308]A superadmin on a DarkRP server was trying to figure out the default gravity settings because it was changed by accident. I told him that it was 600 in OOC and he said "LET A HIGHER UP DEAL WITH IT!!!" So I responded, "I'm just trying to help you, sorry.", and he banned me with the reason "Underestimating administration abilities." :dead:
Some people take administrating way too seriously.[/QUOTE]
Should have been banned for "Overestimating Administration Abilities"
[editline]26th July 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48295317]Well he had a vac ban which you can only get for cheating on a game so in a way he is still classified as a cheater but he could just not be cheating at that current time[/QUOTE]
[B]WHY YOU ARE HEAVILY IMPLYING THAT VAC DETECTS CHEATERS EXCLUSIVELY AND NEVER EVER HAS A FALSE POSITIVE[/B]
[QUOTE=HDG_MrDeeJayy;48295329]Should have been banned for "Overestimating Administration Abilities"
[editline]26th July 2015[/editline]
[B]WHY YOU ARE HEAVILY IMPLYING THAT VAC DETECTS CHEATERS EXCLUSIVELY AND NEVER EVER HAS A FALSE POSITIVE[/B][/QUOTE]
Are you implying Vac of all systems banned u and it was a false positive?
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48295421]Are you implying Vac of all systems banned u and it was a false positive?[/QUOTE]
Yes. Because I have a vac ban and I didn't cheat..
[QUOTE=HDG_MrDeeJayy;48295427]Yes. Because I have a vac ban and I didn't cheat..[/QUOTE]
Everyone who has ever been vac banned has said that, Trying to go with the story that you were "Falsely banned" will literally just get people to laugh at you
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48295509]Everyone who has ever been vac banned has said that, Trying to go with the story that you were "Falsely banned" will literally just get people to laugh at you[/QUOTE]
Yes but unlike you BBW I didn't cheat.
Or sell Steam accounts which is against their TOS.
ban them both for flaming admin
[QUOTE=HDG_MrDeeJayy;48295329]
[editline]26th July 2015[/editline]
[B]WHY YOU ARE HEAVILY IMPLYING THAT VAC DETECTS CHEATERS EXCLUSIVELY AND NEVER EVER HAS A FALSE POSITIVE[/B][/QUOTE]
[B]IT DOES HAVE FALSE POSITIVES AND WHEN IT DOES ALOT OF PEOPLE GET BANNED NOT JUST YOU[/B]
[QUOTE=OfficerLamarr;48295685][B]IT DOES HAVE FALSE POSITIVES AND WHEN IT DOES ALOT OF PEOPLE GET BANNED NOT JUST YOU[/B][/QUOTE]
[b]USING BOLD DOESN'T MAKE YOUR TEXT LOOK ANY MORE MENACING[/B]
[QUOTE=tyguy;48296448][b]USING BOLD DOESN'T MAKE YOUR TEXT LOOK ANY MORE MENACING[/B][/QUOTE]
[b]BUT IT DOES HELP PEOPLE WITH POOR EYESIGHT READ YOUR TEXT LIKE MYSELF[/b]
I got banned once for speaking English. All i said was "hi".
[QUOTE=Warmeup;48297553]I got banned once for speaking English. All i said was "hi".[/QUOTE]
Its the Frenchie eh
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