• Garry Mod 14 Speculations
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Here we will gather the latest information known about Gmod 14.0 predictions. [B]Status:[/B] [I]Currently Resarching[/I]
i think that there will still be sexposes
It will have sex with your mother and give you that baby brother you've always wanted!
it will be after gmod 13
There will be a physics gun.
[QUOTE=Noi;41981480]DarkRP will be default gamemode as Sandbox gets deprecated.[/QUOTE] please no
I converted the Garry's Mod folder into a .png, converted that into base64, and flipped it backwards. Verdict: I have to reinstall Garry's Mod again oh man
There will be more Workshop dupes that contain obscure content. The few dupes that contain vanilla content will have a million props haphazardly constrained together for the purpose of crashing servers and causing as much lag as possible.
It's going to have sink pictures instead of prop icons. [I]Those[/I] kind of sink pictures.
The game will have an age limit of 15
[QUOTE=St3fz0rtj3;41982407]The game will have an age limit of 15[/QUOTE] So that means you wont be able to play right?
[QUOTE=drjohndorian;41981146]Here we will gather the latest information known about Gmod 14.0 predictions. [B]Status:[/B] [I]Gmod 14.0 dosnt eksist[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ott;41981468]It will have sex with your mother and give you that baby brother you've always wanted![/QUOTE] Your a pathetic human being. All you do is comment useless shit on every thread somebody makes, GTFO [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
Touché. (Joke, I'm 18+)
[QUOTE=Ozar;41982514]Your a pathetic human being. All you do is comment useless shit on every thread somebody makes, GTFO[/QUOTE] in your eyes, a shitposter on a forum is a "pathetic human being"? hahahahahaha [editline]27th August 2013[/editline] he made a joke in a thread nobody takes seriously there are way worse posts in here yet you call that guy a "pathetic human being" because he made a post you didn't like haha wow
[QUOTE=TCB;41982555]in your eyes, a shitposter on a forum is a "pathetic human being"? hahahahahaha [editline]27th August 2013[/editline] he made a joke in a thread nobody takes seriously there are way worse posts in here yet you call that guy a "pathetic human being" because he made a post you didn't like haha wow[/QUOTE] I agree the thread isn't serious. However: [QUOTE=Ott;41981468]It will have sex with your mother and give you that baby brother you've always wanted![/QUOTE] Is a bit out of the boundaries of being funny. It's pretty much a lame 10 year old comeback verse, that has been repeated over and over on Facepunch. We are getting bored of people without the ability of coming up with someone original. Was pretty much just an extra scroll.
[QUOTE=Noi;41981480]DarkRP will be default gamemode as Sandbox gets deprecated.[/QUOTE] Default map will be rp_flatgrass_v14
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[QUOTE=Ozar;41982514]Your a pathetic human being. All you do is comment useless shit on every thread somebody makes, GTFO[/QUOTE] [del]At least he doesn't make 20 help threads a day about the most basic shit.[/del] Boy was I an edgy teenager back in the day
[QUOTE=St3fz0rtj3;41982611] Is a bit out of the boundaries of being funny. It's pretty much a lame 10 year old comeback verse, that has been repeated over and over on Facepunch. We are getting bored of people without the ability of coming up with someone original. Was pretty much just an extra scroll.[/QUOTE] yes but who actually cares. a thread full of bad posts and you single one out because "it's been repeated before"? and don't say "we", either, you're not representing the majority of facepunch or anything, it's literally one guy who made a joking post in a thread full of joking posts. you must have some sort of issue with them personally otherwise this wouldn't be such a big deal to you.
GM14 will be rusty.
GM14 will be F2P and will have Garry Co. Supply Crates, Hats, and stranges.
[QUOTE=DatPolishGuy;41983894]GM14 will be F2P and will have Garry Co. Supply Crates, Hats, and stranges.[/QUOTE] The Pointshop becomes mandatory for all servers is what you're saying.
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;41983907]The Pointshop becomes mandatory for all servers is what you're saying.[/QUOTE] And you have to pay twice the amount of a triple A title for a low-poly, 5-minute-wonder cube on your head. I predict Garry's Mod 14 to feature Ricochet 2's revolutionary technology. We won't be able to play the update for about 10 years, as technology wouldn't be able to catch up fast enough. I also predict everything to be retextured with porn, and every workshop addon will be a sex pose generator. Some will even be animated, with realistic dick and tit physics. Also, DarkRP will replace Sandbox, and it shall be called DickDM, as every playermodel will be a picture of a sex pose from the Workshop. The future will turn Garry's Mod into ROBLOX for kids younger than 5.
Get ready for more useless shit.
Oh, and in Garry's Mod 14, Garry would quit to work on Rust, which he'll rename to Garry's Game, and Garry's Mod will be taken over by the community, which will be renamed to Not Garry's Mod, and the community will enforce the freshness of the porn that is used for the textures. Eventually, all the players will evacuate to JBMod for a better e-peen increasing experience.
It will finally have a portal gun. [sp]Just kidding.[/sp]
It won't have the ability to load portal 2 and CS:GO maps
max will finally add the baguette model teased in the beta.
max will finally make sex animations.
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