[b]Before you continue, I would like to ask you the following questions:[/b]
[list]Are you tired of idiots doing sex poses in your server?[/list]
[list]Are you annoyed with the constant complaints of backwards butt-sex?[/list]
[list]Or are you maybe just in need of a good laugh?[/list]
[b]Well if you are having any of those emotions, then "SEXPLODE" is for you![/b]
Here is the Q/A for this product:
[b]Q: What exactly is "SEXPLODE"?
A: It is the newest threat to sex-posing mingebags! It is a useful autorun script that will assure you a clean server, free of random and unwanted ragdoll sex.
Q: How does "SEXPLODE" work?
A: It will find out when a sex-pose is taking place, and corrects the problem by punishing the poser with an explosion.
Q: Where can you find "SEXPLODE"?
A: Right here good chap!
Q: How do I get "SEXPLODE" to work?
A: Simply extract to your addons folder!
Q: Does it work in single player?
A: Yes. Yes it does.
In short:[/b] When someone tries to make a sex-pose, they are killed by an explosion and the ragdolls are removed.
Now for pictures!
[img]http://www.garrysmod.org/img/dl/38969_1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.garrysmod.org/img/dl/38969_2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.garrysmod.org/img/dl/38969_3.jpg[/img]
[b]Extra Information:[/b]
This does not work on all ragdolls. It only works on humanoid ragdolls with the ValveBiped.Bip01_Pelvis bone. Some custom made ragdolls may not have named that part the same name so they will not be affected. All humanoid models by valve will work, such as the main human characters, combine soldiers, and rebels/refugees.
[b]How to use:[/b]
Just extract to addons and it will automatically take effect when the game/server is started. There is one Console Variable and that is "sexplode_enable". So suppose I want to make a sex-pose without being killed, all I do is type in console "sexplode_enable 0" (without the "") and it will be disabled. Then if I'm annoyed with too many sex-poses, I type "sexplode_enable 1" in console (without the "") and it will take affect again.
[b]Credits:[/b]
Credit goes to me of course, but I want to give a huge thanks to TetaBonita because he practically walked me through this. Even so, when it was finished and he posted his version, it was way different as far as the output went. Either way, please rate him a Lua king when you see him for being so awesome!
I also want to thank all of my friends who attempted at helping me, such as Kogistune, maurits150, AmpsX, and Jamie Sharpe. Thanks for trying guys!
[b]And, without further adieu, I shall present the download link![/b] :4chan:
[url=http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=38969][img]http://www.garrysmod.org/img/?t=dll&id=38969[/img][/url]
This script may also be updated since there are all sorts of perverted poses that can be made. Things like dildos and stuff. Anyway, have fun with this version!
One bug that I just found a minute ago: when your player humps the ragdoll, it explodes and it makes CalcView freak out. Then you have to restart your game. I'll have to fix it tomorrow. Just stay away from the ass and genatalia whilst posing. ;)
Umm, well, that's innovative.
It'd give noobs more of a reason to make sex poses, at the same time, though. Just create a large explosion on the server. Ultra minges would use that to their advantage and trigger it so they all go off at once or something.
Haven't seen it in action - no pun intended - though. If I hosted a GMOD 10 server more often I might have downloaded it.
Nice. but yeah, not many mingebags do that nowadays. I'd only use that if I had a problem with that in my server, but anyways I'll give you a "Thanks" rating for it, and good work.
It only does it for pelvis and not for if hand is next to pelvis. Make it more detailed. And don't forget head to pelvis, hand to pelvis, ect.
Barney "banged" Alyx so hard they both exploded :excited:
this is a very useful script I love the idea :D
:v: at "NO SEX ALLOWED, YOU NAUGHTY YIGGIT!" classic.
Haha, glad you got this working.
[QUOTE=Nick_P]It'd give noobs more of a reason to make sex poses, at the same time, though. Just create a large explosion on the server. Ultra minges would use that to their advantage and trigger it so they all go off at once or something.[/QUOTE]
I agree.
Maybe set it so that it slays the player instead of causing an explosion? I mean, imagine if he made the pose from far away. Then the tool would be ineffective.
I see a flaw what if some one is posing on your server and he is making a ground hand to hand knife fight and one person on on top of the other? What then?
I find this thread funny because the title of it is Sexplode and I saw that there was 69 users reading it...
Anyway, I'm going to try this out.
I assume it measures the distance between two pelvises. I laughed a lot.
[QUOTE=Nick_P]Umm, well, that's innovative.
It'd give noobs more of a reason to make sex poses, at the same time, though. Just create a large explosion on the server.[/QUOTE]
Great idea. All you need is to freeze the female, and then pose the male behind with his hands frozen, but the pelvis away from his female counterpart.
Attach a thruster to said hind-quarters, rinse, and repeat.
GREAT JOB GIVING ME CREDIT FOR SOME OF THE IDEA.
[QUOTE=DieHardDeus]GREAT JOB GIVING ME CREDIT FOR SOME OF THE IDEA.[/QUOTE]
:sigh:
[b]Edit:[/b]
I hate you, he doesn't have to credit you shit, he did all the work.
Wow, I'm glad everyone likes it. I said that I plan to make it better by adding more bone combinations like dildos(i.e. hand to pelvis) and this isn't prefect. The explosion could be used as an exploit so I may make it so it only kills the poser. And give TetaBonita some Lua Kings because this never would have been possible without him!
[QUOTE=DieHardDeus]GREAT JOB GIVING ME CREDIT FOR SOME OF THE IDEA.[/QUOTE]
What I say here...
[b]Be happy he made it![/b]
By the way very nice you got it working.
haha, useful
:sigh: That was how I was trying to tell you to do it - by comparing two bone positions...
Regardless, nice job.
Yes, but the tons of code you ended up giving me were lots of stuff that didn't do anything. I knew I had to compare positions, the problem was how to check that on any two individual ragdolls and what function it does under.
Anyway, I hope this is useful to everyone. I will try and add something to make dildos explode soon.
Got my download. It always helps knowing your server won't have any obnoxious shit in it.
Great work. Kinged'
Thanks. I'm already working on my next side-project. The Death Note!
I will probably update this too though.
Make something different from the explosion. Transform the noob in a ragdoll that keep hoping around and then fade away.
Or maybe turn the noob into a ragdoll that people are allowed to sexpose! :excited:
That's quite funny! :v:
Cool idea. :D Good job!
I actually got the idea last year when I was chatting on steam and someone misspelled "explode" and said "sexplode". We started joking around and I developed the idea. I never got around to making it until a few days ago, I got bored and needed something to script. Then I remembered it and started researching for it. I got together with TetaBonita and we worked on it through the evening and into the night and I released it exactly at midnight(my time).
Anyway, great to hear you guys like it!
[b]Edit:[/b]
[QUOTE=Hydro566]I see a flaw what if some one is posing on your server and he is making a ground hand to hand knife fight and one person on on top of the other? What then?[/QUOTE]
You can turn it on and off with a ConVar. It is in the OP and the ReadMe file.
[QUOTE=Golden-Death]Great idea. All you need is to freeze the female, and then pose the male behind with his hands frozen, but the pelvis away from his female counterpart.
Attach a thruster to said hind-quarters, rinse, and repeat.[/QUOTE]
That's a lot of trouble to go through. Instead just spawn the ragdolls, freeze, and attach negative value elastic pelvis-to-pelvis.
Double-click "R" and BOOM!
Good idea. Is this working for everyone? It stopped working for me.
Dude, that's AWESOME!!!
Thanks. Good to have it appreciated. I'm going to have to add dildos and boob touching next.
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